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Offline 3rd-Day

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Re: THE SPORTS BEET DOWN ROOM
« Reply #380 on: March 31, 2006, 01:34:15 PM »
Quote from: Doubles22 on March 31, 2006, 01:30:48 PM
spral = spray.
Use some CLP, simple green and some Motrin. That usually works!!!
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Re: THE SPORTS BEET DOWN ROOM
« Reply #381 on: March 31, 2006, 01:38:10 PM »
Quote from: Doubles22 on March 31, 2006, 01:29:45 PM
All I wanna know is if somebody got some Grit Removal spral for the intruments in my band.  I can't take them on the road to the Rhino riding a Chicken competition with grits chillin all in the guitar strings.

try some chitlin de-greaser.  it works just as good and it polishes the strings at the same time. i'm going over and watch toss the ol pig skin around.  the pig is still in it.
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Re: THE SPORTS BEET DOWN ROOM
« Reply #382 on: March 31, 2006, 01:43:48 PM »
could some one tell how to get to the chords
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Re: THE SPORTS BEET DOWN ROOM
« Reply #383 on: March 31, 2006, 01:44:59 PM »
Quote from: dewayne on March 31, 2006, 01:43:48 PM
could some one tell how to get to the chords

You need to hit the gospel instruments threads.
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Re: THE SPORTS BEET DOWN ROOM
« Reply #384 on: March 31, 2006, 01:52:26 PM »
Quote from: Jmack on March 31, 2006, 01:38:10 PM
try some chitlin de-greaser.  it works just as good and it polishes the strings at the same time. i'm going over and watch toss the ol pig skin around.  the pig is still in it.

Chitlin' de-greaser?  Bruh, they fell in a vat of grits!  You sure chitlin' de-greaser will work?  Because that stuff is hard to get off.
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Re: THE SPORTS BEET DOWN ROOM
« Reply #385 on: March 31, 2006, 01:52:33 PM »
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN... These meetings are taking up too much of my time...

Well I just got back from the "Do you really wanna run up hill carryin a Rhino riding chicken" commitee meeting... Matters discussed...

We will no longer allow... The no parachute skydiving event... It has been changed to the free falling bungee jumping off a cliff swim meet... (Sorry... I really tried to get them to go with the skydiving... they wouldn't stop laughing)

We will allow... The deviled penquin eggs as altenative fuel... Thanks Jmack.. they said keep up the good work...

The " I can clap with my bear hands" clap off, and the "I betcha cant out breath me" footsketball court repairs budget has been raised by 2 cents a year... They are still making repairs from lat years riot and won't be ready til the roof is shackled down properly...

The spick spackle blue tabernacle glue you mommas lips shut glue gun didn't work... Ray Ray's mom found out about it an broke it... (Yo we all had to get outta there... She aint no joke and I needs my lips)

The chilli cook off was postpones... someone stole all the voilent pancake batter...  >:(
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Re: THE SPORTS BEET DOWN ROOM
« Reply #386 on: March 31, 2006, 01:56:07 PM »
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The spick spackle blue tabernacle glue you mommas lips shut glue gun didn't work... Ray Ray's mom found out about it an broke it... (Yo we all had to get outta there... She aint no joke and I needs my lips)


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Re: THE SPORTS BEET DOWN ROOM
« Reply #387 on: March 31, 2006, 01:59:18 PM »
Quote from: Doubles22 on March 31, 2006, 01:52:26 PM
Chitlin' de-greaser?  Bruh, they fell in a vat of grits!  You sure chitlin' de-greaser will work?  Because that stuff is hard to get off.

yeah it'll work.  it has the same ingredients plus the degreaser.  dem grits'll slide right off of there.  and them strings will shine like dull copper.  i seen it on the informercial at halftime of the grizzly bear skating with stars match.
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Re: THE SPORTS BEET DOWN ROOM
« Reply #388 on: March 31, 2006, 02:03:04 PM »
Quote from: Jmack on March 31, 2006, 01:59:18 PM
yeah it'll work.  it has the same ingredients plus the degreaser.  dem grits'll slide right off of there.  and them strings will shine like dull copper.  i seen it on the informercial at halftime of the grizzly bear skating with stars match.

Thats it im done!!!!  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: THE SPORTS BEET DOWN ROOM
« Reply #389 on: March 31, 2006, 02:03:53 PM »
Quote from: Jmack on March 31, 2006, 01:59:18 PM
yeah it'll work. it has the same ingredients plus the degreaser. dem grits'll slide right off of there. and them strings will shine like dull copper. i seen it on the informercial at halftime of the grizzly bear skating with stars match.

My aunt Esther ain't did nothing to you.  Leave her out of this, okay.

Nakia, I bet you could have convince the committee to have the sky diving deal if you have presented the idea while doing a soccer riverdance in your lumberjack stirrups and your church cleats nailed to the floor.
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Re: THE SPORTS BEET DOWN ROOM
« Reply #390 on: March 31, 2006, 02:08:04 PM »
Quote from: 3rd-Day on March 31, 2006, 02:03:04 PM
Thats it im done!!!!  ;D ;D ;D ;D

don't leave yet.  you still haven't seen "chimpanzee idol".  you aint heard nothing till you heard Bubbles the chimp singin destinys child "survivor"
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Re: THE SPORTS BEET DOWN ROOM
« Reply #391 on: March 31, 2006, 02:11:41 PM »
Jmack
i just saw Ray Ray.  they have a tube in his throat trying to put the taste back in his mouth. 

Jmack
informercial at halftime of the grizzly bear skating with stars match.

Nakia
The spick spackle blue tabernacle glue you mommas lips shut glue gun didn't work... Ray Ray's mom found out about it an broke it... (Yo we all had to get outta there... She aint no joke and I needs my lips)

Doubles
Man, I was told I couldn't put Bose speakers on my pogo stick because I bought it with a side cart for my band to bounce with me and play my theme music.  They all fell into the vat of grits when I bounced too high over the volleyball rink during the Wrestlemania Bowl.


CLASSIC!!! You are all SBD Visuals of the Day Award nominies!!  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: THE SPORTS BEET DOWN ROOM
« Reply #392 on: March 31, 2006, 02:22:41 PM »
Quote from: Jmack on March 31, 2006, 02:08:04 PM
don't leave yet.  you still haven't seen "chimpanzee idol".  you aint heard nothing till you heard Bubbles the chimp singin destinys child "survivor"

DUDE!!!!  I am literally chokin' over here.   :D :D :D :D
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Re: THE SPORTS BEET DOWN ROOM
« Reply #393 on: March 31, 2006, 02:26:09 PM »
Hey, I understand.  It's not often you see a jet propelled pogo stick with a side cart.
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Re: THE SPORTS BEET DOWN ROOM
« Reply #394 on: March 31, 2006, 02:27:24 PM »
Quote from: Nakia518 on March 31, 2006, 01:52:33 PM
The chilli cook off was postpones... someone stole all the voilent pancake batter...  >:(

 :o  *Licks fingers*  I thouight they were done w/it.   :-[ 

I needed it more anyway.  I used it in the 'Whatchu know about Dat' quadrapalegic kickboxing baseketball tournament.  You all shoulda been there.  My man 'Mama name'em Clay' did this bangin' triple lutz pants creaser off the disco spot putter that was amazin'!   :D
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Re: THE SPORTS BEET DOWN ROOM
« Reply #395 on: March 31, 2006, 02:33:47 PM »
Quote from: LyricTenor on March 31, 2006, 02:27:24 PM
:o  *Licks fingers*  I thouight they were done w/it.   :-[ 

I needed it more anyway.  I used it in the 'Whatchu know about Dat' quadrapalegic kickboxing baseketball tournament.  You all shoulda been there.  My man 'Mama name'em Clay' did this bangin' triple lutz pants creaser off the disco spot putter that was amazin'!   :D

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Re: THE SPORTS BEET DOWN ROOM
« Reply #396 on: March 31, 2006, 02:40:08 PM »
Quote from: LyricTenor on March 31, 2006, 02:27:24 PM
:o  *Licks fingers*  I thouight they were done w/it.   :-[ 

I needed it more anyway.  I used it in the 'Whatchu know about Dat' quadrapalegic kickboxing baseketball tournament.  You all shoulda been there.  My man 'Mama name'em Clay' did this bangin' triple lutz pants creaser off the disco spot putter that was amazin'!   :D

>:( >:( Done with it!!!!!  >:( >:( >:( IT WAS A FUUL BATCH!!!!

AND we used the last of the Violent Monkey Sauce....  >:( >:( >:( >:(

The next shippment aint due for another week... Because one of the mOnkeys got caught in the machine and PETA had a field day with us... But we hit them with the reverse psycological prolistatistics and they backed off....

Now your next trip up the hill while carrying a Rhino on a chicken is doubled...
2 RHINOS >:( >:( >:(
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Re: THE SPORTS BEET DOWN ROOM
« Reply #397 on: March 31, 2006, 02:51:22 PM »
2 Rhinos?

 

Dawg, you better bring a fly-swatter with you for that trip.
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Re: THE SPORTS BEET DOWN ROOM
« Reply #398 on: March 31, 2006, 02:57:52 PM »
Quote from: Doubles22 on March 31, 2006, 02:51:22 PM
2 Rhinos?

 

Dawg, you better bring a fly-swatter with you for that trip.


I got the F-18 flyswatter w/platinum tricycle tires. 
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Re: THE SPORTS BEET DOWN ROOM
« Reply #399 on: March 31, 2006, 03:02:57 PM »
Quote from: Nakia518 on March 31, 2006, 01:01:30 PM
I can accept your arguement in favor of  NJTheBishopAnderson.... However, his last post still didn't make any sense... Therefore he has to post 2 threads that makes sense in order to redeem himself....

Look, its hard to be serious after coming in second place in the lumberjack rubber ducky tree snatchin competition. And eating that bowl of whale bean n donkey spleen soup from the chili cook-off didn't help a bit!!!!
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