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Offline T-Block

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #840 on: April 30, 2010, 08:42:29 AM »
Quote from: SirTJ on April 29, 2010, 01:57:18 PM
Oh, and if the song "Hypnotize" by Notorious BIG doesn't make you feel at least 1% more gangster than you did before, something has malfunctioned.

HAHAHAHAHAHA, 1% more gangster.
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #841 on: April 30, 2010, 01:41:30 PM »
Due to this post

Quote from: phbrown on April 22, 2010, 12:18:02 PM



I lost my man card and received this in the mail



I am writing today because I have installed a undercabinet microwave and using my power tools installed the necessary duct work to vent said microwave outside and recently replaced my steering column without a instruction manual.


I just want everyone to know I am on the prowl to pass this card on so I can get my man card back



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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #842 on: April 30, 2010, 02:03:02 PM »
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #843 on: April 30, 2010, 04:39:04 PM »
Man Law:

If you must address someone with "HEY".  It must not last longer than a 16th note/semiquaver.

A quick hey will do.  Heeeeeeeeeey or anything of the like is unacceptable.  Likewise, "hiiiiiiiiiii" is unacceptable
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #844 on: April 30, 2010, 04:53:32 PM »
Quote from: Hasmonean1 on April 30, 2010, 04:39:04 PM
Man Law:

If you must address someone with "HEY".  It must not last longer than a 16th note/semiquaver.

A quick hey will do.  Heeeeeeeeeey or anything of the like is unacceptable.  Likewise, "hiiiiiiiiiii" is unacceptable

Ummmm.................................. ..













 :D :-\ :-[
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #845 on: April 30, 2010, 04:56:03 PM »
LOL!
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #846 on: April 30, 2010, 06:17:06 PM »
Quote from: Hasmonean1 on April 30, 2010, 04:39:04 PM
Man Law:

If you must address someone with "HEY".  It must not last longer than a 16th note/semiquaver.

A quick hey will do.  Heeeeeeeeeey or anything of the like is unacceptable.  Likewise, "hiiiiiiiiiii" is unacceptable
indeed.

If one must use an extended vowel, they shall use 'yooooooooo' .
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #847 on: April 30, 2010, 06:29:15 PM »
You're in the supermarket checkout line.  National Enquirer....Soap Opera Digest......Lady's Home Quarterly.....Elle   Do I really need to elaborate?  Just follow the Law.
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #848 on: April 30, 2010, 06:39:52 PM »
Okay before y'all post a doggone nother man law, y'all need to take ya little brother in a conference room somewhere and have a little talk. Apparently, he chronically breaks the man laws, and this could be a problem. Help him out before it's everlasting too late. (And if you can't help him, at least tell him to stop admitting to stuff when he's not even on the witness stand. Teach lil bruh about the fifth amendment, somebody, please. I think that's brotherhood duty, isn't it???)
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #849 on: April 30, 2010, 06:53:02 PM »
Man Law: Thou shalt not calleth thyselfeth a DIVA. Someone needs to pull this guy to the side and let him know.
"Can A Man Be A Diva II" Cassietta Lerone Baker - Sacred Scroll VIII
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #850 on: April 30, 2010, 06:55:17 PM »
Quote from: OleJ on April 30, 2010, 06:53:02 PM
Man Law: Thou shalt not calleth thyselfeth a DIVA. Someone needs to pull this guy to the side and let him know.
"Can A Man Be A Diva II" Cassietta Lerone Baker - Sacred Scroll VIII


AW, SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOL NO.
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #851 on: April 30, 2010, 10:39:10 PM »
okay guys...what's your take on Dove Soap???
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #852 on: April 30, 2010, 11:04:38 PM »
Quote from: Gibby on April 30, 2010, 10:39:10 PM
okay guys...what's your take on Dove Soap???

I've never found myself in a situation to make me say "Man, you smell like "etc..." brand soap!" If you're that close that you can smell soap, you're probably breaking the personal space law.
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #853 on: April 30, 2010, 11:09:49 PM »
I thought guys could only use Lever 2000?  :-\ ?/? Well, I know the white guys can use Irish Spring, and NYers can use black soap... but I think that's it, isn't it?
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #854 on: April 30, 2010, 11:23:26 PM »
Lol, wow!! i cant believe this thread is still going strong. 
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #855 on: May 01, 2010, 12:10:40 AM »
Quote from: LaRue1212 on April 30, 2010, 11:09:49 PM
I thought guys could only use Lever 2000?  :-\ ?/? Well, I know the white guys can use Irish Spring, and NYers can use black soap... but I think that's it, isn't it?

We still have segregated soap. Dr. King's dream has yet to be realized! ;D
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #856 on: May 01, 2010, 05:52:14 AM »
Quote from: Gibby on April 30, 2010, 10:39:10 PM
okay guys...what's your take on Dove Soap???

Dude, I use whatever soap is in da bathroom. All that matters is you get clean.

Quote from: OleJ on April 30, 2010, 11:04:38 PM
I've never found myself in a situation to make me say "Man, you smell like "etc..." brand soap!" If you're that close that you can smell soap, you're probably breaking the personal space law.

This.
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #857 on: May 01, 2010, 07:58:14 AM »
Quote from: LaRue1212 on April 30, 2010, 11:09:49 PM
I thought guys could only use Lever 2000?  :-\ ?/? Well, I know the white guys can use Irish Spring, and NYers can use black soap... but I think that's it, isn't it?


lever 2000, and black soap!!! Pleasssseeeeeee I use well I got to smell good but not no lady soap.... LOL

There is a MAN Law for smelling bad.... Page 3784 section A43 half way down the page... in bold print..

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #858 on: May 01, 2010, 07:58:41 AM »
Quote from: sixstringpoet on April 30, 2010, 11:23:26 PM
Lol, wow!! i cant believe this thread is still going strong. 

This
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #859 on: May 02, 2010, 10:41:00 PM »
Quote from: THE WOLFMAN on April 28, 2010, 10:25:34 PM

ok.


Was he a gay marine, or was he a gay mariiiiiiiiiine<insert JazzHands here>

with my beliefs as a preface, if dude wanna goto boot camp and shout OORAH, go do you. just make sure you can shoot the weapons when its game time. in battle, I aint gonna care.

Now if you a flame, thats a different thing.



Dude was an MP too! and was like:




...but in a Marine uniform!

Bah.

...but anyway.

...Oh....The kicker: His last name is "Plummer". ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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