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Offline alquarles

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Re: ghetto christians
« Reply #60 on: March 06, 2006, 02:39:19 PM »
When you leave service early just to be the first in line downstairs for the church dinner.
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Re: ghetto christians
« Reply #61 on: March 06, 2006, 04:32:16 PM »
Where did this post come from I did not see this

You know your church is ghetto If you the take the battery out the smoke detectors to power the cordless mic
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Re: ghetto christians
« Reply #62 on: March 06, 2006, 07:14:00 PM »
Quote from: diverse379 on March 06, 2006, 04:32:16 PM
Where did this post come from I did not see this

You know your church is ghetto If you the take the battery out the smoke detectors to power the cordless mic

eeewwwwww!!!  :D :D :D
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Re: ghetto christians
« Reply #63 on: March 07, 2006, 02:13:56 PM »
the last friday of the month we have fellowship dinners and i know people who try to "go to the bathroom" as soon as we start pryaing so they can get a good spot in line. finally the kitchen crew people started catching on and made them waite!!!
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Re: ghetto christians
« Reply #64 on: March 13, 2006, 10:41:10 PM »
WELL THIS IS A TRUE STORY. I KNOW I WAS IN A GHETTO CHURCH WHEN ON THE CHOIR REUNION I WALKED IN THE CHURCH ABOUT 10 MINS LATE AND LOOK UP AND IT WAS HOT SO I LOOKED AT THE FRONT OF THE CHURCH AND THEY PASSED OUT PAPER PLATES TO FAN WITH.

ANOTHER ONE IS WHEN I WASNT PLAYING AND I WAS SITING BACK AND THIS LADY HAD REMARKS AND I GUESS SHE WANTED TO BE JUANITA BYNUMM BUT SHE WAS LIKE 50 SOMETHING. ANYWAY TO MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT SHE TALKED AND TRIED TO GET THE CHURCH CRUNK BUT SHE WAS THE ONLY ONE CRUNK BY TIME SHE SAT DOWN SHE WAS SWEATING SO SHE SAT DOWN AND YEAH I KNOW THIS SOUND WIRED BUT SHE TOOK HER WIG OFF AND WHIPED HE HEAD AND PUT THE WIG BACK ON.

I WENT TO A CHURCH AND A LADY PHONE WENT OFF AND SHE ANSWER IT AND HAD A CONVO AND THE CHURCH IS NO BIGGER THAN MY ROOM. SO YEAH I HEARD EVERYTHING.

ALSO YOU ARE GHETTO WHEN YOU SING AND SONG AND DONT KNOW THE WORDS BUT PUT WORDDS THAT YOU KNOW DONT EVEN MAKE SENSE IN IT. EX. MY AUNT SONG THERE IS A LEAK IN THIS OLD BULDING AND SHE WAS WORKING THE SONG TILL SHE SAID THAT HER LEGS ARE GETTING SHORTER I WAS LIKE JESUS

YOU GHETTO WHEN THE CHOIR IS UP SINGING BUT THE CHOIR MEMBER BE TALKING WHILE THEY SUPPOSE TO BE SINGING
IM FROM MEMPHIS I GOT ALOT OF STORIES ALL THIS IS TRUE JUST AS SURE AS JESUS IS.
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Re: ghetto christians
« Reply #65 on: March 13, 2006, 11:14:14 PM »
Now that is hilarious.  I needed that laugh big time bishopk.   ;D

Now I can sign off until tomorrow, Lord's will.
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Re: ghetto christians
« Reply #66 on: January 02, 2009, 12:33:10 PM »
Dawg....yall a hot mess.....lol
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Re: ghetto christians
« Reply #67 on: January 02, 2009, 06:56:15 PM »
Quote from: bishopk on March 13, 2006, 10:41:10 PM
WELL THIS IS A TRUE STORY. I KNOW I WAS IN A GHETTO CHURCH WHEN ON THE CHOIR REUNION I WALKED IN THE CHURCH ABOUT 10 MINS LATE AND LOOK UP AND IT WAS HOT SO I LOOKED AT THE FRONT OF THE CHURCH AND THEY PASSED OUT PAPER PLATES TO FAN WITH.

ANOTHER ONE IS WHEN I WASNT PLAYING AND I WAS SITING BACK AND THIS LADY HAD REMARKS AND I GUESS SHE WANTED TO BE JUANITA BYNUMM BUT SHE WAS LIKE 50 SOMETHING. ANYWAY TO MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT SHE TALKED AND TRIED TO GET THE CHURCH CRUNK BUT SHE WAS THE ONLY ONE CRUNK BY TIME SHE SAT DOWN SHE WAS SWEATING SO SHE SAT DOWN AND YEAH I KNOW THIS SOUND WIRED BUT SHE TOOK HER WIG OFF AND WHIPED HE HEAD AND PUT THE WIG BACK ON.

I WENT TO A CHURCH AND A LADY PHONE WENT OFF AND SHE ANSWER IT AND HAD A CONVO AND THE CHURCH IS NO BIGGER THAN MY ROOM. SO YEAH I HEARD EVERYTHING.

ALSO YOU ARE GHETTO WHEN YOU SING AND SONG AND DONT KNOW THE WORDS BUT PUT WORDDS THAT YOU KNOW DONT EVEN MAKE SENSE IN IT. EX. MY AUNT SONG THERE IS A LEAK IN THIS OLD BULDING AND SHE WAS WORKING THE SONG TILL SHE SAID THAT HER LEGS ARE GETTING SHORTER I WAS LIKE JESUS

YOU GHETTO WHEN THE CHOIR IS UP SINGING BUT THE CHOIR MEMBER BE TALKING WHILE THEY SUPPOSE TO BE SINGING
IM FROM MEMPHIS I GOT ALOT OF STORIES ALL THIS IS TRUE JUST AS SURE AS JESUS IS.
HAHAHA ;D :Dlol
It would be funny if one of the deacon's wive's was on Maury cussin because the deacon was denyin' their baby and then they come back to church actin all sanctified........
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Re: ghetto christians
« Reply #68 on: January 06, 2009, 07:08:54 PM »
If the only instruments in yo church is a washboard and tamberine.
If you refer to homecoming as BIG MEETIND SUN.
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Re: ghetto christians
« Reply #69 on: January 06, 2009, 07:14:30 PM »
if yo church mic has a stoking cap over as a popper!
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Re: ghetto christians
« Reply #70 on: January 06, 2009, 08:14:13 PM »
LOL  at the list :D

Hi, I'm new here.
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Re: ghetto christians
« Reply #71 on: April 29, 2010, 03:48:39 PM »
lol this thread was funny!!
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Re: ghetto christians
« Reply #72 on: May 15, 2010, 11:41:42 PM »
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- When you see someone drop a $20 on the ground and you shout your way over there to pick it up.

That aint ghetto we in a recession

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- When you write notes to people on the back of the fans during service

I thought that what those fans were for cause they sure dont cool you down

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- Every time offering is about to be taken up, you suddenly have to use the bathroom.

not everytime just the mission and education and the building fund i stay for tides(tithes)

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If you bust a tamborine and still use just the rim with and 3 cymbals on it.


They dont come like that?

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-u hold one finger up to leave the service early :lol:

that is proper protocall

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You are a ghetto Christian if you pray and thank God that
"your bed wasn't your cooling board nor your blanket
your winding sheet "
don't know what da heck a cooling board
and winding sheet is.  :lol:
ok that is kinda of ghetto but thank the lord i aint on my cooling board
(the table where they dress you for your funeral)
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Re: ghetto christians
« Reply #73 on: May 31, 2010, 10:35:53 AM »
That is just tooooo funeeeee........and too true! LOL
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