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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #400 on: November 29, 2006, 09:12:58 AM »
Why are there so many women adding their two cents in edgewise¿  ::)
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #401 on: November 29, 2006, 09:19:07 AM »
Why are there so many women adding their two cents in edgewise¿  ::)

Cause we can do that...  :P

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #402 on: November 29, 2006, 09:23:10 AM »
Cause we can do that...  :P

no, thats what you guys do.

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #403 on: November 29, 2006, 09:26:26 AM »
Why are there so many women adding their two cents in edgewise¿  ::)

Also, how come we can only SUGGEST in the 'Woman Law' Thread?  :-\

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #404 on: November 29, 2006, 09:52:02 AM »
And, this is what I'm talkin' about. It's about time ya'll caught up!

If they can make laws, then we can, too. Simple.
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #405 on: November 29, 2006, 09:54:06 AM »
Nope! A newlywed and will always want and need attention from my husband! Believe me the games I play with my husband will be more satisfying than any PS2! ;D

Yeah, and seven or eight years from now she'll be saying, " I have a headache... go play your PS2!!"
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #406 on: November 29, 2006, 09:56:10 AM »
Yeah, and seven or eight years from now she'll be saying, " I have a headache... go play your PS2!!"


PWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!   ;D :D ;D :D ;D :o ;D :D ;D



And, you KNOW that's right!! Although by then, it'll be the Playstation 4 or 5!  ::)
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #407 on: November 29, 2006, 10:34:42 AM »

For the game, or the wife?  ;) ;D    Cause if it's for the wife, there's only ONE code.....DIAMONDS!!  :D ;D

 :o Women are more complicated than that unless its a BIG OLE DIAMOND.  ;D Then Im going to go sit down and play with my shiny new toy!


Cause we can do that...  :P

I agree!

Yeah, and seven or eight years from now she'll be saying, " I have a headache... go play your PS2!!"

 :o Oh now ya’ll got the Bishop involved!  Im shocked!  :o ::)  Never send a man to the video game! Never!  ;D


Maybe go watch the game or play basketball or something!

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #408 on: November 29, 2006, 11:14:18 AM »
:o Women are more complicated than that unless its a BIG OLE DIAMOND.  ;D Then Im going to go sit down and play with my shiny new toy!

Uh, huh. Thought so!! Go saddown somewhere!  :D
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #409 on: November 29, 2006, 11:42:52 AM »
Uh, huh. Thought so!! Go saddown somewhere!  :D

I aint got no diamond yet!  I can talk! lol  You cant sit my down! The lawd is on my side!! ;D

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #410 on: November 29, 2006, 11:57:57 AM »
I aint got no diamond yet!  I can talk! lol  You cant sit my down! The lawd is on my side!! ;D

See that Overseer, they ALWAYS gotta bring their Father into it!   ::)   :D :D :D :D :D

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #411 on: November 29, 2006, 12:11:40 PM »
Yeah, and seven or eight years from now she'll be saying, " I have a headache... go play your PS2!!"

Doth thou speak from experience?

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #412 on: November 29, 2006, 12:25:56 PM »
See that Overseer, they ALWAYS gotta bring their Father into it!   ::)   :D :D :D :D :D


Yea, I know!  :D
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #413 on: November 29, 2006, 12:47:25 PM »
Man Law #321:

When passing wind, always blame the dog if possible. If a dog is not handy then a small child or hard of hearing elderly person will do.

Man Law #322:

Laughing at said occurance (see #321) constitutes admission of guilt.

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #414 on: November 29, 2006, 12:59:53 PM »
Man Law #321:

When passing wind, always blame the dog if possible. If a dog is not handy then a small child or hard of hearing elderly person will do.

Man Law #322:

Laughing at said occurance (see #321) constitutes admission of guilt.



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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #415 on: November 29, 2006, 01:21:04 PM »
Man Law #321:

When passing wind, always blame the dog if possible. If a dog is not handy then a small child or hard of hearing elderly person will do.

Man Law #322:

Laughing at said occurance (see #321) constitutes admission of guilt.


My mom used to always talk about my daddy passing gas in his sleep and waving the blanket...... You men are GROSS! LOL.

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #416 on: November 29, 2006, 01:32:56 PM »
My mom used to always talk about my daddy passing gas in his sleep and waving the blanket...... You men are GROSS! LOL.


Back in my early teenage years, my cousins and I would have a "farting" contest to see who could produce the loudest and longerst fart.  Back then it was funny to do that.  But now that I think back to the God-awful smells that we mixed together, I'm kucky to be alive.  How in the world did I make it out of there?  I get the shakes just thinking about it. 

And men aren't the only gross ones here.  It's amazing to hear some of the flatulent expressions you women can produce.

   
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #417 on: November 29, 2006, 01:46:08 PM »
Yeah, and seven or eight years from now she'll be saying, " I have a headache... go play your PS2!!"
Doth thou speak from experience?

Yeah, been there... done that... gone through it.

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #418 on: November 29, 2006, 01:49:08 PM »

Back in my early teenage years, my cousins and I would have a "farting" contest to see who could produce the loudest and longerst fart.  Back then it was funny to do that.  But now that I think back to the God-awful smells that we mixed together, I'm kucky to be alive.  How in the world did I make it out of there?  I get the shakes just thinking about it. 

And men aren't the only gross ones here.  It's amazing to hear some of the flatulent expressions you women can produce.

   


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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #419 on: November 29, 2006, 02:00:55 PM »
Why are there so many women adding their two cents in edgewise¿  ::)

I know I'm late BUT, how soon you MEN forget.........if it wasn't for a WOMAN you wouldn't have this topic!!!  :D :D
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