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Offline sjonathan02

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #360 on: November 28, 2006, 11:02:45 AM »
Quote from: HustleMan on November 28, 2006, 11:00:29 AM
I DOUBT that'll get a majority vote.   :-\


That's too bad, cause it's how I..... oh neva mind, forgetting what is past and all that.  ;D
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #361 on: November 28, 2006, 11:03:23 AM »
Quote from: THE WOLFMAN on November 28, 2006, 10:41:20 AM
A lot of these movies seem to be public domain these days.

I discovered "www.veoh.com"

and found you can get a lot of those OOOOOOOld skool kung fu joints for FREE. LEGAL.

seach for Kung Fu, and behold the motherload.

I just found this....CLASSIC


THIS IS PERTINENT TO THE MAN LAW AND TRAINING.

KUNG FU MOVIES(the old ones) ARE NECESSARY.
Thank You Kindly su for that link...
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #362 on: November 28, 2006, 11:06:07 AM »
Quote from: sjonathan02 on November 28, 2006, 11:02:45 AM

That's too bad, cause it's how I..... oh neva mind, forgetting what is past and all that.  ;D

Hey, carefuly employed double dutch tactics can get you----um,

*looks up at title of website*

er, uh,...JEEEEEEESUS KEEEEEEP MEEEE NEEEEEAR DA CROOOOOSSSSS..



.........
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #363 on: November 28, 2006, 11:10:07 AM »
Quote from: THE WOLFMAN on November 28, 2006, 11:06:07 AM
Hey, carefuly employed double dutch tactics can get you----um,

*looks up at title of website*

er, uh,...JEEEEEEESUS KEEEEEEP MEEEE NEEEEEAR DA CROOOOOSSSSS..



.........



*sounding like an old church deacon*


That's my SONG!!! GLLLLOOOOOORRRRRRRAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #364 on: November 28, 2006, 11:24:22 AM »
Quote from: HustleMan on November 28, 2006, 10:52:33 AM
I got it LyricTenor.  I'll send him a letter right now.

Dear Elio,





Yours in Christ,
Hustleman


Thanks HustleMan.

Quote from: THE WOLFMAN on November 28, 2006, 10:58:13 AM
Sound like we need a Kung fu thread....




We just might my brotha.



Quote from: sjonathan02 on November 28, 2006, 10:59:02 AM
Addendum to this "no double-dutch" law:


Men MAY turn the ropes.




If I can quote YOU real quicc, "Ummm, dude..."

Quote from: THE WOLFMAN on November 28, 2006, 11:06:07 AM
Hey, carefuly employed double dutch tactics can get you----um,

*looks up at title of website*

er, uh,...JEEEEEEESUS KEEEEEEP MEEEE NEEEEEAR DA CROOOOOSSSSS..



.........


 :D :D :D :D
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #365 on: November 28, 2006, 11:28:35 AM »
Quote from: THE WOLFMAN on November 28, 2006, 11:06:07 AM
Hey, carefuly employed double dutch tactics can get you----um,

*looks up at title of website*

er, uh,...JEEEEEEESUS KEEEEEEP MEEEE NEEEEEAR DA CROOOOOSSSSS..



.........

Is that how you got the shorty in your Avatar?

"You go ahead, I'll turn for you girl.  What yo name is?  Me?  I'm The Wolfman.   8)"
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #366 on: November 28, 2006, 11:30:13 AM »
Quote from: THE WOLFMAN on November 28, 2006, 10:17:58 AM

You evidently have not been to a certain church in Brooklyn.

I was coerced to going to a men's conference one night when I wasnt saved (goin to church, but not really saved..) and dude (pastor) was like

"now see, that's were we men get tripped up. We just love the p****"

I was like,  :o :o :o :o :o (he was right, tho.....)


"Ahem"...  

*walks off mumblin to self* [size=03pt]..This is a child friendly website... I don't know who these folks are, coming in here saying all kinda stuff... he got some nerve... sombody needs to take him to Conference Room A...[/size]
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #367 on: November 28, 2006, 11:33:45 AM »
MANLAW:  Dance Floor Etiquette - The Hustle / Electric Slide

When "My Eyes Don't Cry No More" or any other Hustle song starts, you must immediately vacate the dance floor UNLESS

1: Your wife or girlfriend physically grabs your arm and says "Do this with me".  The grab followed by the request are confirmation that you can trade this in later for points.

- OR -


2a: The dance floor is loaded with gorgeous women (you define gorgeous)

- AND -

2b: You can position yourself in such a way as to not be adjacent to another man


Let the voting begin.  MANLAW?
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #368 on: November 28, 2006, 11:33:55 AM »
Quote from: HustleMan on November 28, 2006, 11:28:35 AM
Is that how you got the shorty in your Avatar?

"You go ahead, I'll turn for you girl.  What yo name is?  Me?  I'm The Wolfman.   8)"


I couldn't have said it better!   :D :D :D :D

Quote from: NJTheBishopAnderson on November 28, 2006, 11:30:13 AM
"Ahem"...  

*walks off mumblin to self* [size=03pt]..This is a child friendly website... I don't who these folks are coming in here saying all kinda stuff... he got some nerve... sombody needs to take him to Conference Room A...[/size]


 :D :D :D :D

NJ, he's got a LOOOOOONG line to wait in!
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #369 on: November 28, 2006, 03:09:08 PM »
MANLAW Submission Request:

HE WHO CONTROLS THE CAR ALSO CONTROLS THE RADIO.
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #370 on: November 28, 2006, 03:21:23 PM »
Quote from: DBG2k5 on November 28, 2006, 03:09:08 PM
MANLAW Submission Request:

HE WHO CONTROLS THE CAR ALSO CONTROLS THE RADIO.

I would respectfull request, as an honorary MMB member.... that we ammend this law....

When ever I'm is in the car.... I CONTROL THE RADIO  >:( >:( >:(

 ;D Ok... I'm done...
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #371 on: November 28, 2006, 03:39:52 PM »
Quote from: DBG2k5 on November 28, 2006, 03:09:08 PM
MANLAW Submission Request:

HE WHO CONTROLS THE CAR ALSO CONTROLS THE RADIO.



You THAT'S how it works at my house!!  ;) ;)  As a matter of fact, when I'm in her car I control the radio, too I turn it to whatever station she tells me too



Besides........



You never, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVAH touch a Black man's radio.   

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #372 on: November 28, 2006, 03:46:02 PM »
Man-law proposal.........Men, If you are in an arguemenative situation, of course you may not strike a woman with your hands if she angers you or strikes you first.  However, if there is an object that can be used in place of fisticuffs that will get your point across yet not cause any physical harm (i.e. a pillow, balled up socks, balled up paper, even food items are permissible), you may use such objects in a defensible manner. 


Case in point and a true story, I once hit my sister with a old biscuit that was on the stove.  Once she got over the shock of actually being pelted with a biscuit, the ensuing laughter squelched the initial confrontational event.

MANLAW??????
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #373 on: November 28, 2006, 03:48:53 PM »
Manlaw proposal.....A man may not use the term "girlfriend" while in dialougue with any female unless the said female is his ACTUAL girlfriend.



MANLAW????????
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #374 on: November 28, 2006, 03:50:37 PM »
Quote from: BigFoot_BigThumb on November 28, 2006, 03:48:53 PM
Manlaw proposal.....A man may not use the term "girlfriend" while in dialougue with any female unless the said female is his ACTUAL girlfriend.



MANLAW????????


Obviously, you're forgetting what site we're on. I give you one word, my brotha.....INTEGRITY!!  ;) :D
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #375 on: November 28, 2006, 03:53:35 PM »
Yo BigFoot!  I've been perusing some of your proposals and I have just one question.  Self-divulge much?   :D  ;)
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #376 on: November 28, 2006, 03:57:44 PM »
Quote from: LyricTenor on November 28, 2006, 03:53:35 PM
Yo BigFoot!  I've been perusing some of your proposals and I have just one question.  Self-divulge much?   :D  ;)


Maybe a couple of them. But not the "girlfriend" law.  But I've heard others do it.
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #377 on: November 28, 2006, 04:04:13 PM »
Quote from: BigFoot_BigThumb on November 28, 2006, 03:57:44 PM

Maybe a couple of them. But not the "girlfriend" law.  But I've heard others do it.

I feel ya.  I was just messin' w/you anyway.  ;)
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #378 on: November 28, 2006, 07:13:59 PM »
MAN LAW SUGGESTION:

A husband must should watch whatever the wife does after all ya'll want us to sit disappear for games and stuff
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #379 on: November 28, 2006, 07:15:59 PM »
Quote from: uniquepraise on November 28, 2006, 07:13:59 PM
MAN LAW SUGGESTION:

A husband must should watch whatever the wife does after all ya'll want us to sit disappear for games and stuff


NO!!!!

That just can't happen.
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