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Offline LaylaMonroe

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Re: Things Every Woman should Know How to Do.
« Reply #60 on: September 20, 2011, 02:00:02 PM »
Quote from: nessalynn77 on September 20, 2011, 01:47:59 PM
The smiley to express my reaction does not even exist...


OMG same here.

Quote from: SirTJ on September 20, 2011, 01:57:39 PM



Even Teej's gif doesn't cut it.

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Re: Things Every Woman should Know How to Do.
« Reply #61 on: September 20, 2011, 02:01:02 PM »
I think I might be offended. :-\

Or disgusted...

Or embarrassed?

Or angry?

Or some combination of the above?

Idk...
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Re: Things Every Woman should Know How to Do.
« Reply #62 on: September 20, 2011, 02:03:09 PM »
Quote from: nessalynn77 on September 20, 2011, 01:47:59 PM
The smiley to express my reaction does not even exist...

+1. I just think the word choice is OFF. Maybe it should've been left at "knowing how to please" or something.

Didn't read the entire thread yet....

They should know how...

To dress professionally. Especially for job interviews.

Buy proper size clothing, including shoes.

To do their own manicure.

To hold their own during sales. Don't be so gullible. I guess that can go for dating too...

Control their emotions.

BRB...



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Re: Things Every Woman should Know How to Do.
« Reply #63 on: September 20, 2011, 02:05:12 PM »
Quote from: LaylaMonroe on September 20, 2011, 12:56:46 PM
PHB, how many beauty/outward appearance/hygiene related items are on the men's list?

hmm ... one sec let me go count
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Re: Things Every Woman should Know How to Do.
« Reply #64 on: September 20, 2011, 02:11:59 PM »
Quote from: chevonee on September 20, 2011, 01:06:44 PM
This. I'll add this for the married women....you have to be a lady by day and a str8 h** at the appropriate moment but only with your husband. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 ::) I wish my husband would part his top and bottom lip to ever say such a thing or request such a thing in such a manner as such which such is not going to happen......
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Re: Things Every Woman should Know How to Do.
« Reply #65 on: September 20, 2011, 02:16:37 PM »
Quote from: keysrme2010 on September 20, 2011, 02:11:59 PM
::) I wish my husband would part his top and bottom lip to ever say such a thing or request such a thing in such a manner as such which such is not going to happen......

so it would be okay if he mumbled it with his lips closed? ;) just playing LOL
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Re: Things Every Woman should Know How to Do.
« Reply #66 on: September 20, 2011, 02:18:38 PM »
Quote from: phbrown on September 20, 2011, 02:16:37 PM
so it would be okay if he mumbled it with his lips closed? ;) just playing LOL

 A woman should know how to read between the lips, and mumbles, and things underbreath

LOL!
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Re: Things Every Woman should Know How to Do.
« Reply #67 on: September 20, 2011, 02:27:49 PM »
Quote from: keysrme2010 on September 20, 2011, 02:18:38 PM
A woman should know how to read between the lips, and mumbles, and things underbreath

LOL!

ROFL!!
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Re: Things Every Woman should Know How to Do.
« Reply #68 on: September 20, 2011, 02:28:09 PM »
Ladies.......is it a bad thing if your husband refers to you as a.........garden tool.  Meaning in conversation between you and him, not publically. 

Why does that offend some of you?  Why are some of you not to please with him making such comments?  I mean you are married.   

I'm just curious. 
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Re: Things Every Woman should Know How to Do.
« Reply #69 on: September 20, 2011, 02:29:40 PM »
Quote from: keysrme2010 on September 20, 2011, 02:11:59 PM
::) I wish my husband would part his top and bottom lip to ever say such a thing or request such a thing in such a manner as such which such is not going to happen......

He shouldnt even have to say it.

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Re: Things Every Woman should Know How to Do.
« Reply #70 on: September 20, 2011, 02:35:22 PM »
Quote from: Docdb04 on September 20, 2011, 02:28:09 PM
Ladies.......is it a bad thing if your husband refers to you as a.........garden tool.  Meaning in conversation between you and him, not publically. 

Why does that offend some of you?  Why are some of you not to please with him making such comments?  I mean you are married.   

I'm just curious.

I don't get it...... why not queen, or beautiful, of gorgeous,......garden tools are made to be stepped on kicked, and thrown around and used in dirt... do mean like to be called............ garden tool?
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Re: Things Every Woman should Know How to Do.
« Reply #71 on: September 20, 2011, 02:35:38 PM »
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Re: Things Every Woman should Know How to Do.
« Reply #72 on: September 20, 2011, 02:37:08 PM »
I'm not married but I'm 99.9999999% sure I wouldn't like that word used between me and my husband @Doc. It's a derogatory word. Nothing hot, steamy or sexy about it, IMO. If another couple finds that hot...do your thing. I ain't mad atcha. Just not going down with me.
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Re: Things Every Woman should Know How to Do.
« Reply #73 on: September 20, 2011, 02:40:00 PM »
Wow like this thread just took a serious turn. :o :o
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Re: Things Every Woman should Know How to Do.
« Reply #74 on: September 20, 2011, 02:40:36 PM »
Quote from: keysrme2010 on September 20, 2011, 02:35:22 PM
I don't get it...... why not queen, or beautiful, of gorgeous,......garden tools are made to be stepped on kicked, and thrown around and used in dirt... do mean like to be called............ garden tool?

it loses its effectiveness after we call you that so many times?

for the record, I wouldn't call my wife that. But if there was something I wanted to do. I know my wife wouldn't object to anything within reason. And I think that was what Chevonne was referring. Extinguishing your husband appetite.

No point in serving him escargot when all he wants is a pulled pork sandwich on some store bought bread in the pickup truck.
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Re: Things Every Woman should Know How to Do.
« Reply #75 on: September 20, 2011, 02:42:37 PM »
Quote from: musicbishop on September 20, 2011, 02:40:00 PM
Wow like this thread just took a serious turn. :o :o

I was JUST about to say that.
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Re: Things Every Woman should Know How to Do.
« Reply #76 on: September 20, 2011, 02:43:25 PM »
Quote from: under13 on September 20, 2011, 02:29:40 PM
He shouldnt even have to say it.

yeah if only it worked that way LOL
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Re: Things Every Woman should Know How to Do.
« Reply #77 on: September 20, 2011, 02:43:37 PM »
Quote from: MissMusic04 on September 20, 2011, 02:37:08 PM
I'm not married but I'm 99.9999999% sure I wouldn't like that word used between me and my husband @Doc. It's a derogatory word. Nothing hot, steamy or sexy about it, IMO.

I agree....the nerve to even pose such a question...when has there been any good followed behind that word...I have NEVER heard a Pastor get up and describe his wife as a ....garden tool... if feel sorry if a woman thinks its ok to be considered such things...I'm all for pleasing me husband but I'm pretty sure the bible says somewhere that the bed of the married is undefiled so nothing I do with my spouse makes me a garden tool!
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Re: Things Every Woman should Know How to Do.
« Reply #78 on: September 20, 2011, 02:45:12 PM »
Yeah, I think Chevonee's post was taken the wrong way. The word "freak" would have been more applicable.

Get over it people.
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Re: Things Every Woman should Know How to Do.
« Reply #79 on: September 20, 2011, 02:49:33 PM »
Quote from: under13 on September 20, 2011, 02:45:12 PM
Yeah, I think Chevonee's post was taken the wrong way. The word "freak" would have been more applicable.

Get over it people.

It wasn't taken the wrong way, it was SAID the wrong way.

And while I agree "freak" would've worked a little better, the truth is that... you know what? Nevermind. I'm not even getting entangled in this.

Fwiw, that "line item" was already on the list anyway.

But whatever.

*washes hands*

@Docdb, I typed a reply to your question, but I may PM it to you instead. I'm not trying to get all tangled up in this folly.
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