...when you are hungry, and throw some food in the microwave, it beeps to let you know your food is hot... You sit down and start eating to find out that its still cold in the middle.
...when you are singing in the choir and some fool who hardly knows the note turns around and sings 'his' note in your face and makes it obvious to the congregation that someone back there is off key, but it is really that person that keeps turning towards you....
...when you are driving on the highway and the perason is applying the brake every ten seconds, and you go around them, and no one is in front of them for atleast ten miles... and when you get on the side of them, they are on the phone, texting or something...
...when you run home after work to go to the bathroom, and you barey make it, trying to get the belt loose, and pants down, releive yourself, and find that there is NO TOILET PAPER
...when someone you rarely see or talk to asks you for money.....
...when the weather man says its gonna snow, and then you put on boots, a scarf and thermals, and its 63 degrees with abundant sunshine outside.....
...when you a you go to the grocery store to shop, and prepare to cook the most magnificent meal, only to get home and find that all of your groceries are not in the bag...
...when McDonalds make you pull under a tree cause the fries aint ready yet..........
