Man Laws

[Keys410]

Hey B.... Can I borrow your Soul Glo tonight...I am trying to go to this Jonathon Nelson Concert tonight and I gotta look silky smooth...

[sjonathan02]

LOL!!! my brother, you wanna take this outside?

GO 'HEAD, DEN!!! AIN'T NOBODY SCURRED!!



AINT NOTHING BETWEEN US BUT cyber SPACE and OPPORTUNITY 

[B_XALTED]

LOL..... Space. Thats right.

[THE WOLFMAN]

I guess that goes hand in hand with not buying a woman’s “personal” items from the drug store....

I asked my brother to do that for me one time, and he looked at me like it was a blasphemous request... Like it was an abomination to the man god... LOL... I mean, get over yourselves... LOL.....A woman would NEVER have a problem with going to buy some of your necessities... EVER, cause we are secure like that. MamaT was right, ya'll got some of the weirdest hang ups.

We.....aint GOT no necessities.......

[THE WOLFMAN]

AINT NOTHING BETWEEN US BUT cyber SPACE and OPPORTUNITY 

Wow, that's straight ol' skool street talk rite thurr....

[TheVeteran]

Hey B.... Can I borrow your Soul Glo tonight...I am trying to go to this Jonathon Nelson Concert tonight and I gotta look silky smooth...

Go KEEEEYS!  GO KEEEEEEYS

[LyricTenor]

Go KEEEEYS!  GO KEEEEEEYS

 

Somebody go put this $10 on my air.  It's in my mama name!

[T-Block]

Man law:  never, under any circumstances, hold a woman's purse for her!

What if you mom asked you to hold her purse, would u tell her no?

[THE WOLFMAN]

What if you mom asked you to hold her purse, would u tell her no?

i'd have to take an eyejammy for that one...

[DetroitB3]

I guess that goes hand in hand with not buying a woman’s “personal” items from the drug store....

I asked my brother to do that for me one time, and he looked at me like it was a blasphemous request... Like it was an abomination to the man god... LOL... I mean, get over yourselves... LOL.....A woman would NEVER have a problem with going to buy some of your necessities... EVER, cause we are secure like that. MamaT was right, ya'll got some of the weirdest hang ups.

Why do women run out of such items?? Is it a surprise that this reoccurence happens EVERY MONTH!?! There should be a stockpile in every woman's closet with atleast a year supply of said items..

ManLaw- When going to the theatre, men are never to sit next to each other ..leave atleast one seat open and if the theatre is full to capacity and you have to sit next to each other, make sure your knees , elbows or any other body parts DO NOT touch! This can cause for a end in friendship and the suspension of one's man-card, indefinitely.

Also, someone stated earlier that men are NOT to SCREAM! This is deemed inappropriate, but should such a high-pitched sound come out of your mouth, you must let everyone know that you were 'whistlin' for help....ie; Damon Wayans in I'm gon' get chu' sucka...

When taking pictures, a man is never to smile! Smiling should be the case only to show the women that you have a nice set of teeth. 

[B_XALTED]

Why do women run out of such items?? Is it a surprise that this reoccurence happens EVERY MONTH!?! There should be a stockpile in every woman's closet with atleast a year supply of said items..

ManLaw- When going to the theatre, men are never to sit next to each other ..leave atleast one seat open and if the theatre is full to capacity and you have to sit next to each other, make sure your knees , elbows or any other body parts DO NOT touch! This can cause for a end in friendship and the suspension of one's man-card, indefinitely.

Also, someone stated earlier that men are NOT to SCREAM! This is deemed inappropriate, but should such a high-pitched sound come out of your mouth, you must let everyone know that you were 'whistlin' for help....ie; Damon Wayans in I'm gon' get chu' sucka...

When taking pictures, a man is never to smile! Smiling should be the case only to show the women that you have a nice set of teeth. 

MamaT.... you said it best... HANGUPS... LOL

[THE WOLFMAN]

MamaT.... you said it best... HANGUPS... LOL

OY VEY....again with the hangups!

[TheVeteran]

OY VEY....again with the hangups!

Does he have an ink cartridge on his head?  Why does he have an ink cartidge on his head.  Is that a Jewish thing?  Do Jewish people put Hewlett-Packard Ink cartridges on their heads?  I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

[THE WOLFMAN]

Does he have an ink cartridge on his head?  Why does he have an ink cartidge on his head.  Is that a Jewish thing?  Do Jewish people put Hewlett-Packard Ink cartridges on their heads?  I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

no, you meshuggener , it's a Tefillin.  where they keep certain scriptures. look it up. get some culture, you bulvon.

[TheVeteran]

no, you meshuggener , it's a Tefillin.  where they keep certain scriptures. look it up. get some culture, you bulvon.

ooooooooooh.  Ok.   

[LyricTenor]

no, you meshuggener , it's a Tefillin.  where they keep certain scriptures. look it up. get some culture, you bulvon.

Bwoi, you're lucky that's not in ENGLISH!    

[TheVeteran]

Bwoi, you're lucky that's not in ENGLISH!    

Yea!  What he said!

[malthumb]

What if you mom asked you to hold her purse, would u tell her no?

Just set it down over there, Mom.  I'll make sure nobody bothers it.

[B_XALTED]

no, you meshuggener , it's a Tefillin.  where they keep certain scriptures. look it up. get some culture, you bulvon.

Hey Veteran, I think he talkin about you..... dawg, you better handle that. Bulvon is serious.

[THE WOLFMAN]

Hey Veteran, I think he talkin about you..... dawg, you better handle that. Bulvon is serious.

dere she go, startin' trouble...