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Offline LaylaMonroe

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #820 on: April 29, 2010, 11:29:26 AM »
LOL!!!!
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #821 on: April 29, 2010, 11:55:10 AM »
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #822 on: April 29, 2010, 12:24:45 PM »
up for debate...can 3 guys go out to lunch to get ice cream???
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #823 on: April 29, 2010, 12:29:39 PM »
Quote from: Gibby on April 29, 2010, 12:24:45 PM
up for debate...can 3 guys go out to lunch to get ice cream???
First of all, ice cream isn't lunch.  2nd- Heck no!
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #824 on: April 29, 2010, 12:33:51 PM »
Quote from: lordluvr on April 29, 2010, 12:29:39 PM
First of all, ice cream isn't lunch.  2nd- Heck no!

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #825 on: April 29, 2010, 12:45:53 PM »
Quote from: lordluvr on April 29, 2010, 12:29:39 PM
First of all, ice cream isn't lunch.  2nd- Heck no!

What about 3 guys going to a restaurant for dinner?......lol!
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #826 on: April 29, 2010, 12:57:17 PM »
Quote from: Gibby on April 29, 2010, 12:24:45 PM
up for debate...can 3 guys go out to lunch to get ice cream???

Yes.  Especially if the discussion will be related to business, sports, beer, or other Man Topics

Quote from: Gibby on April 29, 2010, 12:24:45 PM
up for debate...can 3 guys go out to lunch to get ice cream???

Please leave your Man Card with security as you exit the building
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #827 on: April 29, 2010, 12:59:50 PM »
Quote from: churchyreal on April 29, 2010, 12:45:53 PM
What about 3 guys going to a restaurant for dinner?......lol!

A business meeting? Or at a sports bar? Or the men's ministry at a small church?
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #828 on: April 29, 2010, 01:00:01 PM »
ROFL @ This thread!
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #829 on: April 29, 2010, 01:15:08 PM »
Man law:

Ignorance of all these laws is no excuse.
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #830 on: April 29, 2010, 01:16:20 PM »
Quote from: phbrown on April 29, 2010, 12:59:50 PM
A business meeting? Or at a sports bar? Or the men's ministry at a small church?

All the above.....lol!
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #831 on: April 29, 2010, 01:18:40 PM »
Quote from: malthumb on April 29, 2010, 12:57:17 PM
Yes.  Especially if the discussion will be related to business, sports, beer, or other Man Topics

Please leave your Man Card with security as you exit the building




I second these additions to MAN LAWS......The revised book will be out soon...
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Offline SirTJ

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #832 on: April 29, 2010, 01:55:54 PM »
Men should not be using the term "boo" regularly. With your girl, sure...maybe with your lady friends...but everyday, general usage is a no-no.

And a man shouldn't spend hours standing in front of a mirror taking pictures of himself in different poses. Come on now.
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #833 on: April 29, 2010, 01:57:18 PM »
Oh, and if the song "Hypnotize" by Notorious BIG doesn't make you feel at least 1% more gangster than you did before, something has malfunctioned.
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #834 on: April 29, 2010, 02:10:47 PM »
Quote from: SirTJ on April 29, 2010, 01:57:18 PM
Oh, and if the song "NOTORIUS THUGS" by Notorious BIG doesn't make you feel at least 1% more gangster than you did before, something has malfunctioned.

That's better...and yes I agree  ;D
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #835 on: April 29, 2010, 02:20:47 PM »
Quote from: SirTJ on April 29, 2010, 01:57:18 PM
Oh, and if the song "The Ten Crack Commandments" by Notorious BIG doesn't make you feel at least 1% more gangster than you did before, something has malfunctioned.

Ha! Thats more like it.

AYE!!    :D

But truth be told, the instrumental to "Hypnotize" will change the way you walk!

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #836 on: April 29, 2010, 02:25:12 PM »
Quote from: churchyreal on April 29, 2010, 01:16:20 PM
All the above.....lol!

Quote from: malthumb on April 29, 2010, 12:57:17 PM
Yes.  Especially if the discussion will be related to business, sports, beer, or other Man Topics
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #837 on: April 29, 2010, 10:12:34 PM »
Another Law: Your neck should not even be CAPABLE of moving in the following way:


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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #838 on: April 29, 2010, 10:55:37 PM »
Quote from: 3rd-Day on April 29, 2010, 02:20:47 PM

But truth be told, the instrumental to "Hypnotize" will change the way you walk!



oh you mean "Rise" by Chuck Mangione....?
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #839 on: April 29, 2010, 11:07:00 PM »
Quote from: THE WOLFMAN on April 29, 2010, 10:55:37 PM
oh you mean "Rise" by Chuck Mangione....?

Herb Alpert?
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