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Offline legend91

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50 years of marriage
« on: February 27, 2006, 02:23:05 PM »
An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting.  When she went before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?"  She replied: a can of peaches.  The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she was hungry.   The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can.  She replied 6.
  The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail."
 
Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.   He said, " What is it? "
 
The husband said  "She also stole a can of peas."
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Offline BBoy

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Re: 50 years of marriage
« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2006, 02:29:08 PM »
Now that is funny! ;)
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Offline ddw4e

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Re: 50 years of marriage
« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2006, 02:32:27 PM »
LOL!! Funny!  :D
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Re: 50 years of marriage
« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2006, 02:35:18 PM »
I clicked on this topic because I thought the title of the post was telling me I was going to read a heartwarming story of the undying love of a couple who had been married 50 years......what a testament to God's love & grace in blessing this marriage. 




BOY!! Was I wrong!  :D :D :D :D
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Offline Val215

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Re: 50 years of marriage
« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2006, 02:39:14 PM »
Quote from: LadyWiz on February 27, 2006, 02:35:18 PM
I clicked on this topic because I thought the title of the post was telling me I was going to read a heartwarming story of the undying love of a couple who had been married 50 years......what a testament to God's love & grace in blessing this marriage. 




BOY!! Was I wrong!  :D :D :D :D

:D I thought the same thing too!
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Re: 50 years of marriage
« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2006, 02:42:30 PM »
Quote from: Val215 on February 27, 2006, 02:39:14 PM
Quote from: LadyWiz on February 27, 2006, 02:35:18 PM
I clicked on this topic because I thought the title of the post was telling me I was going to read a heartwarming story of the undying love of a couple who had been married 50 years......what a testament to God's love & grace in blessing this marriage. 




BOY!! Was I wrong!  :D :D :D :D

:D I thought the same thing too!
Me too!  It was funny, though.
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Re: 50 years of marriage
« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2006, 02:43:03 PM »
Quote from: Val215 on February 27, 2006, 02:39:14 PM
Quote from: LadyWiz on February 27, 2006, 02:35:18 PM
I clicked on this topic because I thought the title of the post was telling me I was going to read a heartwarming story of the undying love of a couple who had been married 50 years......what a testament to God's love & grace in blessing this marriage. 




BOY!! Was I wrong!  :D :D :D :D

:D I thought the same thing too!

Val ~ your little angels look.........angelic!  :)
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Re: 50 years of marriage
« Reply #7 on: February 27, 2006, 02:50:22 PM »
Quote from: LadyWiz on February 27, 2006, 02:35:18 PM
I clicked on this topic because I thought the title of the post was telling me I was going to read a heartwarming story of the undying love of a couple who had been married 50 years......what a testament to God's love & grace in blessing this marriage. 




BOY!! Was I wrong!  :D :D :D :D

I guess only the women thought that....
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Offline SisterT

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Re: 50 years of marriage
« Reply #8 on: February 27, 2006, 02:53:05 PM »
LOL!!!

Yep, I was fooled too!!
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Re: 50 years of marriage
« Reply #9 on: February 27, 2006, 03:03:25 PM »
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Re: 50 years of marriage
« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2006, 01:18:40 AM »
Man, this is funny! :D
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Re: 50 years of marriage
« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2006, 08:47:30 AM »
LOL
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Re: 50 years of marriage
« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2006, 01:59:29 PM »
I like that joke!!!!! :D
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Re: 50 years of marriage
« Reply #13 on: December 15, 2006, 02:20:24 PM »
LOL!  :D
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Re: 50 years of marriage
« Reply #14 on: December 16, 2006, 12:44:07 AM »
now that's rich.... :D
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Re: 50 years of marriage
« Reply #15 on: December 16, 2006, 12:50:48 AM »
So the title is the only reason why this thread is still in this room.... ::) :D :D

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