Why are there so many women adding their two cents in edgewise¿
Cause we can do that...
Nope! A newlywed and will always want and need attention from my husband! Believe me the games I play with my husband will be more satisfying than any PS2!
Yeah, and seven or eight years from now she'll be saying, " I have a headache... go play your PS2!!"
For the game, or the wife? Cause if it's for the wife, there's only ONE code.....DIAMONDS!!
Women are more complicated than that unless its a BIG OLE DIAMOND. Then Im going to go sit down and play with my shiny new toy!
Uh, huh. Thought so!! Go saddown somewhere!
I aint got no diamond yet! I can talk! lol You cant sit my down! The lawd is on my side!!
See that Overseer, they ALWAYS gotta bring their Father into it!
Man Law #321:When passing wind, always blame the dog if possible. If a dog is not handy then a small child or hard of hearing elderly person will do.Man Law #322:Laughing at said occurance (see #321) constitutes admission of guilt.
My mom used to always talk about my daddy passing gas in his sleep and waving the blanket...... You men are GROSS! LOL.
Quote from: NJTheBishopAnderson on November 29, 2006, 09:54:06 AMYeah, and seven or eight years from now she'll be saying, " I have a headache... go play your PS2!!"Doth thou speak from experience?
Back in my early teenage years, my cousins and I would have a "farting" contest to see who could produce the loudest and longerst fart. Back then it was funny to do that. But now that I think back to the God-awful smells that we mixed together, I'm kucky to be alive. How in the world did I make it out of there? I get the shakes just thinking about it. And men aren't the only gross ones here. It's amazing to hear some of the flatulent expressions you women can produce.