Embarassing Moments at Work

[lordluvr]

I can't believe I didn't post this on this thread back in 2009.



One night I'm talking to my wife about our eating habits and I say I will support her in anything. Anyway she was taking this pills called Ally to help her cut down on her fat intake. So I decide I will take one with her. ...

The next day at lunch I have this HUGE salad with  TON of Catlina salad dressing. About 3/4th of the way through I fell something in my tummy so I look around and notice no one is by me so I let out a little toot. I felt so much better so I kept eating. Later just before I am done I realize I need to pass some more gas. So I go ahead and let it out. That felt so good I smiled. I get up to wash my dishes and stuff and I come back to my seat and I realize my seat has a wet spot. I'm like wow how did I waste salad dressing there. So I grab a paper towel to clean the seat and I catch a whiff of what was on the seat. I'm LIKE NO WAY!!! Did someone just boo boo on a seat and not clean it!!! So I go to the restroom to wash my hands the whole time thinking I can't believe someone would do that. On my way to the restroom I realized I had some business to take care of my stomach was starting to say hey you really really need to go now. And it was weird cause it was watery. Anyway I finished my business and went to wash my hands. So while washing my hands a thought occurred to me what if I did it? I'm like naw no way ... But I check the back of my pants anyway just in case and sure enough it was wet and had the same smell. ...

I went back cleaned the chair and left work. I sat on a towel in my car and drove home used the restroom again then took a shower. Changed my clothes and took some of my wife's pad thingies and stuck them in my underwear and went back to work. No one said anything but I sometimes wonder if anyone knew ...

Thanks for sharing........Really.....Thanks...

[under13]

took some of my wife's pad thingies and stuck them in my underwear

I think that qualifies for a mandatory revocation of your man card

[LaylaMonroe]

I. AM. THROUGH.

Did he really just admit publicly to wearing a feminine hygiene product to prevent leaking because of incontinence? Did he just admit to boobooing on himself????

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[JustBritt]

Wow

[Gibby]

um...does anyone else wanna sing the diarrhea song for phbrown? 

[JustBritt]

I guess some people are so comfortable with the LGM fam that they'll say just about anything lol.

[MissMusic04]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think that qualifies for a mandatory revocation of your man card

 

[churchyreal]

I. AM. THROUGH.

Did he really just admit publicly to wearing a feminine hygiene product to prevent leaking because of incontinence? Did he just admit to boobooing on himself????

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This

[3rd-Day]

I think that qualifies for a mandatory revocation of your man card

*Nodding in agreement*

C'mon Son!!!  

Men dont "toot". We FOT!   We bust farts, tear drawers etc....
 
Men Dont take medication prescribe for females. I dont know what the heck........Nevemind!!

He said "Pad Thingies"!!        Ummm......I... *sigh*......ummmm..............SMH!......... Imma use my SMG Card on this one!!!



and to top it off......


In order for a "pad thingy" to stay in place he must have had on some tighty whities or something thong or granny panty related. Mens Boxers aint holding nothing in place. They provide freedom and room to breath like the open wild were men like to go and hunt and kill prey and stuff! Big Difference!!!

Im just sayin the violations yo.....................SMH!!


FTR!

The only time a man is supposedly authorized to use a feminine napkin near his body is in the armpit of his military undershirt during a military uniform inspection or military parade in the blazing heat. They supposedly absorb the sweat and prevent you from having them gigantic sweat stains under your arms. (NO I HAVE NEVER DONE IT!)  Some GI Jane female (that was actually fine) that was fresh off the drill field and in charge of our platoon suggested it. Heck she was a drill instructor she would know!

[phbrown]

ROFL!!!!!!!

If there was an award for most embarassing moment. I believe I just won it.

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!

[3rd-Day]

ROFL!!!!!!!

If there was an award for most embarassing moment. I believe I just won it.

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah you sort of set yourself up!! LOL!! 

[sistagurl]

I can't believe I didn't post this on this thread back in 2009.



One night I'm talking to my wife about our eating habits and I say I will support her in anything. Anyway she was taking this pills called Ally to help her cut down on her fat intake. So I decide I will take one with her. ...

The next day at lunch I have this HUGE salad with  TON of Catlina salad dressing. About 3/4th of the way through I fell something in my tummy so I look around and notice no one is by me so I let out a little toot. I felt so much better so I kept eating. Later just before I am done I realize I need to pass some more gas. So I go ahead and let it out. That felt so good I smiled. I get up to wash my dishes and stuff and I come back to my seat and I realize my seat has a wet spot. I'm like wow how did I waste salad dressing there. So I grab a paper towel to clean the seat and I catch a whiff of what was on the seat. I'm LIKE NO WAY!!! Did someone just boo boo on a seat and not clean it!!! So I go to the restroom to wash my hands the whole time thinking I can't believe someone would do that. On my way to the restroom I realized I had some business to take care of my stomach was starting to say hey you really really need to go now. And it was weird cause it was watery. Anyway I finished my business and went to wash my hands. So while washing my hands a thought occurred to me what if I did it? I'm like naw no way ... But I check the back of my pants anyway just in case and sure enough it was wet and had the same smell. ...

I went back cleaned the chair and left work. I sat on a towel in my car and drove home used the restroom again then took a shower. Changed my clothes and took some of my wife's pad thingies and stuck them in my underwear and went back to work. No one said anything but I sometimes wonder if anyone knew ...

  Discretion is a good thing..

[B_XALTED]

I tripped coming up the stairs with sme co workers and pooted loudly. That was brutal... LOL.

[Gibby]

I tripped coming up the stairs with sme co workers and pooted loudly. That was brutal... LOL.

 

[Fenix]

I tripped coming up the stairs with sme co workers and pooted loudly. That was brutal... LOL.

BWAHAHAHA!!!!! 

[musicbishop]

This didn't happen at work but i have to tell it. When i was younger my group went to sing in Tenn. one of the groups had blind musicians ( important part to realize). Well right before the end of service they had altar call, me and my buddies stayed over by the drums. since everyone was up front I let silent one loose. well I happened to look at the front row that i was standing in front of and there was the blind man with the weirdest facial expression i've ever seen on a man. then I realized the rest of his senses were stronger due to being blind so he caught the wrost of it.   the only good thing was he couldn't see me laughing cause i did it. ( and for the record i was only 12 or 13 so that made it that much funnier then)

[Gibby]

This didn't happen at work but i have to tell it. When i was younger my group went to sing in Tenn. one of the groups had blind musicians ( important part to realize). Well right before the end of service they had altar call, me and my buddies stayed over by the drums. since everyone was up front I let silent one loose. well I happened to look at the front row that i was standing in front of and there was the blind man with the weirdest facial expression i've ever seen on a man. then I realized the rest of his senses were stronger due to being blind so he caught the wrost of it.   the only good thing was he couldn't see me laughing cause i did it. ( and for the record i was only 12 or 13 so that made it that much funnier then)

Wow....

[B_XALTED]

I tripped coming up the stairs again... Lets just say, this is the last time I wear this low cut sweater. They got to see "all" of me today...

[Gibby]

I tripped coming up the stairs again... Lets just say, this is the last time I wear this low cut sweater. They got to see "all" of me today...

ummm....

Only elevators and turtlenecks for you ma'am 

[churchyreal]

Just had one!!

I went out of the office I'm in to make a copy of someone's ID, Social Security Card and Food Stamps paper and accidently go in another office beside the one I was in.....lol!