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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #880 on: May 03, 2010, 01:57:46 PM »
thou shalt not refer to another man as their 'partner'. If he is a business partner, then dont forget to put business in front of partner.


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« Reply #881 on: May 03, 2010, 01:59:42 PM »
Why did I go and grab one of my wife's purses to see how I held it?!!!
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #882 on: May 03, 2010, 02:19:25 PM »
thou shalt not refer to another man as their 'partner'. If he is a business partner, then dont forget to put business in front of partner.

Really? I thought "partner" (or its close kin "pahtna") was slang like "homie" or something? No?
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #883 on: May 03, 2010, 03:20:04 PM »
Really? I thought "partner" (or its close kin "pahtna") was slang like "homie" or something? No?

That's what I was thinking, but then that's probably old. I hear everyone use "ni88a".

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #884 on: May 03, 2010, 03:21:06 PM »
Why did I go and grab one of my wife's purses to see how I held it?!!!

1. Wait a minute. You got married? Did we miss something? Or did I miss it? I remember your engagement, but I don't think I remember that you tied the knot already. Congratulations!!!! And sorry I'm late.  :D

2. How did you hold it?  :D
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #885 on: May 03, 2010, 03:35:53 PM »
thou shalt not refer to another man as their 'partner'. If he is a business partner, then dont forget to put business in front of partner.
Ladies didn't used to have to worry about stuff like this, but a while ago I sent one of my really good friends some flowers and a balloon on her first day at a new job, because it had been such a struggle getting hired and her family really needed this blessing, so it was a celebratory thing.  Someone asks her who sent it and she says my girlfriend Vanessa.  Then she thought about it and had to use the next available conversational opportunity to clarify, LOL!!!  Nowadays you can't be too careful.  It used to be girlfriends didn't even have to worry about a stigma, but now everything's been perverted and turned into something else.

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #886 on: May 03, 2010, 03:36:51 PM »
You two options are:


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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #887 on: May 03, 2010, 03:42:42 PM »
1. Wait a minute. You got married? Did we miss something? Or did I miss it? I remember your engagement, but I don't think I remember that you tied the knot already. Congratulations!!!! And sorry I'm late.  :D

2. How did you hold it?  :D

1.  Yes ma'am...we had a big wedding planned but decided to go with a small private one.  We've just celebrated our one yr anniversary.

P.S.  Thank you!!!

2.  I grab it by the strap...lol.
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #888 on: May 03, 2010, 03:58:21 PM »
Thou shalt not call anyone child or honey that is not their child or wife.

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #889 on: May 03, 2010, 04:02:20 PM »
URGENT!!!

THOU SHALL NOT WORK AT BATH AND BODY WORKS!!!!


Why the heck not? You get money and free sweet-smelling eye candy. What's better than that?

Don't know...

Had a friend that worked there in high school and it had limitless "recruitment" potential. 

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #890 on: May 03, 2010, 04:03:53 PM »
Thou shalt not call anyone child or honey that is not their child or wife.

...or female friend.  ;D

1.  Yes ma'am...we had a big wedding planned but decided to go with a small private one.  We've just celebrated our one yr anniversary.

P.S.  Thank you!!!

2.  I grab it by the strap...lol.

*buzzer sound* VIOLATION!
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #891 on: May 03, 2010, 05:04:54 PM »
You two options are:


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He looks so good right there.  My. My.

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« Reply #892 on: May 03, 2010, 08:28:22 PM »
He looks so good right there.  My. My.


Here you go. You'll need this.

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #893 on: May 03, 2010, 09:15:28 PM »
Thou shalt not call anyone child or honey that is not their child or wife.

...unless they're an educator? :-\
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« Reply #894 on: May 03, 2010, 09:33:36 PM »
sounds like something phbrown would do. :D

ROFL, dang I got busted again ROFL!

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #895 on: May 03, 2010, 11:21:14 PM »
Here you go. You'll need this.


Thank you.  LOL!  *Looks at pic again*  I'll take two.

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #896 on: May 04, 2010, 12:07:03 AM »
1.  Yes ma'am...we had a big wedding planned but decided to go with a small private one.  We've just celebrated our one yr anniversary.

P.S.  Thank you!!!

2.  I grab it by the strap...lol.

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #897 on: May 04, 2010, 12:08:12 AM »
1.  Yes ma'am...we had a big wedding planned but decided to go with a small private one.  We've just celebrated our one yr anniversary.

P.S.  Thank you!!!

2.  I grab it by the strap...lol.




Sorry, but it needed to be done.

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #898 on: May 04, 2010, 07:50:27 AM »
I just managed to get my man card revoked again ....



 I quit, I'm going to just get my christian Card and call it a day!

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #899 on: May 04, 2010, 09:22:54 AM »
...unless they're an educator? :-\

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