I was going to refrain from coming into this room, but my ankle bracelet kept telling me to come in here. I was gonna enter the Annual Fried Chicken Butt Dive Off, but I couldn't find any fresh butt. So imma just wait until later and enter the "Big Mama's Collard Green and Oil of Olive Porkchop Ball Rolling." Yall are welcome to come, but you know how Big Mama is, you gotta bring a mixtape of country gospel and some neckbones. Don't forget the hot sauce...you know she ain't take her pills today. She might go crazy on you...