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Offline saxandkeys

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #120 on: November 21, 2006, 01:52:14 PM »
Quote from: HustleMan on November 21, 2006, 01:49:24 PM
Man Law

Paulie Shore Sucks.

I AGREE!!!............although we have no tangible proof.
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #121 on: November 21, 2006, 01:52:21 PM »
Quote from: LyricTenor on November 21, 2006, 01:41:29 PM

Real men don't trust pink t-shirts that say "Real men wear pink." This is like trusting Garth Brooks that country music is good, Jeffrey Dahmer that humans are tasty, or Bill Gates that Windows is your friend. Men who wear pink have an agenda and are not to be trusted. The sole exception to this rule is a professional starched and pressed oxford or button down shirt worn with a tie, navy blazer and khaki slacks (never with a suit)for Christmas, Easter or a wedding.


Emmitt Smith would disagree with you on this one, right chere.
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #122 on: November 21, 2006, 01:54:28 PM »
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #123 on: November 21, 2006, 01:55:35 PM »
Man Bylaws Article 1.532 VIDEO GAMING

If a man is consistenly found choosing a female as his character for a fighting game his MAN card is in serious jeapordy.
Quote from: HustleMan on November 21, 2006, 01:49:24 PM
Man Law

Paulie Shore Sucks.
Duly  noted, he is up for review to be added to the MAN LAW questionable actors list
Quote from: csedwards2 on November 21, 2006, 01:45:03 PM
Men may not at any time own movies or tapes that are starring the following actors:

1.)Richard Simmons (you will sweat to oldies no more, and if you have in the past, ask God for forgiveness)
2.)TBD
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #124 on: November 21, 2006, 01:55:36 PM »
Quote from: HustleMan on November 21, 2006, 01:47:54 PM
And the GodFather series
And the Terminator Movies.
Scarface
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #125 on: November 21, 2006, 01:55:44 PM »
Man Law: PINK

I know im about to loose about 5 bible believin folk on this one.  I dont care what Camron and Fonsworth Bentley, and Bishop Don Juan are doing. Wearing of pink in excess is strictly prohibited. ie. PINK SUIT w/PINK SOCKS and PINK GATORS, or imi-TATORS with matching PINK pocket square and wiping your greasy forehead with a PINK praise towel and a drinking a bottle of PINK vitamin water.  BY LAW ANY MMB MEMBER CAN BEAT YOU WITH A TREE BRANCH IF YOU ARE EVER OBSERVED WEARING SUCH ATTIRE. >:(
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #126 on: November 21, 2006, 01:56:05 PM »
Quote from: sjonathan02 on November 21, 2006, 01:52:21 PM

Emmitt Smith would disagree with you on this one, right chere.

Well, we've already deduced that there are, no doubt, going to be amendments and such.  Enlighten me though.
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #127 on: November 21, 2006, 01:57:34 PM »
Man Laws of Social Interaction:

You must not ramble with no point. Oooo, nothing is more irritating than a man who talks too much. You must be comfortable with silence.

You must know some sports facts: Going to social events unable to discuss with other gentlemen latest scores, Superbowl standings or who was traded from what tema to which team is highly unacceptable.

You must have an opinion about how Clinton has changed the US. You must not debate it in a heated way, but have some strong opinion on the matter. 

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #128 on: November 21, 2006, 01:59:57 PM »
Quote from: saxandkeys on November 21, 2006, 01:52:14 PM
I AGREE!!!............although we have no tangible proof.

Isn't popular opinion enough?   :(

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Man Law: PINK

I know im about to loose about 5 bible believin folk on this one.  I dont care what Camron and Fonsworth Bentley, and Bishop Don Juan are doing. Wearing of pink in excess is strictly prohibited. ie. PINK SUIT w/PINK SOCKS and PINK GATORS, or imi-TATORS with matching PINK pocket square and wiping your greasy forehead with a PINK praise towel and a drinking a bottle of PINK vitamin water.  BY LAW ANY MMB MEMBER CAN BEAT YOU WITH A TREE BRANCH IF YOU ARE EVER OBSERVED WEARING SUCH ATTIRE. >:(

Agreed!

A touch of pink is one thing, but it can't be taken too far.

MAN LAW
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #129 on: November 21, 2006, 02:00:34 PM »
Quote from: csedwards2 on November 21, 2006, 01:55:35 PM
Man Bylaws Article 1.532 VIDEO GAMING

If a man is consistenly found choosing a female as his character for a fighting game his MAN card is in serious jeapordy. Duly  noted, he is up for review to be added to the MAN LAW questionable actors list

"Vait a minute, Vait a minute, Vait a minute.......KATANA kicked Rayden's behind??????"
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #130 on: November 21, 2006, 02:01:56 PM »
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #131 on: November 21, 2006, 02:02:33 PM »
Quote from: saxandkeys on November 21, 2006, 02:00:34 PM
"Vait a minute, Vait a minute, Vait a minute.......KATANA kicked Rayden's behind??????"
consistency is the determining factor here
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #132 on: November 21, 2006, 02:04:42 PM »
Quote from: LyricTenor on November 21, 2006, 02:01:56 PM
I commend you on this one bruh.  :D :D :D :D

PRICELESS!!!!

 :D :D :D
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #133 on: November 21, 2006, 02:05:11 PM »
Quote from: csedwards2 on November 21, 2006, 01:37:27 PM
Man  Bylaws Article 3.234
Men must agree to never, and I mean never, wear any toe/ankle/foot or *stomach jewelry.




*The word stomach is used as a term to substitue the overly femine counterpart belly; as in belly ring. Men dont have bellies, only stomachs.

You forgot to mention Thumb Rings!
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #134 on: November 21, 2006, 02:05:33 PM »
Quote from: saxandkeys on November 21, 2006, 01:45:17 PM
I guess nobody here ever heard of a little thing called......."GOODFELLA'S"??????....huh.




Yeah, thats a MAN movie there...
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #135 on: November 21, 2006, 02:07:15 PM »
Quote from: NJTheBishopAnderson on November 21, 2006, 02:05:33 PM


Yeah, thats a MAN movie there...


"You're a FUNNY GUY NJ..."
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #136 on: November 21, 2006, 02:08:34 PM »
Men shall not use the word "delicious" to describe anything. If used at all, the word shall never be spoken while smiling and/or giving 'the look' unless you are saying Deelishis
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #137 on: November 21, 2006, 02:09:13 PM »
Quote from: NJTheBishopAnderson on November 21, 2006, 02:05:33 PM


Yeah, thats a MAN movie there...


Ray Liotta makes it a Guy flick all by himself.
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #138 on: November 21, 2006, 02:10:00 PM »
Quote from: HustleMan on November 21, 2006, 01:59:57 PM
Isn't popular opinion enough?   :(

Agreed!

A touch of pink is one thing, but it can't be taken too far.

MAN LAW

A thin strip in a tie no more than 3/4 of an inch, cool. But anything other than that will get you thrashed.
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #139 on: November 21, 2006, 02:12:01 PM »
Quote from: csedwards2 on November 21, 2006, 02:08:34 PM
Men shall not use the word "delicious" to describe anything. If used at all, the word shall never be spoken while smiling and/or giving 'the look' unless you are saying Deelishis

Also: No man shall have the nickname "Delicious", "Peaches", "Candy", "Cinnamon", or any other food.
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