Ashbug, have YOU ever thought about playing keyboard? I was in a small church setting with no musician; we were singing along with cd's. I saw the need for a musician, filled in the gap, and within the first couple of months, I was playing some simple traditional songs (e.g. this is the day, victory is mine, in the Name of Jesus...). I'm still a "work in progress" but it's been a few years now and I've come a long ways. This website has some good tools to get started. Think about it.