Current Status Thread!

[LaylaMonroe]

You guys are really making me laugh today, and you really have no idea how badly I need to laugh.

I thank you so much. Sincerely. Tears as I type. Thank you.

[nessalynn77]

That would be a good business idea. People could hire you to come and slap others for them. It'd be like sending a telegram, but instead of singing, you'd be slapping. We could have locations stationed all across the country for faster delivery of the slap.

Let me go copyright that.

And SYVM (Smack You Very Much) Inc. was born...

CC me pls.  thks.

side-eye... Err... it's 123-456789.  Don't forget the hyphen or it won't work.

[Arkhams Finest]

And SYVM (Smack You Very Much) Inc. was born... side-eye... Err... it's 123-456789.  Don't forget the hyphen or it won't work.

 

[MissMusic04]

That would be a good business idea. People could hire you to come and slap others for them. It'd be like sending a telegram, but instead of singing, you'd be slapping. We could have locations stationed all across the country for faster delivery of the slap.

Let me go copyright that.

First customer!!!

Do you do discounts for multiple slaps in one location or do I have to pay full price for each one?

EDIT:

*_________________________________________________________* @ SYVM! I just lost it!! Can't breathe!

[Arkhams Finest]

First customer!!!

Do you do discounts for multiple slaps in one location or do I have to pay full price for each one?
EDIT:

*_________________________________________________________* @ SYVM! I just lost it!! Can't breathe!

Good question.

Another question; can I have a message delivered with the smack?

For Example:

"This is for taking Robert's chicken tenders out of the microwave at work"

[LaylaMonroe]

*______________________________________________ ______________________________________*

[nessalynn77]

I think we gotta charge per slap, in order to cover the overhead, like assault charges and what not...

You'll have to talk to Teej to be sure, but I think each hit (literally, "hit") can include a message of five words or less.  Syllable slaps should come as a combo deal... like:

I'm *slap*
sick *slap*
and *slap*
tired *slap*
of *slap*
your *slap*
She *slap*
nan *slap*
i *slap*
gins *slap*

[MissMusic04]

Good question.

Another question; can I have a message delivered with the smack?

For Example: "This is for taking Robert's chicken tenders out of the microwave at work"

*holding stomach* and

[sjonathan02]

+1

[sjonathan02]

I think we gotta charge per slap, in order to cover the overhead, like assault charges and what not...

You'll have to talk to Teej to be sure, but I think each hit (literally, "hit") can include a message of five words or less.  Syllable slaps should come as a combo deal... like:

I'm *slap*
sick *slap*
and *slap*
tired *slap*
of *slap*
your *slap*
She *slap*
nan *slap*
i *slap*
gins *slap*

Yo, that had to take a good minute to type out. 

[nessalynn77]

Yo, that had to take a good minute to type out. 

See, the trick is to copy "*slap*" and then CTRL+V after every syllable. 

[LaylaMonroe]

See, the trick is to copy "*slap*" and then CTRL+V after every syllable. 

I was gonna say that.

[Arkhams Finest]

"This is for coming in to work with the Pneumonic plague."

[nessalynn77]

LOL! 

Just found out I moved from the 6th best run state to the 5th from the bottom of the same list.  Whomp. 

[sjonathan02]

See, the trick is to copy "*slap*" and then CTRL+V after every syllable. 

I see. Good to know.

[LaylaMonroe]

Okay seriously, IT?? I can shop on Amazon, watch videos on YouTube, FB, LGM and tweet.... but I can't go to Ticketmaster and see what's going on for my birthday?? Seriously???? UGH!!!! Such idiots!

[nessalynn77]

Note to self:  Do not annoy LaRue today.  She's waiting to unleash the fullness of her fury on some poor unsuspecting soul.

[Arkhams Finest]

Okay seriously, IT?? I can shop on Amazon, watch videos on YouTube, FB, LGM and tweet.... but I can't go to Ticketmaster and see what's going on for my birthday?? Seriously???? UGH!!!! Such idiots!

Wow, really?  They're MUCH more strict where I am.

[SirTJ]

Speaking of Ticketmaster, did anyone else get an email talking about some sort of settlement claim with them?

[LaylaMonroe]

I didn't. But can somebody with access please check and see what's going on in ATL the weekend of the 9th? Thanks.