THE SPORTS BEET DOWN ROOM

[Doubles22]

The VERY one.  I'm not gonna even say anything about it though.   

Classic.

man this thing will never end.... my bad at being so late
running franticly to the beet down room

okay yall cant tell anyone... but im scared of clowns right... so my sis tricked me into goin to the circus cuz we were gona have a trampoliene tag contest but all of a sudden my flame throwers got out of hand and this clowns flower caught on fire.... i was so scared i accidently burnied down the tent... and i ran...

You know, I almost thought you were serious about the clown thing and actually had to restrain myself from e-mailing you a barrage of pics with Bozo, Homey, and Krusty.

[LyricTenor]

So, the BEET Down Pres. finally arrives!  Did ya bring it? 

[allonesound]

   

hea lyric i got this song fur you its in the key W# okay its called                       "i found all of my blessings, in yo mamas purse"

[Doubles22]

I just went back like two pages and read up to here with the stuff posted just on today.  We've been in rare form today.  I'm about to go get my straightjacket.

[Nakia518]

I was REHEARSING for a 'tender' part in the play 'YOUR MAMA OWE ME $3'. 

You had to go there & I was nice enough not to post the clips of you in your Michael Jackson jacket and your daddy's penny loafers.  I was even nice enough to mention that this occurred JUST LAST WEEKEND!  I'm not gonna even mention that.   

OH NO YOU DID'T GO THERE!!!!!! I told you that I was preparing for my disortation on the Micheal Jackson Story and that I had to become the charater...

But lets not discuss the "Fragile Peach" issue... I won't tell them about the time you had to walk to the store in your momma's house shoes cause you decided to play in the sprinkler with your sneakers on... and How your sister took all your t-Shirts and painted hearts on them in you mommas red lipstick an you still had to wear then under your white uniform shirt... I'm just not gonna do it...

Aaaaaaaaannnnd How you were passed over for the part of Romeo because you had a "Slight Problem" playing the roll... Hey I'm just not gonna do it... I told you and I gave you my word that your gastrointestional problem was safe with me...

[LyricTenor]

   

hea lyric i got this song fur you its in the key W# okay its called                       "i found all of my blessings, in yo mamas purse"

I'm wit' it.  What you need me to do on this one?

[Nakia518]

   

hea lyric i got this song fur you its in the key W# okay its called                       "i found all of my blessings, in yo mamas purse"

                                                                                                                                          

NOW THAT WAS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[3rd-Day]

man this thing will never end.... my bad at being so late
running franticly to the beet down room

okay yall cant tell anyone... but im scared of clowns right... so my sis tricked me into goin to the circus cuz we were gona have a trampoliene tag contest but all of a sudden my flame throwers got out of hand and this clowns flower caught on fire.... i was so scared i accidently burnied down the tent... and i ran...

You should have use the fire extreme sports TV set. Its loaded with platinum coated diet hot dog water. Tell your sister I need my back paddle  slap on the knee ham bone underwater Batman Cape with the ultra high beams. I lent it to her while she was sprinting to catch the double dutch bus to the high heal sneaker bubble gum chewing track meet. She dropped her paperback helmet with the math test answers in it too. Tell her I got it!

[Doubles22]

OH NO YOU DID'T GO THERE!!!!!! I told you that I was preparing for my disortation on the Micheal Jackson Story and that I had to become the charater...

But lets not discuss the "Fragile Peach" issue... I won't tell them about the time you had to walk to the store in your momma's house shoes cause you decided to play in the sprinkler with your sneakers on... and How your sister took all your t-Shirts and painted hearts on them in you mommas red lipstick an you still had to wear then under your white uniform shirt... I'm just not gonna do it...

Aaaaaaaaannnnd How you were passed over for the part of Romeo because you had a "Slight Problem" playing the roll... Hey I'm just not gonna do it... I told you and I gave you my word that your gastrointestional problem was safe with me...

(***Looks at Lyric; confused***)   You had gas and polluted the balcony Juliet was standing on?

[LyricTenor]

                                                                                                                                         

NOW THAT WAS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No, it's not.     My Grandmama want me to sang dis for she.   

[3rd-Day]

(***Looks at Lyric; confused***)   You had gas and polluted the balcony Juliet was standing on?

Romeo.......... Romeo Where fore art thou...............YYYAARRRRRNNNNNTTT!!!!!!!!!!

[allonesound]

I just went back like two pages and read up to here with the stuff posted just on today. We've been in rare form today. I'm about to go get my straightjacket.

Doubbles u gotta get yo stuff homie out the cleaners cuz i rolled up over there (in my pimped out 38 inch chrome rims stealth jet of coarse with the picture of Nelson Mandela painted on the side)



that chinese dude at the cleaners said: "u jakit aw dun hia fo hu, two muche strate ja-akit in mya stow..."

[LyricTenor]

WWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW!!!!  You killin' me allone!!!!   

[Nakia518]

Doubbles u gotta get yo stuff homie out the cleaners cuz i rolled up over there (in my pimped out 38 inch chrome rims stealth jet of coarse with the picture of Nelson Mandela painted on the side)



that chinese dude at the cleaners said: "u jakit aw dun hia fo hu, two muche strate ja-akit in mya stow..."

That was classic right there... PURE CLASSIC.... HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[allonesound]

I stole somebodys idea  cuz the sports beet down room is cooler!                   
                                                                                 nany nany boo boo you can get me....



1. What is your LGM name?  allonesound
2. What color pants are you wearing? blue gean skirt
3. What are you listening to right now? live 365 christian radio station souljams
4. What was the last thing you ate? A honey oat granola bar
5. Do you wish on stars? only Jiminey Cricket would do something like that...
6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Ither blizzard blue or fuzzy wuzzy brown
7. How is the weather right now? sunny but windy and chilly
8. How did you learn about LGM? Roaming the Cyber Space Info Booth
9. How often do you cook?  Almost every day... it be good too!
10. How old young are you today? 20
11. Favorite drink?   Apple Juice
12. Favorite sport? Legit sport Basketball...the SB Room is fun tho!
13. Hair color? Dark brown and naturally curly
14. Do you wear contacts?  yea
15. Are you lazy? just after Thanksgiving dinner
16. Favorite month? The ones with no snow and no school
17. Favorite food? Chinese... then soul food... well a tie between both
18. What was the last movie you saw?  At home=Sarafina   At the movies= Fire wall
19. Favorite day of the year? every Sunday... besides Christmas and my Birthday20. What do you do to vent anger?   Pray of coarse
21. What was your favorite toy as a child?  Alecia... my black doll with a missing eye and burnt hand
22. Summer or winter?  Summer cuz its winter here 8 mo out the year...
23. Hugs or kisses?  Ummmm how bout both?
24. How long do you think it will take to make the 10,000 post?  Next year
25. Do you want your fellow LGMers to take part in this? 
          Of coarse but now in the Beet Down Room!!!!

[3rd-Day]

Yo theres no more events going on today? What happen to the football lacing contest? The chicken is in the shop. It caught a flat on the way back from Ray Rays Possum Tossing Court and when I took it to the shop they said it needed an alignment and was leaking oil.

[mteekemp]

LET THE GAMES BEGIN AND LLLLLLLLLLET'S GET READY TO RUMBBBBLLLLLLLLEEEEE...

[LyricTenor]

YO!!!!  If you're gonna do this in the SBD Room, you have to use SBD Room answers.

1. What is your LGM name?  LyricTenor
2. What color pants are you wearing? No pants.  Hamhock flippers w/a Tu-tu jersey headband.
3. What are you listening to right now? 'Who dat iuh in da Lawd house?'
4. What was the last thing you ate? A left-shoulldered baseball puck.
5. Do you wish on stars? Only when I claim them on my taxes.
6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Flourescent Teal
7. How is the weather right now? Any weather is Beet Down weather.
8. How did you learn about LGM? Heard about it @ a Llama Play-Doh Tournament & Hair Show.
9. How often do you cook?  Language.  Language.
10. How old young are you today? 27
11. Favorite drink?   What makes the grass grow?
12. Favorite sport? Oriental overwater paperclip yak toenail bowing.
13. Hair color? What's that.
14. Do you wear contacts?  Nah.
15. Are you lazy? I wouldn't be Big toed parachute ball champ if I was.
16. Favorite month? Whenever SDB season starts.
17. Favorite food? Whatever is at the Chilli Cook-off.
18. What was the last movie you saw?  'How to punt a an invisible jet ski'  By  Doubles.
19. Favorite day of the year? every day I can play SBD
20. What do you do to vent anger?   Put on my rhinestone straightjacket and jog around a drinking fountain.
21. What was your favorite toy as a child?  My one and only 'My Lil' Crackhead' do...ACTION FIGURE!!!!
22. Summer or winter?  SBD don't stop!
23. Hugs or kisses?  I like elbow sparring...
24. How long do you think it will take to make the 10,000th post?  Right after the 9,999th one.
25. Do you want your fellow LGMers to take part in this?  Especially the die hard SBD heads.

[Nakia518]

1. What is your LGM name?  Nakia518
2. What color pants are you wearing? My Purple Ballerina jacket with the platapus lapels.
3. What are you listening to right now? 'Who dat iuh in da Lawd house?' That's the jam right now
4. What was the last thing you ate? Violent Pancakes.
5. Do you wish on stars? No cause the last time I did that they burnt a whole in my jacket... It took forever to get it fixed.
6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Violent Blue, Purple Pink, tarts
7. How is the weather right now? Any weather is Beet Down weather.
8. How did you learn about LGM? I was tryna find the best ingrediant to my super duper jet feuled Monkey skinner...
9. How often do you cook?  Now where did I put that Blow Horn... Oh here it is... *Bangs them over the head* Don't be asking me no stupid questions.....
10. How old young are you today? 15 x 25 (25-15) + 10
11. Favorite drink?   oh uummm that stuff that we be making every year at the National Green Grass Hopscotch double dutch chicken tossing Tourney
12. Favorite sport? National Green Grass Hopscotch double dutch chicken tossing Tourney.
13. Hair color? HUH? What da day iuh???.
14. Do you wear contacts? every yesterday.
15. Are you lazy? HUH? What da day iuh???
16. Favorite month? Every Month before this one... Including this one...
17. Favorite food? Violent Pancakes... Man I'm hooked.
18. What was the last movie you saw?  "How Make Milk come out ya ears" By  Doubles.
19. Favorite day of the year? Every Yesterday
20. What do you do to vent anger?   Stare at the wall and when someone asks me whats wrong I say Shh... I'm watching a movie and its at the best part....
21. What was your favorite toy as a child?  'My Lil' Crackhead' do...ACTION FIGURE!!!! I stole it from Lyric and his momma had to buy him a new one... so I stole the new one and gave him back the old one....
22. Summer or winter? SumWinSpriFall
23. Hugs or kisses? Don't touch me I'm sterile 
24. How long do you think it will take to make the 10,000th post?  The 5th of Neverwary
25. Do you want your fellow LGMers to take part in this?  Tru dat

[3rd-Day]

1. What is your LGM name?  3rd-Day but my SBD name is 40th Street Black!
2. What color pants are you wearing? Lime Black Velvet Kevlar kinckerbockers with matching hershey bars.
3. What are you listening to right now? Coo Coo Lous underwater hammond b3 CD vol#2
4. What was the last thing you ate? Baked fish feet ala antwon!
5. Do you wish on stars? YEAH I WISH THEY WOULD!!!
6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? Off invisible!
7. How is the weather right now? Any weather is Beet Down weather. Especially rain. If it aint rainin we aint beatin down!!
8. How did you learn about LGM? Chia Pet Jheri Curl Show. My pet Lama Chevrolet put it on!
9. How often do you cook?  I dont cook it, I put hot sauce on it and eat it while it still running!
10. How old young are you today? I stopped countin at 22.
11. Favorite drink?   Leather jet cologne.
12. Favorite sport? Upside down skyclimbing Level 3.
13. Hair color? Collard green
14. Do you wear contacts?  NO! My Velvet Googles with the plastic chin strap does me fine thank you.
15. Are you lazy? I wouldn't be the under water donut hole eatin champ if I was lazy.
16. Favorite month? Whenever SDB season starts.
17. Favorite food? Fried snake knees.
18. What was the last movie you saw?  "Return of the Suede Eye" and I rented "River Dance of the 5 legged Ferret with a vengence".
19. Favorite day of the year? every day I can play SBD
20. What do you do to vent anger?   Watch Barney!
21. What was your favorite toy as a child?  My very first skellzy top with melted candle sauce and the matching head band. THE BOMD!
22. Summer or winter?  SBD don't stop!
23. Hugs or kisses?  THE MOSH PIT!!
24. How long do you think it will take to make the 10,000th post?  3 days if they move it to the SBD room!
25. Do you want your fellow LGMers to take part in this?  Especially the die hard SBD heads. SBD ROCKS! YEAH!!!!!