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Re: THE SPORTS BEET DOWN ROOM
« Reply #340 on: March 30, 2006, 03:38:13 PM »
Quote from: LyricTenor on March 30, 2006, 03:15:01 PM
Bet.  Yo, why they worryin' about how many posts we got over in '10,000'?  That's just funny to me.   :D :D :D :D

They just hatin cause we is having more fun than them
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Re: THE SPORTS BEET DOWN ROOM
« Reply #341 on: March 30, 2006, 03:48:12 PM »
OH SNAP!!! :o Yo the Rhino broke into the Chickens sidekick and found some phone numbers from this Giraffe named Thunderbird that she been seeing on the low. They fightin  at leatherneck square. Call 119 and have them send over the vocabulary police!!  :o
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Re: THE SPORTS BEET DOWN ROOM
« Reply #342 on: March 30, 2006, 03:51:23 PM »
Dawg, I think I left the dust cap off of my KY-68 phone and the crypto fill just fell right out of the phone.
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Re: THE SPORTS BEET DOWN ROOM
« Reply #343 on: March 30, 2006, 03:55:14 PM »
Quote from: Doubles22 on March 30, 2006, 03:51:23 PM
Dawg, I think I left the dust cap off of my KY-68 phone and the crypto fill just fell right out of the phone.
Go to the vault and get a new fill. Dont worry the ashy elephant is all about COMSEC but he wont dime you out if you give him the Oatmeal cookie bar in your MRE!
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Re: THE SPORTS BEET DOWN ROOM
« Reply #344 on: March 30, 2006, 04:06:56 PM »
I would, but my breakaway crypto wrestling tights are fitting a bit too snug for me to get to the vault.  If I walk to much in this thing, I'll probably start a fire.
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Re: THE SPORTS BEET DOWN ROOM
« Reply #345 on: March 30, 2006, 04:27:49 PM »


Doubbles the only way ull start a fire is by wearing corduroy, and running super fast in these shoes!!
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Re: THE SPORTS BEET DOWN ROOM
« Reply #346 on: March 31, 2006, 04:42:48 AM »
Quote from: Doubles22 on March 30, 2006, 04:06:56 PM
I would, but my breakaway crypto wrestling tights are fitting a bit too snug for me to get to the vault.  If I walk to much in this thing, I'll probably start a fire.
AWW Man!!! OKay go to the Motor Pool get a trip ticket from alloneound and check out a MVTU (Motor Vehicularized Transport Unit) or in english terms Stealth Jet. Bring LyricTenor as your A driver. Take the underground railroad to Ray Rays Poussum Tossing driving school. (make sure you watch your speed!) Go and see Coo Coo Lou the Zebra. He just came off the street so he still motivated plus he in the zone for Gunny. He will send you to the Ant Farm to see Private Penguin from Madagascar that is in VHF and happens to have a PRC 89 with a fill in it.  He uses it to monitor the Vocabulary Police activity so that they dont bust up one of the "blind fur-less squirrels on skateboards gone wild" street races. Give him your KY-68 and he will hook you up.   Dont worry about his OIC Captain Crunch; he  is still on float hosting the shellback beauty padgent. Problem solved.  ;D
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Re: THE SPORTS BEET DOWN ROOM
« Reply #347 on: March 31, 2006, 06:24:31 AM »
Quote from: 3rd-Day on March 31, 2006, 04:42:48 AM
AWW Man!!! OKay go to the Motor Pool get a trip ticket from alloneound and check out a MVTU (Motor Vehicularized Transport Unit) or in english terms Stealth Jet. Bring LyricTenor as your A driver. Take the underground railroad to Ray Rays Poussum Tossing driving school. (make sure you watch your speed!) Go and see Coo Coo Lou the Zebra. He just came off the street so he still motivated plus he in the zone for Gunny. He will send you to the Ant Farm to see Private Penguin from Madagascar that is in VHF and happens to have a PRC 89 with a fill in it.  He uses it to monitor the Vocabulary Police activity so that they dont bust up one of the "blind fur-less squirrels on skateboards gone wild" street races. Give him your KY-68 and he will hook you up.   Dont worry about his OIC Captain Crunch; he  is still on float hosting the shellback beauty padgent. Problem solved.  ;D

I'm gonna have to write that down.  That's a ton of instructions and people to interface with.  Can't believe my fill fell out of the phone.

allonesound, why you gotta put me in those Michael Jackson Moonwalk Loafers?
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Re: THE SPORTS BEET DOWN ROOM
« Reply #348 on: March 31, 2006, 07:16:42 AM »
Quote from: Doubles22 on March 31, 2006, 06:24:31 AM
I'm gonna have to write that down.  That's a ton of instructions and people to interface with.  Can't believe my fill fell out of the phone.

allonesound, why you gotta put me in those Michael Jackson Moonwalk Loafers?

Dude, YOU were the one talking abouit go-fasters.  There you go.   :D :D :D :D
At least, the pennies aren't in them joints.    :D :D
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Re: THE SPORTS BEET DOWN ROOM
« Reply #349 on: March 31, 2006, 07:40:53 AM »
Quote from: 3rd-Day on March 30, 2006, 03:48:12 PM
OH SNAP!!! :o Yo the Rhino broke into the Chickens sidekick and found some phone numbers from this Giraffe named Thunderbird that she been seeing on the low. They fightin  at leatherneck square. Call 119 and have them send over the vocabulary police!!  :o

119 won't dispatch anybody.  I just saw them over at the BBQ Chicking Wing Slapboxing Competition!
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Re: THE SPORTS BEET DOWN ROOM
« Reply #350 on: March 31, 2006, 08:09:00 AM »
Quote from: LyricTenor on March 31, 2006, 07:40:53 AM
119 won't dispatch anybody.  I just saw them over at the BBQ Chicking Wing Slapboxing Competition!

Not the Chicken Wing Slapboxing!?  That's classic! :D :D

...and I put dimes in my Moonwalk loafers because I'm upscale like that.  These bad boys are starting to crack around the heel though.  Let me holla at those Pilgrim Buckle go-fasters with the toes turned up (like a genie) so I can get in the Gregory Hines Buck-jumping and grape squashing meet.
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Re: THE SPORTS BEET DOWN ROOM
« Reply #351 on: March 31, 2006, 09:34:47 AM »
Quote from: Doubles22 on March 31, 2006, 08:09:00 AM
Not the Chicken Wing Slapboxing!?  That's classic! :D :D

...and I put dimes in my Moonwalk loafers because I'm upscale like that.  These bad boys are starting to crack around the heel though.  Let me holla at those Pilgrim Buckle go-fasters with the toes turned up (like a genie) so I can get in the Gregory Hines Buck-jumping and grape squashing meet.


That's gonna be right beside the Slapboxing event.   :D :D :D :D

Watch out for the doorman though.  http://www.chukl.com/viewcat2/jid/109.htm
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Re: THE SPORTS BEET DOWN ROOM
« Reply #352 on: March 31, 2006, 09:41:52 AM »
LOL...funny, yet not. Later today, we are building furniture out of boxes contest. Be sure you go to Sam's, Walmart, and your local grocery store to pick up some. In the end, whosever can hold Big Mama and not break gets to advance on and take the trip to beautiful Chicakroonieha, TX and participate in the Watermelon seed and rib bone spit off.
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Re: THE SPORTS BEET DOWN ROOM
« Reply #353 on: March 31, 2006, 10:00:14 AM »
Quote from: 2KlubKlarity on March 31, 2006, 09:41:52 AM
LOL...funny, yet not. Later today, we are building furniture out of boxes contest. Be sure you go to Sam's, Walmart, and your local grocery store to pick up some. In the end, whosever can hold Big Mama and not break gets to advance on and take the trip to beautiful Chicakroonieha, TX and participate in the Watermelon seed and rib bone spit off.


I got one of the Easy Bake Oven Box Recliners.  I started not to get it but the salesman was so friendly:  http://www.chukl.com/viewcat3/jid/91.htm
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Re: THE SPORTS BEET DOWN ROOM
« Reply #354 on: March 31, 2006, 10:20:05 AM »
This is the NEW Extreme SBD Sport called 'NOT MY NEW CHURCH PANTS!!!!'

http://www.chukl.com/viewcat2/jid/84.htm
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Re: THE SPORTS BEET DOWN ROOM
« Reply #355 on: March 31, 2006, 10:32:00 AM »
Quote from: LyricTenor on March 31, 2006, 10:20:05 AM
This is the NEW Extreme SBD Sport called 'NOT MY NEW CHURCH PANTS!!!!'

http://www.chukl.com/viewcat2/jid/84.htm


You Are So Wrong for that!!!!!!

Well guys I just came back from me meeting with the "Don't tell ya momma I borrowed her $100 banker boots with the Purple flower killer on it" committee meeting... And here are the items discussed

  • We will no longer allow the use of Jet fuel to power Stelth Jets... Its too expensive... We will be using Hot breath and Halotosis... That stuff can peel paint so its gotta be more powerful than jet fuel...
  • We will no longer allow the Run-in-Circles-til-u-throw-up while jumping over Rhinos on Chickens compotition.... The last time we had that some one lost and eye and we still can't find it...
  • We will no longer allow The slap yo momma and run competition... Let have a moment of silence for Ray Ray... They don't think he's gonna make it...
  • We will no longer allow the Run as fast as you can into the wall and see if you can still walk a straight line... No explaination necessary...

However I do have some good news....

We can have our next Chilli cook off on the tennis green during the Breath, stretch, shake a violent monkey competition... However, We respectfully request that you DO NOT throw the monkey if he bites you... PETA will be on you faster that fat kid on Chocolate Cake...

Thank You[/color]
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Re: THE SPORTS BEET DOWN ROOM
« Reply #356 on: March 31, 2006, 10:37:13 AM »
Quote from: Nakia518 on March 31, 2006, 10:32:00 AM
You Are So Wrong for that!!!!!!

Well guys I just came back from me meeting with the "Don't tell ya momma I borrowed her $100 banker boots with the Purple flower killer on it" committee meeting... And here are the items discussed

  • We will no longer allow the use of Jet fuel to power Stelth Jets... Its too expensive... We will be using Hot breath and Halotosis... That stuff can peel paint so its gotta be more powerful than jet fuel...
  • We will no longer allow the Run-in-Circles-til-u-throw-up while jumping over Rhinos on Chickens compotition.... The last time we had that some one lost and eye and we still can't find it...
  • We will no longer allow The slap yo momma and run competition... Let have a moment of silence for Ray Ray... They don't think he's gonna make it...
  • We will no longer allow the Run as fast as you can into the wall and see if you can still walk a straight line... No explaination necessary...

However I do have some good news....

We can have our next Chilli cook off on the tennis green during the Breath, stretch, shake a violent monkey competition... However, We respectfully request that you DO NOT throw the monkey if he bites you... PETA will be on you faster that fat kid on Chocolate Cake...

Thank You[/color]

No more "Run as fast as you can into the wall" contests?  Drat?  >:(

(***putting my shoulder pads and helmet back into my locker***) :'( :'( :'(
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Re: THE SPORTS BEET DOWN ROOM
« Reply #357 on: March 31, 2006, 11:09:48 AM »
Quote from: Nakia518 on March 31, 2006, 10:32:00 AM
[li]We will no longer allow the Run-in-Circles-til-u-throw-up while jumping over Rhinos on Chickens compotition.... The last time we had that some one lost and eye and we still can't find it...[/li]

WHAT?!   >:(  **Lyric throws his spring-loaded peg leg shower shoe w/a Spinner away in disgust**

Quote from: Nakia518 on March 31, 2006, 10:32:00 AM
[li]We will no longer allow The slap yo momma and run competition... Let have a moment of silence for Ray Ray... They don't think he's gonna make it...[/li]
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RAY RAY!!!!...*Grandma voice*  Ain't nobody told my NUTHIN'!!!!
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Re: THE SPORTS BEET DOWN ROOM
« Reply #358 on: March 31, 2006, 11:23:04 AM »
Let me pour out some of this 40oz. Gatorade for my man Ray-Ray. 

Don't go into his room with those biker shorts dunking on the hardwood greens jokes.  The laughter may kill him dead. 

But you know what they say...you slap a black momma...don't expect to come to for another 12 years.
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Re: THE SPORTS BEET DOWN ROOM
« Reply #359 on: March 31, 2006, 11:25:28 AM »
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Let me pour out some of this 40oz. Gatorade for my man Ray-Ray. 

Don't go into his room with those biker shorts dunking on the hardwood greens jokes.  The laughter may kill him dead. 

But you know what they say...you slap a black momma...don't expect to come to for another 12 years.

 ???  I thought they always said..Wherever I go, there I am.
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