Topic: Man Laws (Read 89028 times)

chevonee · « **Reply #920 on:** April 05, 2011, 09:01:22 AM »

Quote from: sjonathan02 on April 05, 2011, 08:50:01 AM

Funny, I feel the same way about baseball and college basketball. *kanyeshrug*

I felt bored after watching that dad gum game last night *vonneshrug*

Doubles22 · « **Reply #921 on:** April 05, 2011, 09:04:15 AM »

Quote from: Fenix on April 05, 2011, 08:56:17 AM

Am i less of a man if i find the idea of watching 10 sweaty men run around a wooden floor, trying to throw a spherical object into a hole, very boring?

Honestly though, i don't watch sports. I find it very boring.

No, you're not less of a man. The basketball game was an example. I understand that not everybody likes sports. Other examples include any show or movie with potential for car chases, fights, or random explosions.

Jmanley1116 · « **Reply #922 on:** April 05, 2011, 09:12:39 AM »

Quote from: Fenix on April 05, 2011, 08:56:17 AM

Am i less of a man if i find the idea of watching 10 sweaty men run around a wooden floor, trying to throw a spherical object into a hole, very boring?

T-Block · « **Reply #923 on:** April 05, 2011, 09:52:28 AM »

I don't like watching sports either. I'll talk about whatever show I want (including Wedding Wars), whenever I want, and I'm still all man!

Quote from: Fenix on April 05, 2011, 08:56:17 AM

Am i less of a man if i find the idea of watching 10 sweaty men run around a wooden floor, trying to throw a spherical object into a hole, very boring?

Well dang, when u put it like that, ur the definition of manly.

Gibby · « **Reply #924 on:** April 05, 2011, 08:18:45 PM »

Another rule up for votes...

Men should not shake hands in the bathroom...even if the two men just finished washing and drying their hands, just wait until we step outside to do that...

malthumb · « **Reply #925 on:** April 05, 2011, 10:12:25 PM »

Submitted for approval.....

Cell phone cases cannot be pastel in color and cannot be "bedazzled"

Manlaw?

sjonathan02 · « **Reply #926 on:** April 05, 2011, 10:13:41 PM »

Quote from: malthumb on April 05, 2011, 10:12:25 PM

Submitted for approval.....

Cell phone cases cannot be pastel in color and cannot be "bedazzled"

Manlaw?

phbrown · « **Reply #927 on:** April 05, 2011, 10:28:10 PM »

LyricTenor · « **Reply #928 on:** April 27, 2011, 10:22:29 AM »

Told you I was gonna do it, fam.

Under NOOOOOOOOOOO circumstance should the phrase, "The bkees knees" bke uttered/posted by any man!

W.I.T.9.F.H.?!

THE WOLFMAN · « **Reply #929 on:** April 27, 2011, 11:10:28 AM »

unless you're a redneck.

SirTJ · « **Reply #930 on:** April 27, 2011, 11:12:12 AM »

If you've always dreamed of being the 5th member of the Clark Sisters....Violation.

blyempowered · « **Reply #931 on:** April 27, 2011, 11:14:16 AM »

Well, according to 1 of our LGMers, me putting the song "sitting up in my room" on FB with all the lyrics broke a man law......HAHAHA!

nessalynn77 · « **Reply #932 on:** April 27, 2011, 01:38:21 PM »

Quote from: SirTJ on April 27, 2011, 11:12:12 AM

If you've always dreamed of being the 5th member of the Clark Sisters....Violation.

You have no idea how many questionable men are jockin' them, lol. I remember at one choir rehearsal in Vegas they had to put this dude out, because one of them was teaching the song and he would not. sit. down. trying to follow her around and getting all up in her face... He was slightly (or excessively) flamboyant...

under13 · « **Reply #933 on:** April 27, 2011, 01:43:19 PM »

Quote from: blyempowered on April 27, 2011, 11:14:16 AM

Well, according to 1 of our LGMers, me putting the song "sitting up in my room" on FB with all the lyrics broke a man law......HAHAHA!

Posting any song from that soundtrack is a man law violation.

cordney · « **Reply #934 on:** April 27, 2011, 02:05:14 PM »

If you're a male with braids or locks, stating that you're going to get your hair did...is a man law violation!!!

Thanks is owed to Layla or LaRue for pointing this out...lol.

LyricTenor · « **Reply #935 on:** April 29, 2011, 08:57:10 AM »

Quote from: THE WOLFMAN on April 27, 2011, 11:10:28 AM

unless you're a redneck.

This One has never heard it uttered by one.

Quote from: SirTJ on April 27, 2011, 11:12:12 AM

If you've always dreamed of being the 5th member of the Clark Sisters....Violation.

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Quote from: cordney on April 27, 2011, 02:05:14 PM

If you're a male with braids or locks, stating that you're going to get your hair did...is a man law violation!!!

Thanks is owed to Layla or LaRue for pointing this out...lol.

*____________________________________________________________________* AGAIN!!

phbrown · « **Reply #936 on:** April 29, 2011, 09:23:30 AM »

Quote from: LyricTenor on April 29, 2011, 08:57:10 AM

This One has never heard it uttered by one.

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*____________________________________________________________________* AGAIN!!

QUICK STAT YOU IN THE LAKERS JERSEY GRAB THE AED

and *whispers to LyricTenor hey which beautiful woman needs to give you CPR or is your wife present?*

Old_thread · « **Reply #937 on:** June 07, 2011, 04:10:29 PM »

Proposal for man Law:

If the weather is decent while doing yard work no shirt is required

BassbyGrace · « **Reply #938 on:** June 07, 2011, 04:16:02 PM »

You will not have cotton balls or any other toe separating device when you clip your toenails.

At no time will the phrase filler "Ummmm" be preceded or followed by a smacking of the lips.

nessalynn77 · « **Reply #939 on:** June 07, 2011, 04:17:05 PM »

Quote from: BassbyGrace on June 07, 2011, 04:16:02 PM

You will not have cotton balls or any other toe separating device when you clip your toenails.

At no time will the phrase filler "Ummmm" be preceded or followed by a smacking of the lips.

LOL.

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