Topic: Man Laws (Read 90278 times)

THE WOLFMAN · « **Reply #800 on:** April 28, 2010, 10:25:34 PM »

Quote from: B3Wannabe on April 28, 2010, 01:52:06 PM

Indeed.

....on a tangent: I just witnessed a gay MARINE. Yes. A dude that was reeking of gayness, and he's in the Marine Corps! Where are LT, Doubles, and the other Marines? How could they let this happen?

*gag, heave*

ok.

Was he a gay marine, or was he a gay mariiiiiiiiiine<insert JazzHands here>

with my beliefs as a preface, if dude wanna goto boot camp and shout OORAH, go do you. just make sure you can shoot the weapons when its game time. in battle, I aint gonna care.

Now if you a flame, thats a different thing.

csedwards2 · « **Reply #801 on:** April 28, 2010, 10:34:44 PM »

just a modern day Clinger

Fenix · « **Reply #802 on:** April 29, 2010, 05:39:47 AM »

Man Law:

Bros before pieces of agricultural equipment used to till the ground.

csedwards2 · « **Reply #803 on:** April 29, 2010, 07:39:50 AM »

I dont care if its a fifty; Never grab anything even remotely close to another man's crotch.

Fenix · « **Reply #804 on:** April 29, 2010, 07:53:55 AM »

Dude, that's not a law, that's a given!

NJTheBishopAnderson · « **Reply #805 on:** April 29, 2010, 08:41:27 AM »

Man Law:

Never drink anything with a raised pinky.

SirTJ · « **Reply #806 on:** April 29, 2010, 08:49:32 AM »

Don't be caught asking folks for "Tea".

LaylaMonroe · « **Reply #807 on:** April 29, 2010, 08:58:23 AM »

Quote from: SirTJ on April 29, 2010, 08:49:32 AM

Don't be caught asking folks for "Tea".

ROFLMBO!!!

Gibby · « **Reply #808 on:** April 29, 2010, 09:00:44 AM »

Quote from: NJTheBishopAnderson on April 29, 2010, 08:41:27 AM

Man Law:

Never drink anything with a raised pinky.

...eh...i'on know about that one. That's how Fancy People drink

Hasmonean1 · « **Reply #809 on:** April 29, 2010, 09:33:35 AM »

Man Law:

At a church dinner, don't be walking around with a plate with just 1 wing, one scoop of corn, and some salad.

Get a real plate son. Thou plate must runneth over.

NJTheBishopAnderson · « **Reply #810 on:** April 29, 2010, 09:47:53 AM »

Quote from: Hasmonean1 on April 29, 2010, 09:33:35 AM

Man Law:

At a church dinner, don't be walking around with a plate with just 1 wing, one scoop of corn, and some salad.

Get a real plate son. Thou plate must runneth over.

Not at a baptist church dinner. Nuh uh... ain't gonna happen. They're trained (in class) to fix small plates. $:-\$

nessalynn77 · « **Reply #811 on:** April 29, 2010, 10:32:58 AM »

Quote from: THE WOLFMAN on April 28, 2010, 10:25:34 PM

ok.

Was he a gay marine, or was he a gay mariiiiiiiiiine<insert JazzHands here>

with my beliefs as a preface, if dude wanna goto boot camp and shout OORAH, go do you. just make sure you can shoot the weapons when its game time. in battle, I aint gonna care.

Now if you a flame, thats a different thing.

Yeah, I was thinking yesterday that it wasn't necessarily a gay marine that was weird, because I'm sure there are plenty, it's probably the effeminate marine that was throwing me for a loop, lol.

3rd-Day · « **Reply #812 on:** April 29, 2010, 10:36:12 AM »

MAN LAW: SHOUTIN!!

If you are going to dance like David danced then thats cool just be a man about it.

All that riverdancing and cloggin that some of yall be doing..............!

.............!!!!!!

lordluvr · « **Reply #813 on:** April 29, 2010, 10:49:47 AM »

Quote from: 3rd-Day on April 29, 2010, 10:36:12 AM

MAN LAW: SHOUTIN!!

If you are going to dance like David danced then thats cool just be a man about it.

All that riverdancing and cloggin that some of yall be doing..............!

.............!!!!!!

ROTFL!!!!!

LaylaMonroe · « **Reply #814 on:** April 29, 2010, 10:55:41 AM »

Quote from: 3rd-Day on April 29, 2010, 10:36:12 AM

MAN LAW: SHOUTIN!!

If you are going to dance like David danced then thats cool just be a man about it.

All that riverdancing and cloggin that some of yall be doing..............!

.............!!!!!!

Dude hush. You were just riverdancing the other day... smh. I mean, it was manly and masculine... but it was still riverdancing. *shrug*

THE WOLFMAN · « **Reply #815 on:** April 29, 2010, 10:56:44 AM »

PWA~

riverdancing....

3rd-Day · « **Reply #816 on:** April 29, 2010, 11:03:16 AM »

Quote from: LaRue1212 on April 29, 2010, 10:55:41 AM

Dude hush. You were just riverdancing the other day... smh. I mean, it was manly and masculine... but it was still riverdancing. *shrug*

YOU LIE!!

And you know better. Dont front!

LaylaMonroe · « **Reply #817 on:** April 29, 2010, 11:25:02 AM »

Public Apology

Dear 3rdDay, and all others who are viewing this thread:

I apologize for saying that 3rdDay riverdanced before the Lord in a manly way the other day. He didn't. I cannot front. I know better.

Oh, and he is not gripping my neck tightly or causing any other manner. I am offering this apology of my own free will, not because I am being forced. Or threatened. Or coerced.

With sincere, heartfelt, uncoerced regret,

LaRue

LaylaMonroe · « **Reply #818 on:** April 29, 2010, 11:26:13 AM »

Quote from: LaRue1212 on April 29, 2010, 11:25:02 AM

Public Apology

Dear 3rdDay, and all others who are viewing this thread:

I apologize for saying that 3rdDay riverdanced before the Lord in a manly way the other day. He didn't. I cannot front. I know better.

Oh, and he is not gripping my neck tightly or causing any other manner of discomfort physically, mentally or otherwise. I am offering this apology of my own free will, not because I am being forced. Or threatened. Or coerced.

With sincere, heartfelt, uncoerced regret,

LaRue

Correction

THE WOLFMAN · « **Reply #819 on:** April 29, 2010, 11:27:04 AM »

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