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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #380 on: November 28, 2006, 07:25:56 PM »
 ;D 

YES!
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #381 on: November 28, 2006, 09:03:48 PM »
Quote from: HustleMan on November 28, 2006, 11:28:35 AM
Is that how you got the shorty in your Avatar?

"You go ahead, I'll turn for you girl.  What yo name is?  Me?  I'm The Wolfman.   8)"

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....


Pleeeze, i wish i could mack like that...

Actually, we met in High School..she was NOT feeling me at all then.
I was quite the nerd.
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #382 on: November 28, 2006, 10:44:43 PM »
MANLAW SUBMISSION REQUEST

Any video game system made AFTER SEGA DREAMCAST shall never be considered 'A TOY' where the 'little ones' can treat it like their hot wheels or barbie dolls.
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #383 on: November 29, 2006, 12:33:47 AM »
ok this is he most hilarious thing i've seen in  while  i[m gonna have to bring this up at the next mens meeting

5 - MARRIAGE

A. THIS IS ALWAYS THE ULTIMATE GOAL, BUT TAKE NOTE OF THE FOLLOWING TO MAINTAIN YOUR PEACE OF MIND

1. WOMEN = "ME NOW" SO FORGET ANYTHING THAT YOU WANT TO DO. IT NO LONGER COUNTS. IF AT ANY TIME YOU DO SOMETHING ON YOUR OWN, YOU MUST IMMEDIATELY ASK FOR FORGIVENESS AND SEND FLOWERS. SEE 5.A2.

2. WIFE = "IF WE" SO EXPECT ARGUMENTS. IN SUCH CASE, YOU'RE ALWAYS WRONG. IF YOU EVER TAKE RIGHT, YOU MUST SLEEP ON THE COACH.

3. CHILDREN = "LEND RICH" SO EXPECT TO SPEND A LOT OF MONEY.

4. MOTHER IN LAW = "WOMAN HITLER" SO AVOID CONTACT AT ALL COSTS

5. FATHER IN LAW = "WE HALF RAN IT" SO DON'T ASK HIM FOR ADVICE! HE DOESN'T KNOW!

also the list of movies bambi titanic and the othetrs..i prpose that the list be balanced in that for every chick flick or childrens movie you have,, you hould have two manly movies in your collection... manlaw?
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #384 on: November 29, 2006, 12:44:41 AM »
you cannot flirt with another woman while your girlfriend is present( this does not include smiling  while saying thank you to the lady behind the register as she gives you your change..you may not touch hands longer then 2 sec while she hands it to you.

manlaw?

if you did not physically come up to me and touch me...i was not there. manlaw?

never answer a questin asked of you right away even if your one hundred percent sure of the answer always ask the question asked of you example..honey did you take out the trash?... did i take out the trash?...yes.. manlaw?

do not under any circumstance admit to being lost men are never lost we are born with an internal GPs system we are always just taking the scenic route..manlaw?( directin may only be aked if your wife/girlfriend is present and they ask..even still never directly fllow the directions given..this will only support the idea that you were lost..manlaw?

if you live by yourself it is not okay to feminine products around your house i.e body splash, loofas(sp), fruity smelling lotion ie apple cinnamon, cucumber melon.. manlaw?

you should not know what the difference in price between a half pack or full pack of weave unless you are married or are in a serious relationship manlaw..

okay that's it for now
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #385 on: November 29, 2006, 02:03:40 AM »
Quote from: DBG2k5 on November 28, 2006, 10:44:43 PM
MANLAW SUBMISSION REQUEST

Any video game system made AFTER SEGA DREAMCAST shall never be considered 'A TOY' where the 'little ones' can treat it like their hot wheels or barbie dolls.

A-men!

Addendum: the ownership of any video game system produced after 1997 shall immediately be transferred to the oldest male in the household. That includes controllers, games, modchips (if any).
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #386 on: November 29, 2006, 07:48:08 AM »
MANLAW SUBMISSION REQUEST

No video games when the wife wants attention.  ;D
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #387 on: November 29, 2006, 07:49:27 AM »
Quote from: uniquepraise on November 29, 2006, 07:48:08 AM
MANLAW SUBMISSION REQUEST

No video games when the wife wants attention.  ;D

 :o

ALREADY?!
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #388 on: November 29, 2006, 08:03:32 AM »
Quote from: uniquepraise on November 29, 2006, 07:48:08 AM
MANLAW SUBMISSION REQUEST

No video games when the wife wants attention.  ;D


MANLAW SUBMISSION REQUEST:


How about wives stop needing so much attention.  :P What are you a newborn baby?!  ?/? ;D
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #389 on: November 29, 2006, 08:09:27 AM »
Quote from: Jniles_NCF on November 29, 2006, 12:44:41 AM
you cannot flirt with another woman while your girlfriend is present( this does not include smiling  while saying thank you to the lady behind the register as she gives you your change..you may not touch hands longer then 2 sec while she hands it to you.

manlaw?

if you did not physically come up to me and touch me...i was not there. manlaw?

never answer a questin asked of you right away even if your one hundred percent sure of the answer always ask the question asked of you example..honey did you take out the trash?... did i take out the trash?...yes.. manlaw?

do not under any circumstance admit to being lost men are never lost we are born with an internal GPs system we are always just taking the scenic route..manlaw?( directin may only be aked if your wife/girlfriend is present and they ask..even still never directly fllow the directions given..this will only support the idea that you were lost..manlaw?

if you live by yourself it is not okay to feminine products around your house i.e body splash, loofas(sp), fruity smelling lotion ie apple cinnamon, cucumber melon.. manlaw?

you should not know what the difference in price between a half pack or full pack of weave unless you are married or are in a serious relationship manlaw..

okay that's it for now

Professor Mack at his best...

He will keep you guys married for years to come...
and if ya aint married... You will be after just ONE of his sessions...
 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #390 on: November 29, 2006, 08:12:43 AM »
Quote from: sjonathan02 on November 29, 2006, 08:03:32 AM

MANLAW SUBMISSION REQUEST:


How about wives stop needing so much attention.  :P What are you a newborn baby?!  ?/? ;D

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
  :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

I think he just stuck a size 13 foot in his mouth....

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaan... I feel sorry for you when Sis Momma T see this....

You is in Truuuuuubule!!!
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #391 on: November 29, 2006, 08:14:51 AM »
Quote from: sjonathan02 on November 29, 2006, 08:03:32 AM

MANLAW SUBMISSION REQUEST:


How about wives stop needing so much attention.  :P What are you a newborn baby?!  ?/? ;D

Nope! A newlywed and will always want and need attention from my husband! Believe me the games I play with my husband will be more satisfying than any PS2! ;D
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #392 on: November 29, 2006, 08:21:15 AM »
Quote from: uniquepraise on November 29, 2006, 08:14:51 AM
Nope! A newlywed and will always want and need attention from my husband! Believe me the games I play with my husband will be more satisfying than any PS2! ;D

GLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<takes off running....>
1, 2, 3 Jump
1, 2, 3, 4, Kick

WOOOOOOO LAWD... I caint wait til I get married....
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #393 on: November 29, 2006, 08:27:51 AM »
Quote from: uniquepraise on November 29, 2006, 08:14:51 AM
Nope! A newlywed and will always want and need attention from my husband! Believe me the games I play with my husband will be more satisfying than any PS2! ;D

THIS gives new meaning to 'Beyond The Veil'!   :D :D :D :D
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #394 on: November 29, 2006, 08:31:14 AM »
Quote from: LyricTenor on November 29, 2006, 08:27:51 AM
THIS gives new meaning to 'Beyond The Veil'!   :D :D :D :D


That's just what I was thinking.


Quote from: uniquepraise on November 29, 2006, 08:14:51 AM
Believe me the games I play with my husband will be more satisfying than any PS2! ;D


I mean, if that's how it goes down at your house, then HALLELUJAH!!!!   Besides, there's always the pause button   ;)


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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #395 on: November 29, 2006, 08:32:39 AM »
Quote from: sjonathan02 on November 29, 2006, 08:31:14 AM

That's just what I was thinking.



I mean, if that's how it goes down at your house, then HALLELUJAH!!!!   Besides, there's always the pause button   ;)




Wrong, just wrong.   :D :D :D :D
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #396 on: November 29, 2006, 08:45:31 AM »
Quote from: uniquepraise on November 29, 2006, 08:14:51 AM
Nope! A newlywed and will always want and need attention from my husband! Believe me the games I play with my husband will be more satisfying than any PS2! ;D

well, could somebody tell the men what the "button codes" are, so the men can get to the end faster?
 :D :D :D :D


(up,up,down,up,up,down, b1,b4,b1,left,left,right, START) ;D
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #397 on: November 29, 2006, 08:47:04 AM »
Quote from: THE WOLFMAN on November 29, 2006, 08:45:31 AM
well, could somebody tell the men what the "button codes" are, so the men can get to the end faster?
 :D :D :D :D


(up,up,down,up,up,down, b1,b4,b1,left,left,right, START) ;D


For the game, or the wife?  ;) ;D    Cause if it's for the wife, there's only ONE code.....DIAMONDS!!  :D ;D
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #398 on: November 29, 2006, 08:57:15 AM »
Quote from: sjonathan02 on November 29, 2006, 08:47:04 AM

For the game, or the wife?  ;) ;D    Cause if it's for the wife, there's only ONE code.....DIAMONDS!!  :D ;D


oy vey, again with the diamonds.... ::)

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #399 on: November 29, 2006, 08:58:21 AM »
Quote from: THE WOLFMAN on November 29, 2006, 08:57:15 AM
oy vey, again with the diamonds.... ::)





I feel ya, playa!!!
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