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Offline MikeGee

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #280 on: November 22, 2006, 04:20:04 PM »
Quote from: sjonathan02 on November 22, 2006, 04:05:34 PM

Men don't cry "girlie girl" tears. We weep, just like Jesus!!  ;) :D

yea strait faced with small tears.
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #281 on: November 22, 2006, 05:31:40 PM »
Indeed.

I make a motion that the NO CRYING LAW BE SUSTAINED!

If you have to cry say, "A YO! Hold up. Pause the movie. I have to go to the bathroom." and leave without looking at any other occupants in the room. AND YOU BETTER NOT MAKE ANY NOISE, WHILE YOURE IN THERE!

A quick solution that makes you invisible, while crying is to ask your companion, Are you crying? when you see her begin to swell up. Paying attention to your surroundings is a must and being diligent can prevent you being exposed as a weeper around your friends.
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #282 on: November 22, 2006, 10:32:55 PM »
Quote from: B3Wannabe on November 22, 2006, 05:31:40 PM
Indeed.

I make a motion that the NO CRYING LAW BE SUSTAINED!

If you have to cry say, "A YO! Hold up. Pause the movie. I have to go to the bathroom." and leave without looking at any other occupants in the room. AND YOU BETTER NOT MAKE ANY NOISE, WHILE YOURE IN THERE!

A quick solution that makes you invisible, while crying is to ask your companion, Are you crying? when you see her begin to swell up. Paying attention to your surroundings is a must and being diligent can prevent you being exposed as a weeper around your friends.



I disagree. If Jesus wept, I can too. Call Jesus a punk; go ahead, I dare you.  :D
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #283 on: November 22, 2006, 10:36:12 PM »
MAN LAW


If some strenuous activity (sitting, bending, slouching, lounging, etc) has inadvertently caused a wardrobe malfunction on  your second layer of clothing. excuse yourself from the room before readjusting. Nobody wants to see you grab the twins "flyboy."

MAN LAW
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #284 on: November 22, 2006, 10:37:55 PM »
Quote from: sjonathan02 on November 22, 2006, 10:32:55 PM


I disagree. If Jesus wept, I can too. Call Jesus a punk; go ahead, I dare you.  :D


wait, wait, WAIT!!!!

God is a God of Order!!!!!!

Jesus kept in line with the Man Law!!!!
If ya read the story, he wept cuz His PATNAH DIED!!!!

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #285 on: November 22, 2006, 11:38:17 PM »
Indeed. Note: I didn't say you couldn't cry. You just have to excuse yourself!
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #286 on: November 23, 2006, 01:24:22 AM »
Man Law: Transitivity Of Pain

All man-spectators of a sporting event shall feel the same pain that the man-athtletes feel during a violent contact (kick in the groin, ankle sprain coming down from a rebound, etc).
The uttering of one of the following sentences is highly recommended: "OUCH!", "I feel that!", as well as the reaching for the injured region.
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #287 on: November 23, 2006, 08:49:15 AM »
Quote from: elio on November 23, 2006, 01:24:22 AM
Man Law: Transitivity Of Pain

All man-spectators of a sporting event shall feel the same pain that the man-athtletes feel during a violent contact (kick in the groin, ankle sprain coming down from a rebound, etc).
The uttering of one of the following sentences is highly recommended: "OUCH!", "I feel that!", as well as the reaching for the injured region.
WATCH IT FLYBOY
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #288 on: November 23, 2006, 09:14:15 AM »
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This is by far the funniest (and truest) thread I have ever read in my life.  I am laughing so hard, I'm starting to cry.  Ooopss, I forgot, no crying allowed.  I think this should be an ammendment, it's alright to cry from laughing too hard.  I have a question:

Is the Cheetah Girls movies (or any movies like that) a no-no for guys?
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #289 on: November 23, 2006, 09:20:19 AM »
MAN LAW

If you see a fine woman walking by, it is customary to take a look or two or three (yall fellas know what I'm talking about).  But, if you are out with your wife/girlfriend/female date, don't make it look obvious. ;)

Along the same lines, never ever under any circumstances take a second look at another man.  This behaviour is deemed suspect and your card will be suspended.
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #290 on: November 23, 2006, 12:09:00 PM »
Quote from: B3Wannabe on November 22, 2006, 11:38:17 PM
Indeed. Note: I didn't say you couldn't cry. You just have to excuse yourself!


Nah, Patnah, nah!!
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #291 on: November 23, 2006, 12:11:00 PM »
Quote from: T-Block on November 23, 2006, 09:14:15 AM
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This is by far the funniest (and truest) thread I have ever read in my life.  I am laughing so hard, I'm starting to cry.  Ooopss, I forgot, no crying allowed.  I think this should be an ammendment, it's alright to cry from laughing too hard.  I have a question:

Is the Cheetah Girls movies (or any movies like that) a no-no for guys?

LOL!!! I agree this thread is HILARIOUS!!! Props to SisT ;)

I'm not one to legislate a manlaw...but Cheetah Girls T-block??? ?/? I don't know 'bout that  :-\  :D :D
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #292 on: November 24, 2006, 12:07:53 AM »
Quote from: T-Block on November 23, 2006, 09:20:19 AM
[Along the same lines, never ever under any circumstances take a second look at another man.  This behaviour is deemed suspect and your card will be suspended.

Quote from: T-Block on November 23, 2006, 09:14:15 AM
I have a question:

Is the Cheetah Girls movies (or any movies like that) a no-no for guys?

speaking of suspect.... ;D
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #293 on: November 24, 2006, 08:47:56 AM »
Quote from: flojo4jc on November 23, 2006, 12:11:00 PM
I'm not one to legislate a manlaw...but Cheetah Girls T-block??? ?/? I don't know 'bout that  :-\  :D :D

I'm just asking a question, jeesh. ;D
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #294 on: November 24, 2006, 09:11:37 AM »
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #295 on: November 24, 2006, 09:13:36 AM »
Remember TBLOCK, its Cheetah Girls, not Cheetah Woman. Lets not test the JB waters ok, sir. Redbone or no.
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #296 on: November 24, 2006, 09:30:50 AM »
Quote from: T-Block on November 23, 2006, 09:20:19 AM
MAN LAW

If you see a fine woman walking by, it is customary to take a look or two or three (yall fellas know what I'm talking about).  But, if you are out with your wife/girlfriend/female date, don't make it look obvious. ;)

Along the same lines, never ever under any circumstances take a second look at another man.  This behaviour is deemed suspect and your card will be suspended.
MAN LAW Article 1.795 Section

Thou shalt not try to procure a co-sign to put your fellow man in the hot seat with thyself. Depending on the environment, you should know that your fellow man will refer to MAN LAW verbal defense tactic # 1.......................

















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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #297 on: November 24, 2006, 09:57:29 AM »
Quote from: csedwards2 on November 24, 2006, 09:13:36 AM
Remember TBLOCK, its Cheetah Girls, not Cheetah Woman. Lets not test the JB waters ok, sir. Redbone or no.

I aint looking at them girls like that.  I mean, I am a fan of pop music, and I like there musical style.  So, my question is from a musical standpoint, sorry if yall misunderstanding me.
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #298 on: November 24, 2006, 10:57:20 AM »
Quote from: T-Block on November 24, 2006, 09:57:29 AM
I aint looking at them girls like that.  I mean, I am a fan of pop music, and I like there musical style.  So, my question is from a musical standpoint, sorry if yall misunderstanding me.


Look, dude...BUY THE CD!


MANLAW!!
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #299 on: November 25, 2006, 02:51:26 AM »
Quote from: T-Block on November 24, 2006, 09:57:29 AM
I aint looking at them girls like that.

I believe you... ::)












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