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Offline 4hisglory

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If God was in your living rooom........
« on: May 25, 2007, 03:54:18 AM »
If GOD was in your living room........

...........would you enter or be scared you would drop dead?
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Re: If God was in your living rooom........
« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2007, 05:40:17 AM »
Quote from: 4hisglory on May 25, 2007, 03:54:18 AM
If GOD was in your living room........

...........would you enter or be scared you would drop dead?
Probably drop down as dead ...
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Offline lumbebear1

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Re: If God was in your living rooom........
« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2007, 06:34:37 AM »
He already is, He's been there since I invited Him in. He has access to my whole house
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Re: If God was in your living rooom........
« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2007, 02:02:27 PM »
First I would create a thread about it on LGM brag about how He came to my house first. Then I would take pictures of the two of us and sell em on eBay. Then I would call my old pastor and tell him... NEVERMIND, I HAVE THE REAL MCCOY HERE... Then I would take him to work with me, and dare someone to be mean to me... LOL. Prolly hit olive garden and then see what we can do at the bank about my account... since the last time I mentioned God, they looked at me funny... Now lets see how Wachovia like me now, Imma bring him in with me. That should clear the overdrafts... Then Imma buy that Leslie DVD off of him and look at what I been doin for the past 26 years. Then pause it on September 20, 1998 when I accepted Christ, take it to some of my old church members play it back and tell 'em TOLD YOU! Then prolly come back to my crib and see what He wanna do.

I am so totally kidding. God is with me everywhere.. My living room is no different.
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Re: If God was in your living rooom........
« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2007, 02:21:37 PM »
After I get up off of the floor and stop crying like a str8 up baby...I would ask Him.....

"Who let You in?...Not that I'm complainin' or nothin'.....cuz you are more than welcome here, anytime.....I just wanna know if that crazy wife of mine left the door unlocked again."......

Then I'd see if He wanted to get some chicken from Popeyes...Or maybe hit up the Old Country Buffet......Then I'd ask to see the tape of my life....Then we'd shoot some hoops.....Then I would ask Him why he came......and be praying that He would say....."I've come to take you home with me Son.".....Yippeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: If God was in your living rooom........
« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2007, 03:19:42 PM »
I think I would run cuz shouldn't noboby be in my house w/out a key.
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Re: If God was in your living rooom........
« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2007, 10:58:42 PM »
I'd ask Him to play Madden with me on the PS3.  (It's hard to find good competition these days). Nah, seriously, I'd be petrified and yet in awe at the same time- wanting to run away while yet running to him, feel me?
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Re: If God was in your living rooom........
« Reply #7 on: May 26, 2007, 01:06:20 AM »
...can you show me how you walked on water....i read about it but i wanna see it.... :o

...lets take a trip down to Myrtle Beach and show me how Moses parted the Red Sea... :o

...then i would faint... :'(
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Re: If God was in your living rooom........
« Reply #8 on: May 26, 2007, 08:02:12 PM »
I would ask Him to forgive me for it being such a mess! LOL
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Re: If God was in your living rooom........
« Reply #9 on: May 27, 2007, 07:55:39 PM »
Quote from: lumbebear1 on May 25, 2007, 06:34:37 AM
He already is, He's been there since I invited Him in. He has access to my whole house

THANK YOU!!! ;D Your temple and house should always be ready for the King. Even if everyone else isnt welcome.
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Re: If God was in your living rooom........
« Reply #10 on: May 28, 2007, 12:45:51 AM »
If he was in my rooom, then I would ask him a lot of questions while playing ps2.
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Re: If God was in your living rooom........
« Reply #11 on: May 28, 2007, 01:37:17 AM »
He always has been.

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Re: If God was in your living rooom........
« Reply #12 on: May 28, 2007, 11:09:00 AM »
Quote from: lumbebear1 on May 25, 2007, 06:34:37 AM
He already is, He's been there since I invited Him in. He has access to my whole house
Quote from: uniquepraise on May 27, 2007, 07:55:39 PM
THANK YOU!!! ;D Your temple and house should always be ready for the King. Even if everyone else isnt welcome.
Quote from: BBoy on May 28, 2007, 01:37:17 AM
He always has been.



I think the post refers to the ACTUAL PHYSICAL manifestation of God, as in face to face. (as much as we could stand, cuz a human in his natural form couldnt look on him and live)Not just the "presence"

but, if he condensed hmself (and looked Morgan Freeman...):)



I'd have to talk real loud cuz it's hard to hear someone when their face is on the floor.....

Then i'd ask if he likes curry goat.....mebbe some ackee and saltfish....


then ask him to show me how to play "flight of the bumblebee".........

then ask, "ok, what did Lucifer REALLY look like, before he got kicked out? I'm sayin, dude had pipes built into him."
then ask, "what was that wheel in a wheel thing that Ezekiel saw?"
then ask, is it just us humans in the universe?

.....What did my father really think of me.......?

then ask him to stop time, cuz there's a lot more questions.....

then ask..............

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then ask..................where can i get some hair dye, cuz its all white now.
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Re: If God was in your living rooom........
« Reply #13 on: May 29, 2007, 08:44:15 AM »
Quote from: THE WOLFMAN on May 28, 2007, 11:09:00 AM
I think the post refers to the ACTUAL PHYSICAL manifestation of God, as in face to face. (as much as we could stand, cuz a human in his natural form couldnt look on him and live)Not just the "presence"

but, if he condensed hmself (and looked Morgan Freeman...):)



I'd have to talk real loud cuz it's hard to hear someone when their face is on the floor.....

Then i'd ask if he likes curry goat.....mebbe some ackee and saltfish....


then ask him to show me how to play "flight of the bumblebee".........

then ask, "ok, what did Lucifer REALLY look like, before he got kicked out? I'm sayin, dude had pipes built into him."
then ask, "what was that wheel in a wheel thing that Ezekiel saw?"
then ask, is it just us humans in the universe?

.....What did my father really think of me.......?

then ask him to stop time, cuz there's a lot more questions.....

then ask..............

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then ask..................where can i get some hair dye, cuz its all white now.
then ask..............

Yup, pretty much like that.  EL COSIGNO!!!!
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Re: If God was in your living rooom........
« Reply #14 on: May 29, 2007, 09:02:35 AM »
Just be myself. I'm quite sure God can tell if we are being real or not.
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Re: If God was in your living rooom........
« Reply #15 on: May 29, 2007, 09:05:31 AM »
Quote from: BEATBOXERZ on May 29, 2007, 09:02:35 AM
Just be myself. I'm quite sure God can tell if we are being real or not.

And, we have a winner, folks!!! :D :D :D :D
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Re: If God was in your living rooom........
« Reply #16 on: May 29, 2007, 01:59:13 PM »
Quote from: sjonathan02 on May 29, 2007, 09:05:31 AM
And, we have a winner, folks!!! :D :D :D :D
;D ;) :) That's the only way I know how to be Big Bro...
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Re: If God was in your living rooom........
« Reply #17 on: May 29, 2007, 03:07:06 PM »
Quote from: BEATBOXERZ on May 29, 2007, 01:59:13 PM
;D ;) :) That's the only way I know how to be Big Bro...


Amen!!  ;) :D
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Re: If God was in your living rooom........
« Reply #18 on: May 29, 2007, 03:32:22 PM »
First i would praise him, i would ask him allow me to enter.... then i would ask him so many question, i would ask him to clean my record in heaven. Empower me with the holy ghost.
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Re: If God was in your living rooom........
« Reply #19 on: May 29, 2007, 04:00:47 PM »
I would just want to conversate...It would be like now but I would see him face to face...
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