My husband emailed me the
"Man Laws". Some of them were to risque to post, so I thought it would be fun if you post what you think should be a
"Man Law".
Here's a few....
MAN LAWS.
1. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
2. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional.
3. Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
4. If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.
5. Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours.
6. Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
a) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
c) Another set and we can hit the showers!
7. Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.
8. Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.
9. There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever.
