THE EFFECT OF CULTURE ON PERFORMANCE.... simply astounds me.
Also astonishing is the fact that Black/Pentecostal folks can have a fellowship 'service' on the TELEPHONE and still find a way to fluff it up!!!!
I'm just so..... I don't even know what I am right now. It's too funny for me to be mad. So my brother was asked to minister on some weekly call some guy has. The call was to start at 10:00p EST (the host is in a diff time zone).
It is 10:46. They started on time. My brother still has not been given "the mic."
They started with an opening song (which was literally the entire length of a William Murphy song). Then he opened in prayer. Then a lady read a scripture. Then he played two more songs (I guess that was P&W). Then he gave exhortation. Then he played another song (I thought that was the sermonic selection). Then he began to worship and command us to worship. It was a debo-type order. Then, he introduces my brother but says that he feels led to worship some more, so he speaks in tongues for like 5 minutes straight and keeps saying that he feels God doing something and stop thinking about what you have to do after the call, etc.... right now, stop what you're doing and worship God, I feel the anointing, etc.... then he breaks out in ANOTHER song (which he actually sang instead of playing). Then a lady on the call starts harmonizing, but the timing is off... just major disaster.
It's 10:49 and the guy is still exhorting.... This started at 10:00 on time. IT'S A PHONE CALL!!!!!!!! YOU DON'T NEED PRELIMINARIES! OMG.