Backin' up tha preacher!

[sweetz]

Hey all,
I'm just taking my cue from viewing some of the posts from zacke12's "What in the world"  topics.  Now, there are some people out there that love to answer the preacher whenever he/she said something good such as "Hey Now", or "Preach Preachah".  I think the funniest thing I've heard someone say is "Put Your Weight On It" in this deep scruffly voice and I tried not to laugh at first but everyone just busted out laughing.

So, I was just wondering if you all heard any crazy "response stories" like these and would like to share them.

Hit me back,
Sweetz

[Jaylei]

Hey~

I think the funniest saying I've heard in church is" It'll be on like a pot of neck bones up in hurr" when the pastor was reviewing Sunday School, and subject was "Turn the Other Cheek".


Jaylei

[zacke12]

Some things I have heard someone say when the preacher was saying so good stuff:

"Stay there and come on"
"You looking good doctor"
"You walking heavy"
"It's tight but its right"(ORIGINAL)

I heard I can't get no help up in here.

[ElderE]

I heard a lady say, "Oh Jesus, help me Mama"??? or how about:
"Ouch, God that one hurt"...there was one time that I was preaching that someone called out, "That was good, but could you repeat that??".... there's some crazy church folk out there!!

Peace.
ElderE

[blessedone]

Here's some

That's it!
Tell it like it is PREACHA!
YEAH YEAH YEAH
Watch out now
What you say now
Go head
Preach preacha
AMEN

[Dredakyst]

LOL...

what about the old lady (and god only knows her heart)  that scream something crazy out after the preacher pauses... The preacher makes a vaild point then out of no where she yells something out of blue causing the crowd to snicker

or the preacher

Can't i get a witness

HELLO?

If you can't say amen, stay ouch

Ya see church, I know why ya quiet cause i am on ya street... and about to knock on your front door


before reading the text: I just glad to know that if the Lord  came on this day.. we have a rapture-ready crowd that made out through the rain....

[ddw4e]

I got some:
Look beside your neighbor and say honeychild.....what he talkin about?
HEEEYYY LORD!!!
AH HAA THANK YA GEESUS!!!
You better shut up and sit down (sometimes they were serious...LOLOLOL glad it's not my Pastor!! LOL)
HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY

:lol: Oh my Goodness!!!  Those are some good ones.  I've actually heard a few of those like "Watch out 'dere now!" (J. Anthony Brown).  

I recently had to sing at a funeral at my church and the man that passed away was a member of the "Bahai" faith  (I'm not exactly sure what that's all about - all I know is that they pray alot - to who, I'm not sure).  Well, his "Bahai Faith" family were brought in on one side of the church and his "blood" family were brought in on the other side and let me tell you that they are straight up church folk.  So the minister giving the eulogy said that there is "One God, One Faith, and One Baptism" and an older woman from his family said "Hello!!!", "That's what I'm talkin' 'bout"  (remember, we're talkin' down in South Carolina, so it was real KUNTREE!!!  (if you ever watched The Klumps - she had the grandmother's voice down to a tea).  She must have said it about 5 times during the eulogy.

[sweetz]

Hey,
That was my last post under guest.

Sweetz

What about this one;

COME OOOOOOOOOOONUH, PASTUH!!!   (But thinkof it in a high pitched voice).   :lol:

allhoney

[gospelkeyboardist]

how bout this one when I was in North Carolina......... The minister was preaching and an old lady yelled, NOW THAT'S MY BISCUITS AND GRAVY!!!

[sax4u2nv]

I got one.....in my church in Brooklyn my step-father always says while the Bishop preaches he says "Work it Bishop!" ,or he'll say "Lord help us"

[smabrey]

"Fix it!"

[BBoy]

Here's one my mom told me about. There was this lady who really liked good preaching. Whenever the preacher would say something she liked, she would point to him and yell, "Say THAT!" And when he hit his next point, she would point to him again and say, "And THAT, too!" If he hit another point, she would again point to him and yell, "And THAT!" This would go on for a while.

[sweetz]

"Fix it!"

   :lol:      Man, when I was a kid, this lady used to say that at our church too,       all the time!!!!!