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joshuag

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what if he licked.........
« on: September 25, 2007, 10:23:41 AM »
What if you meet a person and they just licked the side of your face being funny?  ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D
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Offline nessalynn77

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Re: what if he licked.........
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2007, 10:25:37 AM »
There would be consequences and repercussions.
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Re: what if he licked.........
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2007, 10:28:58 AM »
Quote from: nessalynn77 on September 25, 2007, 10:25:37 AM
There would be consequences and repercussions.

*in his Eddie Murphy instigator voice*

Now, you gotta make a rhyme with ya name.  That way, they'll know you mean biddness.   8)
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Re: what if he licked.........
« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2007, 10:29:51 AM »
He'd likely get a forceful introduction to at least 4 knuckles from my right hand.  Afterward, I'd say, "I was just being funny too!"
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Re: what if he licked.........
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2007, 10:30:44 AM »
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Re: what if he licked.........
« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2007, 10:33:49 AM »
Quote from: jjblack on September 25, 2007, 10:30:44 AM



ALL TOO FUNNY!! But I don't quite get or understand the vagueness of this thread.
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Re: what if he licked.........
« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2007, 10:35:38 AM »
Quote from: Shadow_ on September 25, 2007, 10:33:49 AM
ALL TOO FUNNY!! But I don't quite get or understand the vagueness of this thread.
Don't mind Josh if his musings are a little off base today.  I hear they spiked his birthday cake.
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Re: what if he licked.........
« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2007, 10:36:34 AM »
Quote from: Shadow_ on September 25, 2007, 10:33:49 AM
ALL TOO FUNNY!! But I don't quite get or understand the vagueness of this thread.

Just a little  ::) "hypothetical" self-disclosure by josh.   ;) :D :D :D
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Re: what if he licked.........
« Reply #8 on: September 25, 2007, 10:46:13 AM »
Quote from: LyricTenor on September 25, 2007, 10:36:34 AM
Just a little  ::) "hypothetical" self-disclosure by josh.   ;) :D :D :D
He's building up to an explanation on how he got two black eyes...
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Re: what if he licked.........
« Reply #9 on: September 25, 2007, 10:52:56 AM »
Lick em back, per this definition... "4. Informal. a. to hit or beat"
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Re: what if he licked.........
« Reply #10 on: September 25, 2007, 10:53:55 AM »
Quote from: OleJ on September 25, 2007, 10:52:56 AM
Lick em back, per this definition... "4. Informal. a. to hit or beat"
LOL!!!
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Re: what if he licked.........
« Reply #11 on: September 25, 2007, 10:57:07 AM »
Quote from: lordluvr on September 25, 2007, 10:29:51 AM
He'd likely get a forceful introduction to at least 4 knuckles from my right hand.  Afterward, I'd say, "I was just being funny too!"

COSIGN!!!!

That's like I heard some guy was in a library and out of no where licked this woman's feet and sucked her toe and now he is facing jail time.
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Re: what if he licked.........
« Reply #12 on: September 25, 2007, 10:58:33 AM »
Quote from: keptbyJesus on September 25, 2007, 10:57:07 AM
COSIGN!!!!

That's like I heard some guy was in a library and out of no where licked this woman's feet and sucked her toe and now he is facing jail time.


If someone licked the side of MY face, I'D be facing jailtimefor manslaughter. >:(
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Re: what if he licked.........
« Reply #13 on: September 25, 2007, 11:07:07 AM »
Quote from: keptbyJesus on September 25, 2007, 10:57:07 AM
COSIGN!!!!

That's like I heard some guy was in a library and out of no where licked this woman's feet and sucked her toe and now he is facing jail time.

How I.T.9.F.H. do you do ALL'LAT "out of nowhere"?!?!   ?/?

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Re: what if he licked.........
« Reply #14 on: September 25, 2007, 11:10:21 AM »
~WALKS IN , THEN WALKS OUT......SMH....HA~ 8) :D
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Re: what if he licked.........
« Reply #15 on: September 25, 2007, 11:11:22 AM »
Quote from: LyricTenor on September 25, 2007, 11:07:07 AM
How I.T.9.F.H. do you do ALL'LAT "out of nowhere"?!?!   ?/?



I guess she was sittin at a table reading and he came up and asked 1st if he could and she said NO!!!! and he out of nowhere he did it any way.  If I can find the story I'll post it. 
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Re: what if he licked.........
« Reply #16 on: September 25, 2007, 11:21:22 AM »
Quote from: keptbyJesus on September 25, 2007, 11:11:22 AM
I guess she was sittin at a table reading and he came up and asked 1st if he could and she said NO!!!! and he out of nowhere he did it any way.  If I can find the story I'll post it. 
I remember that, he wasn't all there mentally.  Had some sort of crazed foot fettish.
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Re: what if he licked.........
« Reply #17 on: September 25, 2007, 11:22:45 AM »
Quote from: keptbyJesus on September 25, 2007, 11:11:22 AM
I guess she was sittin at a table reading and he came up and asked 1st if he could and she said NO!!!! and he out of nowhere he did it any way.  If I can find the story I'll post it. 

It's a little more bkelievable, THIS time, now that you added a little more to it.  ;)
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Re: what if he licked.........
« Reply #18 on: September 25, 2007, 11:31:18 AM »
Quote from: OleJ on September 25, 2007, 10:52:56 AM
Lick em back, per this definition... "4. Informal. a. to hit or beat"

I'd do it MadeaT style.  :D
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Re: what if he licked.........
« Reply #19 on: September 25, 2007, 11:51:39 AM »
Quote from: SisterT on September 25, 2007, 11:31:18 AM
I'd do it MadeaT style.  :D

That would bke *JaFakean Wacc-cent* "Licc SHOT"   :D :D :D :D
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