Cherri and I are getting married. Yes, that's right..Div, The Musical Hermit, decided to tie the knot. She's definitely something else, 'cause I wasn't planning on marrying anybody! Cupid popped me with a mighty strong arrow.
I would like to thanks Sabe The Knight, for he was the middleman that answered the questions we had about each other.
I'd like to thank 4HisGlory, 'cause without him & website, it's likely we would've never met.
I'd like to thank Cherri for being patient with my achey breaky heart that my ex pounced on, stomped on, stabbed with a knife, chopped with a hoe, and set ablaze.
Last but not least, I'd like to thank the Most High. Without YOU, I'd be a life-long bachelor, possibly fornicating my way to the grave, and no guy wants to be single and promiscuious..........hmmmm.....
Anyway, we will be registered at Sam Ash. I know that's what the woman does(I think), but I'm going to break with tradition.***
Since strippers are WWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY out of the question. I mean, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaay out of the question, we will be having a big shed at my bachelor party. In the event that I remember to do so, I will record it, and post clips. Of course, I will be editing out all the great parts from the other musicians, so that I can sound even more tremendous.
Thank you for your time.
Best Regards,
Divinstrophilus
***That entire sentence was a joke.