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Offline THE WOLFMAN

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #340 on: November 28, 2006, 09:45:20 AM »
Quote from: Nakia518 on November 28, 2006, 09:34:14 AM
AMEN....

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Amen...


Selah....
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #341 on: November 28, 2006, 09:51:40 AM »

We pray that when it is his time to reproduce all shall be well.....Amen
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #342 on: November 28, 2006, 09:53:46 AM »
Man Law: Assembling Equipment
The correct order for the ascertaining of the workings of a piece of mechanical/electronic equipment is the following:
1. Guess which buttons to press/wires to connect.
2. Press buttons/connect wires at random. Smoke is not usually a good sign.
3. Kick/punch the equipment. Profanity directed to the equipment sometimes works too.
4. Ask cousin Bill who worked at Fry's in the summer of '86
5. Look on the internet
6. If everything else fails, look in the instruction manual
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #343 on: November 28, 2006, 09:59:39 AM »
Quote from: elio on November 28, 2006, 09:53:46 AM
Man Law: Assembling Equipment
The correct order for the ascertaining of the workings of a piece of mechanical/electronic equipment is the following:
1. Guess which buttons to press/wires to connect.
2. Press buttons/connect wires at random. Smoke is not usually a good sign.
3. Kick/punch the equipment. Profanity directed to the equipment sometimes works too.
4. Ask cousin Bill who worked at Fry's in the summer of '86
5. Look on the internet
6. If everything else fails, look in the instruction manual

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Sir, I'm sure you're aware that this IS a CHRISTIAN website & such profane language will NOT bke tolerated!  Bke so kind as to head to Conference Rm. A where you will bke dealt with accordingly.   8)

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #344 on: November 28, 2006, 10:13:34 AM »
This is directed towards the young men on LGM (17 and down) DOUBLE DUTCH IS A BIG NO NO NO NO...
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #345 on: November 28, 2006, 10:16:23 AM »
Quote from: blessedhands80 on November 28, 2006, 10:13:34 AM
This is directed towards the young men on LGM (17 and down) DOUBLE DUTCH IS A BIG NO NO NO NO...


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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #346 on: November 28, 2006, 10:17:57 AM »
Quote from: blessedhands80 on November 28, 2006, 10:13:34 AM
This is directed towards the young men on LGM (15-17) DOUBLE DUTCH IS A BIG NO NO NO NO...
...i'm still seeing these young men playing double dutch and getting upset if they mess up and trying to be a lady's man or triying to be gangsta...its not working...
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #347 on: November 28, 2006, 10:17:58 AM »
Quote from: LyricTenor on November 28, 2006, 09:59:39 AM
:o
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Sir, I'm sure you're aware that this IS a CHRISTIAN website & such profane language will NOT bke tolerated!  Bke so kind as to head to Conference Rm. A where you will bke dealt with accordingly.   8)

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You evidently have not been to a certain church in Brooklyn.

I was coerced to going to a men's conference one night when I wasnt saved (goin to church, but not really saved..) and dude (pastor) was like

"now see, that's were we men get tripped up. We just love the p****"

I was like,  :o :o :o :o :o (he was right, tho.....)

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #348 on: November 28, 2006, 10:24:18 AM »
Quote from: THE WOLFMAN on November 28, 2006, 10:17:58 AM

You evidently have not been to a certain church in Brooklyn.

I was coerced to going to a men's conference one night when I wasnt saved (goin to church, but not really saved..) and dude (pastor) was like

"now see, that's were we men get tripped up. We just love the p****"

I was like,  :o :o :o :o :o (he was right, tho.....)

Yes, we MEN do.  Reall Talk.   8)  GLOOOOOOOOORRRAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!  Somebody put me in b/tw those 2 blacc & white keys.  :D

Now, did you NOT see what I underlined and put in bold face in my quote Curry WOLF?  Or are you messin' w/me?  ;)
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #349 on: November 28, 2006, 10:29:08 AM »
Quote from: blessedhands80 on November 28, 2006, 10:17:57 AM
...i'm still seeing these young men playing double dutch and getting upset if they mess up and trying to be a lady's man or triying to be gangsta...its not working...


Man addendum to the above:

Double dutch may be permissable only if it is a part of a clandestine black ops assignment to ascertain increased favor with the opposite sex.


It is not permissable if you just "feel like it", after which you would go play with Barbie. (which may call for use of the Man Intervention Kit, which will include, but not be limited to, chopping wood, and watching the 5 deadly venoms, a Man requirement.)

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #350 on: November 28, 2006, 10:31:32 AM »
Quote from: THE WOLFMAN on November 28, 2006, 10:29:08 AM
Man addendum to the above:

Double dutch may be permissable only if it is a part of a clandestine black ops assignment to ascertain increased favor with the opposite sex.


It is not permissable if you just "feel like it", after which you would go play with Barbie. (which may call for use of the Man Intervention Kit, which will include, but not be limited to, chopping wood, and watching the 5 deadly venoms, a Man requirement.)




Yo!!!!  That's my joint right there.  The 2nd part left much to bke desired tho.
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #351 on: November 28, 2006, 10:35:24 AM »
Quote from: THE WOLFMAN on November 28, 2006, 10:17:58 AM

You evidently have not been to a certain church in Brooklyn.

I was coerced to going to a men's conference one night when I wasnt saved (goin to church, but not really saved..) and dude (pastor) was like

"now see, that's were we men get tripped up. We just love the p****"

I was like,  :o :o :o :o :o (he was right, tho.....)


I was at a funeral and there was a cursing spirit in the church. This lady was up giving remarks about the deceased and she started cursing left and right. Soon after, this Snoop Dogg looking  preacher began  cursing and one month later this same preacher joined  our sister church and I could not believe it. Now i think about it I have'nt seen him lately...I wonder why... ?/?
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #352 on: November 28, 2006, 10:35:29 AM »
Quote from: THE WOLFMAN on November 28, 2006, 10:29:08 AM

Double dutch may be permissable only if it is a part of a clandestine black ops assignment to ascertain increased favor with the opposite sex.


Or if you are part of a recognized federation, with rules, regulations, referees, meetings and a schedule.
http://www.nationaldoubledutchleague.com/
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #353 on: November 28, 2006, 10:37:29 AM »
Quote from: elio on November 28, 2006, 10:35:29 AM
Or if you are part of a recognized federation, with rules, regulations, referees, meetings and a schedule.
http://www.nationaldoubledutchleague.com/


This is TOO easy!  Somebody want to take this one?
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #354 on: November 28, 2006, 10:41:20 AM »
Quote from: LyricTenor on November 28, 2006, 10:31:32 AM
Yo!!!!  That's my joint right there.  The 2nd part left much to bke desired tho.


A lot of these movies seem to be public domain these days.

I discovered "www.veoh.com"

and found you can get a lot of those OOOOOOOld skool kung fu joints for FREE. LEGAL.

seach for Kung Fu, and behold the motherload.

I just found this....CLASSIC


THIS IS PERTINENT TO THE MAN LAW AND TRAINING.

KUNG FU MOVIES(the old ones) ARE NECESSARY.
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #355 on: November 28, 2006, 10:46:51 AM »
Quote from: THE WOLFMAN on November 28, 2006, 10:41:20 AM
A lot of these movies seem to be public domain these days.

I discovered "www.veoh.com"

and found you can get a lot of those OOOOOOOld skool kung fu joints for FREE. LEGAL.

seach for Kung Fu, and behold the motherload.

I just found this....CLASSIC


THIS IS PERTINENT TO THE MAN LAW AND TRAINING.

KUNG FU MOVIES(the old ones) ARE NECESSARY.


I'll peep that jaunt when I get home.  Master Killer was tight as well.  I'm about to hit ya w/another one tho:

BORN INVINCIBLE!!!!
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #356 on: November 28, 2006, 10:52:33 AM »
Quote from: elio on November 28, 2006, 10:35:29 AM
Or if you are part of a recognized federation, with rules, regulations, referees, meetings and a schedule.
http://www.nationaldoubledutchleague.com/


Quote from: LyricTenor on November 28, 2006, 10:37:29 AM
This is TOO easy!  Somebody want to take this one?


I got it LyricTenor.  I'll send him a letter right now.

Dear Elio,





Yours in Christ,
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #357 on: November 28, 2006, 10:58:13 AM »
Quote from: LyricTenor on November 28, 2006, 10:46:51 AM
I'll peep that jaunt when I get home.  Master Killer was tight as well.  I'm about to hit ya w/another one tho:

BORN INVINCIBLE!!!!


Sound like we need a Kung fu thread....

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #358 on: November 28, 2006, 10:59:02 AM »
Addendum to this "no double-dutch" law:


Men MAY turn the ropes.

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #359 on: November 28, 2006, 11:00:29 AM »
Quote from: sjonathan02 on November 28, 2006, 10:59:02 AM
Addendum to this "no double-dutch" law:


Men MAY turn the ropes.



I DOUBT that'll get a majority vote.   :-\
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