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>>>>> CHAIR THROWING THREAD <<<<<<
« on: January 20, 2007, 11:07:43 AM »

Rules...

1. you can throw a chair to whatever/whoever is frustrating you!

2. when you throw it you must use ** to show who or what you are throwing it at

3. have fun!!!



*throws a chair at my cell phone bill....pah verizon*
To get something I've never had.... I have to do something I've never done. *Salvation will pay off*

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Re: >>>>> CHAIR THROWING THREAD <<<<<<
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2007, 11:10:58 AM »

Rules...

1. you can throw a chair to whatever/whoever is frustrating you!

2. when you throw it you must use ** to show who or what you are throwing it at

3. have fun!!!



*throws a chair at my cell phone bill....pah verizon*

YOUR cell phone bill isn't Verizon's fault! What kind of features do you have, how long do you talk, etc. That's all YOU, girl!  :D



If you stop tryin' to download all the pics you use on LGM for wallpaper, maybe your bill wouldn't be so high!  ;) ;D
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Re: >>>>> CHAIR THROWING THREAD <<<<<<
« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2007, 11:13:00 AM »
If you stop tryin' to download all the pics you use on LGM for wallpaper, maybe your bill wouldn't be so high!  ;) ;D


it was just an example....

*throws a chair at sjohn for being sarcastic*
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Re: >>>>> CHAIR THROWING THREAD <<<<<<
« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2007, 11:16:46 AM »

it was just an example....

*throws a chair at sjohn for being sarcastic*


*ducks chair*

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Re: >>>>> CHAIR THROWING THREAD <<<<<<
« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2007, 02:10:59 PM »
Hmmmmm, this is very tempting cuz I would like to throw a chair at a certain someone (well, 2 someones), but this is supposed to be a Christian site.
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Re: >>>>> CHAIR THROWING THREAD <<<<<<
« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2007, 02:54:00 PM »
*throwing a chair at T-Block*

Just because

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Re: >>>>> CHAIR THROWING THREAD <<<<<<
« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2007, 04:52:47 PM »
*throwing a chair at T-Block*

Just because


ARRRGGGHHH, why I oughta.....  never mind, vengeance is mine saith the Lord. ;D
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Re: >>>>> CHAIR THROWING THREAD <<<<<<
« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2007, 05:24:47 PM »
*Throwing a chair at BIG TYYYYYME*

Cause he playin incognegro.....

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Re: >>>>> CHAIR THROWING THREAD <<<<<<
« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2007, 09:15:37 PM »
*Throwing a chair at BIG TYYYYYME*

Cause he playin incognegro.....


(Rolling out the rack of extra chairs on wheels for programs)

Bill collecters who keep calling even after I tell you I aint got it.

My ex girlfriend (Lord forgive me, but she deserve it)

Another one at her.

My former supervisor that "eliminated my position"

The person that invented Barney

All of those people on American Idol that think they can really sing, and they really can't.

New York (from Flavor of Love)

Two at her mother(looking like Eddie Winslow from "Family Matters")

Paris Hilton

All of those late-night infomercial people(next time you watch one, just imagine a chair flying on the set)

Mike Tyson(for losing all of that money)

Britney Spears(sit down somewhere)

Beyonce(just to make T-Block mad)



Oh, I'm out of chairs.  I'll be back as soon as I get some more.











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Re: >>>>> CHAIR THROWING THREAD <<<<<<
« Reply #9 on: January 20, 2007, 09:32:57 PM »
*throws a chair at my cell phone bill....pah verizon*

Throwing chair with ya! ;D

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Re: >>>>> CHAIR THROWING THREAD <<<<<<
« Reply #10 on: January 21, 2007, 07:00:31 AM »

Beyonce(just to make T-Block mad)


Dang, I'm hurt.  Yall really know how to cut a brotha. ;D
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Re: >>>>> CHAIR THROWING THREAD <<<<<<
« Reply #11 on: January 31, 2007, 04:17:22 PM »
*Throws about six chairs at these thorns>:( >:(

It doesn't take a scientist...  8) 8)

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Re: >>>>> CHAIR THROWING THREAD <<<<<<
« Reply #12 on: January 31, 2007, 04:59:09 PM »
(Rolling out the rack of extra chairs on wheels for programs)

Bill collecters who keep calling even after I tell you I aint got it.

My ex girlfriend (Lord forgive me, but she deserve it)

Another one at her.

My former supervisor that "eliminated my position"

The person that invented Barney

All of those people on American Idol that think they can really sing, and they really can't.

New York (from Flavor of Love)

Two at her mother(looking like Eddie Winslow from "Family Matters")

Paris Hilton

All of those late-night infomercial people(next time you watch one, just imagine a chair flying on the set)

Mike Tyson(for losing all of that money)

Britney Spears(sit down somewhere)

Beyonce(just to make T-Block mad)



Oh, I'm out of chairs.  I'll be back as soon as I get some more.












That was SOOOOO Funny!!!

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Re: >>>>> CHAIR THROWING THREAD <<<<<<
« Reply #13 on: January 31, 2007, 05:08:36 PM »
*Throws about six chairs at these thorns>:( >:(

It doesn't take a scientist...  8) 8)

There there.....get it all out.  :)
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Re: >>>>> CHAIR THROWING THREAD <<<<<<
« Reply #14 on: January 31, 2007, 05:12:25 PM »
Man Just in time

Throwin a chair at

Adam - cause he was a punk should have told his woman to put dat apple down ;D

George Clinton - cause i dont want no more of his funky old tail trying to do concerts

Kim Burell - cause she make me mad. I take 1 step she takes 97 I'm neva gonna catch unless i bust her upside da head with a chair ;D


Sj - cause I know he would forgive me


Anbody who eats pickled pigs feet Yuck!!! - cause it's the lesser of two evils


My little Sister - spoiled rotten gets on my last  nerve ( unless you have a little sister...shut up and stick to your own siblings rivalries) ;D


Bill Walton - he just talks too much



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Re: >>>>> CHAIR THROWING THREAD <<<<<<
« Reply #15 on: January 31, 2007, 05:31:32 PM »
At the " should a divorced or single man be the head pastor of a church" Thread - just because ;D

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Re: >>>>> CHAIR THROWING THREAD <<<<<<
« Reply #16 on: January 31, 2007, 06:06:13 PM »
*throws chair at my alarm clock for letting me oversleep*


looking right at me and dont wake me up.....
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Re: >>>>> CHAIR THROWING THREAD <<<<<<
« Reply #17 on: January 31, 2007, 06:24:59 PM »
There there.....get it all out.  :)

It's just that this new-age other white meat... ;)

At the " should a divorced or single man be the head pastor of a church" Thread - just because ;D

*Simultaneously throws a racc of chairs at the "What Do You Wear..." Thread* >:( >:( 

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Re: >>>>> CHAIR THROWING THREAD <<<<<<
« Reply #18 on: February 01, 2007, 10:12:06 AM »
*Throws a chair at the ATM machine for being an habitual liar*

*Takes a chair from the furniture section of Super W@(- Mart and walks through (shoppers moving there carts like moses parting the red sea) the store and throws the chair down the cereal isle for over charging people for all of the healthy cereals.  i.e Honeynut Cheerios*  >:(

*Walk back to the baby section of same store and pick up gliding rocking chair, goes back to the food side while holy ghost cussin, and throws the chair down the bread isle for not having any Pepperidge Farm Sweet Buttermilk.  Great Value bread got my bologna sandwich tastin all of balance* >:( >:(

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Re: >>>>> CHAIR THROWING THREAD <<<<<<
« Reply #19 on: February 01, 2007, 10:24:57 AM »

Rules...

1. you can throw a chair to whatever/whoever is frustrating you!

2. when you throw it you must use ** to show who or what you are throwing it at

3. have fun!!!



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Throwing chair with ya! ;D
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