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Offline LaylaMonroe

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Re: Current Status Thread!
« Reply #38340 on: September 04, 2012, 10:47:14 PM »
Why not? They create titles in church, why not in the White House? LOL!

One of the girls at my church started calling herself "Lady So-and-so" so another sister asked her why. The lady's husband said "I made her a Lady 5 years ago when I married her."

*blank stare*

So I guess lady means married woman now. Idk. :D
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Re: Current Status Thread!
« Reply #38341 on: September 04, 2012, 10:51:14 PM »
Leading Lady??? Why???

LOL! Just joking..haha! Plus for some reason I don't like the title "first lady" especially in church but that's personal...haha!  :D

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Re: Current Status Thread!
« Reply #38342 on: September 04, 2012, 10:54:57 PM »
Why not? They create titles in church, why not in the White House? LOL!

One of the girls at my church started calling herself "Lady So-and-so" so another sister asked her why. The lady's husband said "I made her a Lady 5 years ago when I married her."

*blank stare*

So I guess lady means married woman now. Idk. :D
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Re: Current Status Thread!
« Reply #38343 on: September 05, 2012, 12:45:07 AM »
c.s. hungry ... need to sleep

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Re: Current Status Thread!
« Reply #38344 on: September 05, 2012, 05:47:46 AM »
Just committed what was probably the worst case of texting the wrong person ever in history. Oh well.
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Re: Current Status Thread!
« Reply #38345 on: September 05, 2012, 06:47:53 AM »
Just committed what was probably the worst case of texting the wrong person ever in history. Oh well.
I remember another time you did that.  Gotta admit, I laughed. 

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« Reply #38346 on: September 05, 2012, 07:34:46 AM »
This one wasn't funny. :( Not the end of the world, but just bad timing.

If there was a such thing as a license to text, mine should be revoked by now. smh.
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« Reply #38347 on: September 05, 2012, 07:44:41 AM »
In other news, I do not drink soda. May have a Dr. Pepper or a Cream Soda once every year or so, but regularly, no soda.

Why am I craving a GRAPE soda at 9:00 in the morning?!!! I don't even like grape soda. I don't know if I've ever even had a grape soda :D What is going on?!
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« Reply #38348 on: September 05, 2012, 08:36:37 AM »
And now, I'm craving tacos.
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« Reply #38349 on: September 05, 2012, 12:19:50 PM »
 :-X

LOL sorry my wife is pregrant so for some reason every time there is something that reminds of a pregrant woman thats the first thing that comes to my lips


C.S. bout to run remaining wires in my master. Half the day is gone and I am sleepy :( but I must work while it is still day ... cause my son comes home at night and I can't do no work then LOL

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Re: Current Status Thread!
« Reply #38350 on: September 05, 2012, 12:46:33 PM »
Just committed what was probably the worst case of texting the wrong person ever in history. Oh well.
I just did that last night for the first time.  It wasnt bad, but it was really late.  I had a preacher accidentally text me thinking I was his wife.  Lol!   I was like... 'Sir???'

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« Reply #38351 on: September 05, 2012, 01:00:10 PM »
I just did that last night for the first time.  It wasnt bad, but it was really late.  I had a preacher accidentally text me thinking I was his wife.  Lol!   I was like... 'Sir???'

oh snap!

Details...
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« Reply #38352 on: September 05, 2012, 01:37:40 PM »
oh snap!

Details...
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Re: Current Status Thread!
« Reply #38353 on: September 05, 2012, 01:46:08 PM »
smh... Messy...  No, it wasn't that bad, but he called me Babe or somethin...

Maybe he meant babe as in "out of the mouth of babes..."

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Re: Current Status Thread!
« Reply #38354 on: September 05, 2012, 01:48:20 PM »
I just did that last night for the first time.  It wasnt bad, but it was really late.  I had a preacher accidentally text me thinking I was his wife.  Lol!   I was like... 'Sir???'

smh... Messy...  No, it wasn't that bad, but he called me Babe or somethin...

Are you SURE he thought you were his wife?  Shall we intercede just in case?   :D
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« Reply #38355 on: September 05, 2012, 04:03:44 PM »
LOL RJ.


Do y'all remember that time a few years ago when an LGMer texted me by accident thinking I was {not his wife}??? He said something about tapping that *** LOL!!! And then was trying to be all deep in the threads. SMH!!! #calloutministry


Anyway yeah, with mine... So I finally asked my houseguest to leave. I already had set in my mind how she was going to react, so when she got up at 6:00 am making all kinds of noise and stuff, I thought she was packing. She's very dramatic and emotional, and very passive-aggressive. So I was texting a mutual friend of ours and I said "she hasn't even texted me back but she's up packing up all her stuff making all kinds of racket at 6:00a." Just after I sent that, I heard my front door close and the house guest sent me a text that said "okay no problem" (meaning she would move out). So I thought I was texting the mutual friend, but instead I texted the house guest saying "okay she just texted me back. She said ok. I think I heard the front door close so she left. I feel better already, can you say HALLELUJAH????"

:-[

Yeah that was pretty embarrassing.
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Re: Current Status Thread!
« Reply #38356 on: September 05, 2012, 04:11:57 PM »
LOL RJ.


Do y'all remember that time a few years ago when an LGMer texted me by accident thinking I was {not his wife}??? He said something about tapping that *** LOL!!! And then was trying to be all deep in the threads. SMH!!! #calloutministry


Anyway yeah, with mine... So I finally asked my houseguest to leave. I already had set in my mind how she was going to react, so when she got up at 6:00 am making all kinds of noise and stuff, I thought she was packing. She's very dramatic and emotional, and very passive-aggressive. So I was texting a mutual friend of ours and I said "she hasn't even texted me back but she's up packing up all her stuff making all kinds of racket at 6:00a." Just after I sent that, I heard my front door close and the house guest sent me a text that said "okay no problem" (meaning she would move out). So I thought I was texting the mutual friend, but instead I texted the house guest saying "okay she just texted me back. She said ok. I think I heard the front door close so she left. I feel better already, can you say HALLELUJAH????"

 :-[

Yeah that was pretty embarrassing.
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« Reply #38357 on: September 05, 2012, 04:18:06 PM »
It got even worse than that... it was something you'd imagine on Three's Company, if they had texting back then. :D

I texted her immediately and said "sry, obviously that wasn't meant for you." And she responded "Huh?????" So I said "huh what? I sent you a text and I meant to send it to someone else." She said "I don't understand, what do you mean??" I said "omg just forget it. I sent you a text that I meant to send to someone else. My last text before your "huh" was for someone else. Just nvm."  She said "so you don't want me to move out?"

*facepalm*
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« Reply #38358 on: September 05, 2012, 04:57:04 PM »
I mean, I was sympathizing and stuff, but the visual portrayed by the writing was just too much!  It was funny!  And I'm glad you're okay, of course.  ;D

LOL, yeah I tend to give funny recounts .  You should see the live version. 

Well I went to rehearsal last night and my faceprint is still in that glass.  I took a picture of the door, brought it to work, and some of my coworkers were like, "Wow.  That DOES look like theres no glass".  My mouth is finally pretty normal sized, and theres just pain from the inside damage.  I almost took a pic, but I didnt want any record of that in webspace lol.

I still cant whistle.   :-\ :D
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« Reply #38359 on: September 05, 2012, 06:22:46 PM »
c.s. cooking dinner, fried chicken wings, mac and cheese, and red beans and rice.... then off to do the grocery shopping.
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