Man Laws

[Docdb04]

Unless under extreme circumstances...never shall a man ride with another man on a motorcycle

If your wife/girl has a bike (Especially sport bikes), never shall a man ride on the back.

 

[Mysteryman]

I let a woman cut my hair once. My man card was suspended for at least a day because she messed me up. lol It was the university barber/hair shop. I think was trying to get a cheap cut.

[B_X]

I let a woman cut my hair once. My man card was suspended for at least a day because she messed me up. lol It was the university barber/hair shop. I think was trying to get a cheap cut.

Thats cause you didn't come to me

Under no circumstances should a man drink a beverage with his pinky out.

[berbie]

Unless a man has biological kids (more than 1 child), he shall under no circumstances purchase a minivan...

Man Law:   Don't let other people fake you out.  If you need or like a van,  buy one.  Tell anyone who doesn't like it to ------.

[cordney]

Thats cause you didn't come to me

Under no circumstances should a man drick a beverage with his pinky out.

Don't judge me!!!

[berbie]

Done, Sketch

[phbrown]

Done, Sketch

ROFL

[B_X]

Under NO circumstances should a man be driving down the street blasting Beyonce's "Love on Top..."  just saw this man driving down Aramingo Ave in Philly, and it was a definite violation of ALL man codes.

[B_X]

Never should a man taste some of another mans ice cream off of his cone... Whether with a spoon or whatever, you should just ask for a sample, or get your own

[under13]

Under NO circumstances should a man be driving down the street blasting Beyonce's "Love on Top..."  just saw this man driving down Aramingo Ave in Philly, and it was a definite violation of ALL man codes.

That's the best sounding single that she's had in years. It can't be worse than a dude bumping "Single Ladies".

[under13]

A man should not be caught watching Bridezilla.

[sjonathan02]

Under NO circumstances should a man be driving down the street blasting Beyonce's "Love on Top..."  just saw this man driving down Aramingo Ave in Philly, and it was a definite violation of ALL man codes.

Uh, I'm going to have to disagree with ya on this one.  It's actually a Beyonce song I like.

And, not being a man, how would you know 'ALL man codes'?

[under13]

And, not being a man, how would you know 'ALL man codes'?

Women these days better know the man codes, or they'll end up like Terry McMillian and marrying a queen.

[Arkhams Finest]

Uh, I'm going to have to disagree with ya on this one.  It's actually a Beyonce song I like.

And, not being a man, how would you know 'ALL man codes'?

Looks like B_X has brothers under strict observation.   

[THE WOLFMAN]

mebbe kinda like how Batman keeps kryptonite in his belt "just in case", The Baptist Avenger knows the laws "just in case".....of what, i dunno....

[SirTJ]

Uh, I'm going to have to disagree with ya on this one.  It's actually a Beyonce song I like.

+1

That song jams.

[LaylaMonroe]

Women these days better know the man codes, or they'll end up like Terry McMillian and marrying a queen.

[malthumb]

Man Law V-Dub101:

Driving a VW New Beetle or Cabrio may result in a meeting before the Man Law Court of Proper Conduct.  Repeated violations could result in suspension and / or fines.

Use of the in-dash flower vase while driving the New Beetle will result in shredding of your Man Card at the point of violation.  Color and / or fragrance of the flower in question will determine whether or not you will be required to eat the card shreddings.

[T-Block]

+1

That song jams.

This, especially all the modulations. She sung the heck outta that song!

[B_X]

SJon never ceases to amaze me... I almost thought you were calling me a dude... LMBO. I am in tune with guys... And as for the song, he was snapping his fingers and singing out loud... That is an infringement of the law I'm sure...