MANLAW: Barbershop Etiquette
1) When you go to the barbershop, get a haircut. If it takes more than 45 minutes or involves chemicals, dye, or a blow dry, it ain't a haircut.
2) If two barbers are having a "political debate" and you must take sides, you WILL take the side of the barber who is cutting your hair. The reasoning here should be obvious.
Peace,
James