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Offline Gibby

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #480 on: December 04, 2006, 10:56:33 AM »
Quote from: sjonathan02 on December 04, 2006, 10:46:16 AM

This IS a sad, sad day.  :(





HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #481 on: December 04, 2006, 10:57:34 AM »
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #482 on: December 04, 2006, 11:00:01 AM »
We still may be able to save 'em....

"CODE: 99... STAT!!!!"


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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #483 on: December 04, 2006, 11:09:00 AM »
Quote from: 1cutey4u on December 04, 2006, 09:21:31 AM
See thats the problem some mean are so stuck on image when it comes to getting personal things for us...We all know that you don't use them so whats the big hang up....I'm glad my husband is not on that image stuff if I ask he would go get them for me with out hesitation.....

MAN BILL (NOT LAW YET)

A MAN WILL ONLY DO SOMETHING WITHOUT HESITATION ONLY FOR HIS MOTHER, AT HIS DISCRETION.
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #484 on: December 04, 2006, 11:11:06 AM »
Quote from: Gibby on December 04, 2006, 11:09:00 AM
MAN BILL (NOT LAW YET)

A MAN WILL ONLY DO SOMETHING WITHOUT HESITATION ONLY FOR HIS MOTHER, AT HIS DISCRETION.

LOL....... Hang up #300
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #485 on: December 04, 2006, 11:13:45 AM »
Quote from: NJTheBishopAnderson on December 04, 2006, 11:00:01 AM
We still may be able to save 'em....

"CODE: 99... STAT!!!!"





As soon as she said "Without Hesitation"......

He's basically being kept alive to buy feminine products, bring home his paycheck every week, and take her to movies starring Reese Witherspoon and Julia Roberts.   :(

Can Somebody say "Legally Blonde"?
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #486 on: December 04, 2006, 11:21:43 AM »
Quote from: TheVeteran on December 04, 2006, 11:13:45 AM
As soon as she said "Without Hesitation"......

He's basically being kept alive to buy feminine products, bring home his paycheck every week, and take her to movies starring Reese Witherspoon and Julia Roberts.   :(

Can Somebody say "Legally Blonde"?


NEXT THING YOU KNOW HE'LL HAVE ONE OF THESE:

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #487 on: December 04, 2006, 11:31:07 AM »
Quote from: Gibby on December 04, 2006, 11:21:43 AM
NEXT THING YOU KNOW HE'LL HAVE ONE OF THESE:





 :o :o :oOH NO!!! NOT ONE OF THOSE!!!!
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #488 on: December 04, 2006, 11:32:22 AM »
what do the MAN LAWS say about Mary Kay stuff  ?/? ?/?
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #489 on: December 04, 2006, 11:40:01 AM »
Quote from: Gibby on December 04, 2006, 11:32:22 AM
what do the MAN LAWS say about Mary Kay stuff  ?/? ?/?

ROTFLOL!!!!! You got me in tears here..... My goodness..... ya'll are a mess.
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #490 on: December 04, 2006, 11:41:15 AM »
Quote from: Gibby on December 04, 2006, 11:32:22 AM
what do the MAN LAWS say about Mary Kay stuff  ?/? ?/?

MaryKay actually produces Men's Colognes too (I had one called "Domain"), so that's a tough call.

I say if you get a Men's product it's ok.

But if you're buying Foundations, Concealers, and Anti-Aging Creams, you have CROSSED THE LINE. 
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #491 on: December 04, 2006, 11:45:53 AM »
Quote from: TheVeteran on December 04, 2006, 11:41:15 AM
MaryKay actually produces Men's Colognes too (I had one called "Domain"), so that's a tough call.

I say if you get a Men's product it's ok.

But if you're buying Foundations, Concealers, and Anti-Aging Creams, you have CROSSED THE LINE. 

oh okay.  My gf mom wanted to put some kinda MASK on me.  and I quickly replied NO NA'AM!!  I didn't wanna feel...well...you know.

as long as it's man stuff it's okay.  got it  8)
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #492 on: December 04, 2006, 11:53:31 AM »
Quote from: Gibby on December 04, 2006, 11:45:53 AM
oh okay.  My gf mom wanted to put some kinda MASK on me.  and I quickly replied NO NA'AM!!


We're proud of you!  Keep fighting the good fight.

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #493 on: December 04, 2006, 02:27:06 PM »
Quote from: sjonathan02 on December 04, 2006, 10:28:38 AM


Yea, and next he'll be putting a tiny umbrella in his beer




RED ALERT, RED ALERT!!!

CALLING ALL MEN!!!

WE'VE GOT A LOST ONE, FELLAS!!


LET'S MOUNT UP!!!  ;D ;D ;D









HE IS NOT LOST!!!!!!  HE IS SECURE IN HIS MANHOOD AND IF HIS WIFE NEEDS SOMETHING THEN HE WILL GET IT FOR HER....


And for the others that feel he is a loss cause and he only do things for his mother without hesitation ...when a man marries he leaves moms nest and the WIFE becomes first... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #494 on: December 04, 2006, 02:37:54 PM »
Quote from: 1cutey4u on December 04, 2006, 02:27:06 PM
HE IS NOT LOST!!!!!!  HE IS SECURE IN HIS MANHOOD AND IF HIS WIFE NEEDS SOMETHING THEN HE WILL GET IT FOR HER....

1cutey4u:    YOU ARE SECURE IN YOUR MANHOOD, AND IF I NEED SOMETHING, YOU WILL GET IT FOR ME!!!

Husband:     Yes dear
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #495 on: December 04, 2006, 02:57:11 PM »
Quote from: TheVeteran on December 04, 2006, 02:37:54 PM

1cutey4u:    YOU ARE SECURE IN YOUR MANHOOD, AND IF I NEED SOMETHING, YOU WILL GET IT FOR ME!!!

Husband:     Yes dear



Nope...you ain't funny  :-[ not even like that....It's call LOVE ...because when the shoe is on the other foot I do for him...
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #496 on: December 04, 2006, 02:58:58 PM »
Quote from: 1cutey4u on December 04, 2006, 02:27:06 PM
when a man marries he leaves moms nest and the WIFE becomes first... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Actually, God should still be first no matter what.  So, the husband/wife should be second.
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #497 on: December 04, 2006, 03:05:57 PM »
Quote from: 1cutey4u on December 04, 2006, 02:57:11 PM

Nope...you ain't funny  :-[ not even like that....It's call LOVE ...because when the shoe is on the other foot I do for him...

Well, first of all I'm HILARIOUS.   ;)

Secondly, take it easy!  Don't take things so seriously!
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #498 on: December 04, 2006, 03:15:57 PM »
Quote from: TheVeteran on December 04, 2006, 03:05:57 PM
Well, first of all I'm HILARIOUS.   ;)

Secondly, take it easy!  Don't take things so seriously!

Never took it serious at all.... ;D ;D ;)


And God is in first in our household ...when I said first i meant in the sense me then his mother when it came to doing some things without hesitation....
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #499 on: December 04, 2006, 04:58:13 PM »
Quote from: TheVeteran on December 04, 2006, 02:37:54 PM

1cutey4u:    YOU ARE SECURE IN YOUR MANHOOD, AND IF I NEED SOMETHING, YOU WILL GET IT FOR ME!!!

Husband:     Yes dear


YOU KILLIN' ME VET!!!!

 :D :D :D :D :D :D
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