HEY LAWDY, LAWDY HEH HEH!!
We churched off that! I use to love running!
All my favorites are Marine Corps cadences, but I'm hesitant about posting them. NO, there's no profanity. The content is a touch too gruesome for most though. 3rd & Dubz know what I'm talking about. ;) 8)
Then again,...
1) "Don't Let The Green Grass Fool Ya" (I had those cats in 3-part harmony on that one)
2) Ya Right, Ya Left, Right Oooonnnnn
Right On, Fight Oooonnnnn
Ya Right, Ya Left, Right Oooonnnnn
Right On, Fight Oooonnnnn....
3) Little Yellow Birdie w/a yellow bill...
4) My Marine Corps color is...
5) DELAYED CADENCE. MARINE CORPS CADENCE. DELAYED CADENCE, COUNT!!!!
Just to name a few that I COULD post.
I know about the Marine Cadence's. Although I'm Air Force, my TI (AKA Drill Sergeant) was a former marine, I think that he thought we were marines at times because we were doing things that not other flights were not doing. I remember one time he put a kid between a locker and hit him in the chest over a cup of coffee that he wasn't suppose to have, but anyhoo back to the subject; Most of the cadences we did had a lot of killing and sexual nuances in them so I will not repeat them
I know about the Marine Cadence's. Although I'm Air Force, my TI (AKA Drill Sergeant) was a former marine, I think that he thought we were marines at times because we were doing things that not other flights were not doing. I remember one time he put a kid between a locker and hit him in the chest over a cup of coffee that he wasn't suppose to have, but anyhoo back to the subject; Most of the cadences we did had a lot of killing and sexual nuances in them so I will not repeat them
I know about the Marine Cadence's. Although I'm Air Force, my TI (AKA Drill Sergeant) was a former marine, I think that he thought we were marines at times because we were doing things that not other flights were not doing. I remember one time he put a kid between a locker and hit him in the chest over a cup of coffee that he wasn't suppose to have, but anyhoo back to the subject; Most of the cadences we did had a lot of killing and sexual nuances in them so I will not repeat them
I know about the Marine Cadence's. Although I'm Air Force, my TI (AKA Drill Sergeant) was a former marine, I think that he thought we were marines at times because we were doing things that not other flights were not doing. I remember one time he put a kid between a locker and hit him in the chest over a cup of coffee that he wasn't suppose to have, but anyhoo back to the subject; Most of the cadences we did had a lot of killing and sexual nuances in them so I will not repeat them
*6 1/2 miles into the run, voice almost completely gone*
OH YEAH !!!!!!!
BLOOD AND GUTS!!!!!
PAIN
IN MY LEGS
I DONT CARE
I LIKE IT THERE
Another on we use to church off. This had to be the first one you after "I GOT IT".
LO RIGHT LAY-YEFT
A LEFTY RIGHT A LAY-YEFT!!
Yall got me all motivated!
We churched off the theme from "The Jefferson" too!
*ravishes through hall closet for a pair of gofasters, roadguard vest and a moonbeam."
Yeah, I remember that one too! Thats crazy because my TI lost his voice around the beginning of the 2nd week, and I lost mine the first night. I was the element leader and I did A LOT of yelling at them cats. 3 years later my voice still hasn't completely made it back.
Don't let your dingle da...*glances at site name*... :o :o... :-[...*sprinkles some sand on the floor, then proceeds to "look for his keys"* 8)
I remember teasing my guys about having to do PT before breakfast. A couple of times I would run them by the chow hall and have them chant:
*sniff sniff*
*sniff sniff*
smell that bacon
smell that bacon
*sniff sniff*
*sniff sniff*
smell them pancakes
smell that pancakes
That one didn't go over too well with the hungry guys, but it was funny.
I remember teasing my guys about having to do PT before breakfast. A couple of times I would run them by the chow hall and have them chant:
*sniff sniff*
*sniff sniff*
smell that bacon
smell that bacon
*sniff sniff*
*sniff sniff*
smell them pancakes
smell that pancakes
That one didn't go over too well with the hungry guys, but it was funny.
Well, doing all that made ME, "That bald dude hoppin' around in the Tenors...yeah him...man, he was holdin' it down!!" :D :D :D :D
What about this one:
*ahem*
Don't let your dingle da...*glances at site name*... :o :o... :-[...*sprinkles some sand on the floor, then proceeds to "look for his keys"* 8)
I am killing myself laughing over here!
Speaking of PT at my squadron now, they got us running 5 miles twice a week. Which is not the norm for Air Force, but I work w/ some special people. I don't know what it is, but they always wanna eat all u can eat on the days we have to run. All I can say is it always tastes the same going down and coming back up!
Man, my eyes are WATERING from laughing so hard at the bold print!! :D :D :D :D
Oh yeah:
You GOTZ tah do it fuh me!!
The truff hurts & tastes terrible!! >:( >:(
:D :D :D :D
Well, doing all that made ME, "That bald dude hoppin' around in the Tenors...yeah him...man, he was holdin' it down!!" :D :D :D :D
What about this one:
*ahem*
Don't let your dingle da...*glances at site name*... :o :o... :-[...*sprinkles some sand on the floor, then proceeds to "look for his keys"* 8)
Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'
Rollin' rollin' rollin'
Oh my feet are swollen
Don't let your dingle dangle dangle in the mud
Pickup your dingle dangle, give it to your bud
Rollin' rollin' rollin'
Oh my ankles are swollen
Don't let your dingle dangle dangle in the dirt
Pickup your dingle dangle, put it in your shirt
Rollin' rollin' rollin'
Oh my legs are swollen
Don't let your dingle dangle dangle on the ground
Pickup your dingle dangle, toss it all around
Rollin' rollin' rollin'
Oh my knees are swollen
Don't let your dingle dangle dangle in the track
Pickup your dingle dangle, put it in your pack
SHALLLAAAANNNNGGGEEEE!!!!!
You mean this one:
YEZZIRR!! That's it right thurr!! How about sound off next time?! ;) :D :D :D
Oh, there's a "PG" version? ?/?
8)
There were A LOT of females when I was in training, so we didn't get to sing all of the "good'' ones. We did the gruesome ones, but not many of the sexual ones....especially after people started getting caught in the stairwells, mess hall closets, and port-a-johns. I even think our Drill Sergeants were getting in on the action.
There were A LOT of females when I was in training, so we didn't get to sing all of the "good'' ones. We did the gruesome ones, but not many of the sexual ones....especially after people started getting caught in the stairwells, mess hall closets, and port-a-johns. I even think our Drill Sergeants were getting in on the action.
There were A LOT of females when I was in training, so we didn't get to sing all of the "good'' ones. We did the gruesome ones, but not many of the sexual ones....especially after people started getting caught in the stairwells, mess hall closets, and port-a-johns. I even think our Drill Sergeants were getting in on the action.
I liked the one about Re-Uping.
Re-Up and join the Navy,
Soldier you are crazy
You'll sail in the Navy
And drown in the Navy
Let sailors join the Navy!
Yo lef,right,pick up your step, yo lef right left
I said, Yo lef,right, pick up your step yo lef right left.
Re-Up and join the Air Force,
To fly in in the Air Force
And crash in the Air Force?
Let airmen join the Air force!
Yo lef, right, pick up your step yo left right left
I said, Yo lef right pick up your step, yo left right left.
We had some drills who could rock that song . . . . of course, I had some good lungs, too and I was platoon guide during BASIC . . . so when they got tired they called for me ;)
That is one of the things I do miss about the Army . . . .early morning PT, rocking cadence calls, and the discipline.
Oh yes, and the free medical / dental, and the 30 days paid vacation every year. ;)
Went to work for a university and I get TWO WEEKS paid vacation, and have to pay a huge chuck of my salary for medical / dental. What is up with THAT?
LOL The Army was a great career.
Be Blessed, eveyone
Ahhhh yes....I have quite a few.....hmmmmm
C130 rolling down the strip
64 dupers on a 1 way trip
Mission top secret destination unknown
We don't care if we're ever coming home
Stand up, hook up shuffle to the door
Jump right out and counted to 4
If my main don't open wide
I got a reserve by my side
If that one should fail me too
Look out below I'm coming through
If I die on the ol drop zone
Box me up and ship home
Did anyone post this one
Your leg cadence count cadence leg cadence count
1
Cant hear you
2
A little louder
3
Altogether now
1,2,3,4,1,2, 3-----4
Oh, yessir . . . I forgot about the one HARD WORK
I had a drill that could rock that song . . . .
Get on up, quarter ta five
HARD WORK, WORK
Drill Sergeant, Sho was live
HARD WORK, WORK
Hard, hard work
HARD WORK, WORK
Hard, hard work . . . .
WHEW!
Basic Training at Fort Jackson, South Carolina. December 1990 - January of 1991.
AIT at Fort Sam Houston, Texas. February 1991 - April 1991.
ETS from Fort Hood, Texas. December 1998.