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HustleMan

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #260 on: November 22, 2006, 12:58:41 PM »
Quote from: LyricTenor on November 22, 2006, 12:55:00 PM
ON STALKING

Men are not stalkers.  We are merely 'Persistant Suitors'.   8)

Yessss suh!

I don't care WHAT that judge said, I'm no stalker!!!
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #261 on: November 22, 2006, 01:13:30 PM »
Stalking should have your card takin for 10 days...
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #262 on: November 22, 2006, 01:35:35 PM »
Quote from: nessalynn77 on November 22, 2006, 12:56:29 PM
Oh, he does it on purpose!  Thanks for clearing that up, I know I'll rest easier, now. 

 :o.  Sarcasm?  You, ness?  Who would've thought?   :D

Quote from: HustleMan on November 22, 2006, 12:58:41 PM
Yessss suh!

I don't care WHAT that judge said, I'm no stalker!!!

You tell'em HustleMan!  You always relax in bushes with camo paint on.   ;)  8)

Quote from: 1cutey4u on November 22, 2006, 01:13:30 PM
Stalking should have your card takin for 10 days...

I JUST explained this.
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #263 on: November 22, 2006, 01:39:30 PM »
Quote from: LyricTenor on November 22, 2006, 01:35:35 PM
You tell'em HustleMan!  You always relax in bushes with camo paint on.   ;)  8)

I told you that in confidence.   :'(
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #264 on: November 22, 2006, 01:42:08 PM »
wow, b_x, that a straight "prom night" look rite thurr..

nice.


you gets one of these..

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #265 on: November 22, 2006, 01:53:13 PM »
Quote from: HustleMan on November 22, 2006, 01:39:30 PM
I told you that in confidence.   :'(

 :o

HUSTLEMAN IS CRYING!!!!
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #266 on: November 22, 2006, 01:56:40 PM »
Quote from: LyricTenor on November 22, 2006, 01:53:13 PM
:o

HUSTLEMAN IS CRYING!!!!



hey i got some kleenex......you got 5 dollars?


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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #267 on: November 22, 2006, 01:56:54 PM »
Quote from: HustleMan on November 22, 2006, 01:39:30 PM
I told you that in confidence.   :'(

Do we need to suspend your card????
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #268 on: November 22, 2006, 01:59:37 PM »
Quote from: THE WOLFMAN on November 22, 2006, 01:56:40 PM

hey i got some kleenex......you got 5 dollars?





GET HIM!   :D
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #269 on: November 22, 2006, 02:01:21 PM »
Quote from: 1cutey4u on November 22, 2006, 01:56:54 PM
Do we need to suspend your card????


Excuse me young lady but "we"?   :-\

Quote from: LyricTenor on November 22, 2006, 01:53:13 PM
:o

HUSTLEMAN IS CRYING!!!!


Nah, nah man.  My eyes started to water but I kept it in.   :D  :D  :D

Quote from: THE WOLFMAN on November 22, 2006, 01:56:40 PM

hey i got some kleenex......you got 5 dollars?





TOUCHE!!!!!!!!!!

 :D :D :D :D :D
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #270 on: November 22, 2006, 02:04:53 PM »
Quote from: HustleMan on November 22, 2006, 02:01:21 PM
Excuse me young lady but "we"?   :-\


She forgot again. You may need to put up a banner. Only "men" can suspend "Man Cards".  ;D
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #271 on: November 22, 2006, 02:06:06 PM »
Quote from: SisterT on November 22, 2006, 02:04:53 PM
She forgot again. You may need to put up a banner. Only "men" can suspend "Man Cards".  ;D

Why do you have 'men' in quotes¿ ::) :D :D
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #272 on: November 22, 2006, 02:08:37 PM »
No I didn't forget  ;D......its call connections to have them suspended
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #273 on: November 22, 2006, 02:09:31 PM »
Quote from: 1cutey4u on November 22, 2006, 01:56:54 PM
Do we need to suspend your card????

Man Law:

You shall not be permitted to cry, or sniffle, or "well-up" in the presence of other unless it is in regard to the following:

Death of a loved one: however, while this is permissable, there shall be no throwing oneself on the coffin, screaming "LAWD WHYYYYY? TAKE MEEEEEEE!!"

Team loses during playoffs

Blunt trauma impact to the groinal region.


If tearing is imminent, excuse yourself IMMEDIATELY, while saying something manly like, "gotta go hit that bathroom, shun", or  "i gotta go chop some wood"



So shall it be written. so shall it be done...
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #274 on: November 22, 2006, 02:36:14 PM »
Quote from: THE WOLFMAN on November 22, 2006, 02:09:31 PM
So shall it be written. so shall it be done...


If you say so

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #275 on: November 22, 2006, 03:46:34 PM »
Quote from: THE WOLFMAN on November 22, 2006, 02:09:31 PM
Man Law:

You shall not be permitted to cry, or sniffle, or "well-up" in the presence of other unless it is in regard to the following:

Death of a loved one: however, while this is permissable, there shall be no throwing oneself on the coffin, screaming "LAWD WHYYYYY? TAKE MEEEEEEE!!"

Team loses during playoffs

Blunt trauma impact to the groinal region.


If tearing is imminent, excuse yourself IMMEDIATELY, while saying something manly like, "gotta go hit that bathroom, shun", or  "i gotta go chop some wood"



So shall it be written. so shall it be done...


AMENDMENT TO THIS LAW.....


CRYING UNCONTROLLABLY IS ALLOWED IF YOU ARE WATCHING WILL SMITH'S NEW MOVIE, "THE PURSUIT OF HAPPYNESS"  IT'S GOING TO BE THIS GENERATIONS "BRIAN'S SONG"  ;)

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #276 on: November 22, 2006, 03:59:41 PM »
Quote from: sjonathan02 on November 22, 2006, 03:46:34 PM

AMENDMENT TO THIS LAW.....


CRYING UNCONTROLLABLY IS ALLOWED IF YOU ARE WATCHING WILL SMITH'S NEW MOVIE, "THE PURSUIT OF HAPPYNESS"  IT'S GOING TO BE THIS GENERATIONS "BRIAN'S SONG"  ;)



So you want a special amendment to excuse your "girlie girl" tears. LOL!  :D ;D :D ;D
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #277 on: November 22, 2006, 04:05:34 PM »
Quote from: SisterT on November 22, 2006, 03:59:41 PM
So you want a special amendment to excuse your "girlie girl" tears. LOL!  :D ;D :D ;D


Men don't cry "girlie girl" tears. We weep, just like Jesus!!  ;) :D
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #278 on: November 22, 2006, 04:09:36 PM »
Quote from: sjonathan02 on November 22, 2006, 04:05:34 PM

Men don't cry "girlie girl" tears. We weep, just like Jesus!!  ;) :D

You and Wolfman got scriptures! LOL!  ;D :D
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #279 on: November 22, 2006, 04:11:13 PM »
Quote from: SisterT on November 22, 2006, 04:09:36 PM
You and Wolfman got scriptures! LOL!  ;D :D



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