As some may know I am always trying to learn something. Youwould not believe what I have learned about the MULLET TODAY.
SORRY BUT THIS IS NOT ONLY FUNNY BUT AMAZING. THIS IS DIVERSITY AT IT'S BEST RIGHT HERE
THE CLASSIC MULLET
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classic mullet: this specimen is a clear demonstration of a classic mullet. Note how this mullet proudly displays his exotic plumage while in a menacing stance. Classic indeed. The mesh tank-top, digital watch, silver chain all add points to this fine specimen's overall look and mulletude.
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mullatino or meximullet: a person of Latin or Chicano descent adorning a mullet. This happens to be one of my favorite mullet pictures, I like the streamlined, smooth look, and the absence of sideburns. Some mullatinos like to accessorize their mullets with snakeskin boots, big ol' belt buckles, silk shirts (with rooster prints) and colored jeans.
most mullatinos are friendly, family folk--with a passion por lambada--the forbidden dance. or something.
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aussiemullet: Apparently these guys are like gods in Australia. I don't quite understand how "Aussie Rules" Football came about, but I believe it had something to do with governmental genetics experiments during the late 70's.
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Skullet-this subspecies of mullet refuses to let go of its cherished plumage. Too many years of Pabst Blue Ribbon and 7-11 hookers have made this mullet confused and nonsensical. What isn't on top, it more than makes up for in the back. It keeps its locks locked-up in a ponytail for good luck and to keep the chicks hot.
26. redrobinmullet: A subspecies of mulleticusrattailicusfeminis, the red robin mullet displays her vibrant mane when in search of a mate.
Other times of the year, her mullet is drab and gray, but if you see one at the right time of the year, you're in for a treat.
I'M TRYING TO STOP BUT I JUST CAN'T.....I'M GONNA GET KICKED OFF OF LGM 
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snakemullet: when cornered by a predator with no chance of survival nor escape, the snakemullet will whip his tightly braided mullet of death in a frenzied manner for around 5 minutes, then curl up in the fetal position and rock back and forth (a la gn'r "don't cry" video).
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Frolet:Mysterious. Not much is known about this rare mullet.
This archive photo was taken in 1921 and is believed to be the only picture of a true frolet in existence.
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2tonePermFeatherMullet: yet another rare breed captured by members of the mullitia. note how the strong, black mullet is blended seamlessly into the grey bangs to form a unique display of machismo and sensitivity. it is thought that through this technique, the mullet can expand it's breeding potential from whoever they can get drunk to a wide variety of females spanning ages 12-84.
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fubuskullet: FUBU is and acronym for "For us, by us." of course, the word "us" could have a variety of meanings, but i don't think this is what they had in mind.
note the mustache (molestache) and the generally unkempt, fuzzy/greasy, random facial hair.
this particular breed seems to be adept at lying to girls about his career in the auto-security industry in order to get a taste of some...
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trailermullet; subspecies: colorado avalanche: during it's larval stage, the trailermullet observes the behavior of those in its community in order to develop the many survival skills associated with its breed. after this stinky species is well schooled in the basic skills any proper mullet should know:
OK ** cough* ** choke** I HAVE TO STOP BEFORE I THROW UP MY FOOD. I HAVE EVERYONE COMING TO MY DOOR ASKING ME WHATS WRONG!!!! (I am cryin over here. There are so many variences it's just incredible!!!
HAAAAHHHHAAAHHAAAHHAAA!!!
JUST BE HONEST: You had no idea how deep the mulletology went!
