I hate vegetables. Most vegetables anyway.
No....no pretty much all of them. Yea, all of them. Wait, are potatoes a vegetable? If so I like ONE vegetable. It sure isn't a fruit. It must be a vegetable, so I like one vegetable. Mashed, french fried, or cut up amongst curry, potatoes are the biz.
Why do the best tasting things have to be bad for me? Why can't broccoli taste like cake? Why?