Man Laws

[THE WOLFMAN]

Never allow a telephone conversation with a man to go on longer than you are able to {you know what} with your wife. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.


compliments of FreakyT 

There's gonna be a lot of 5 minute conversations for some brothas........
(hey, im goin on what i heard..... )

anyway...



Man Law:

Thou shalt not ask thy Man comrade the question,
"dude, does this look normal to you?" 
We shall not look upon any of thy parts.
That is reserved for conversations between the women folk.

[HustleMan]

Man Law: Talking and Sporting Events

If we're watching a Sporting Event, whether it be live or on Television

You may not speak about anything else but the game.

I do not want to hear about your relationship Problems.

I do not want to hear how your job is going.

If you're experiencing severe chest pains, quietly drag yourself outside of the apartment/arena and call 911.  I promise to come visit you as SOON as the game is over.  If I arrive too late I vow to send your wife and children a beautiful bouquet of flowers.  That's what friends are for.

JUST DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT ANYTHING OTHER THAN THE GAME.  Violation of this law will likely result in my telling you to "shut your pie hole", "shut up", "shut your trap", or any other euphemism for "Stop talking you idiot, the game is on"

The game is sacred.  Respect the game.

MAN LAW

[Nakia518]

WHOA WHAT'S WITH THE AVATAR LYRICTENOR?!?!!?!?!

Exactly... It is a bit scary dont you think....

Oh Oh OH OH OH... New Man Law

A Man can NEVER use the word "Frightened" to discribe himself being "Scared"
Basically... Men NEVER admit to being scared of anything...

If you are caught using these terms and the likes... You will be brought before the MMB and Throgged...

[saxandkeys]

A man should never use the word "LITTLE" as an adjective....ie:

"That's a nice little sweater" or "I bought a little bracelet...."

......and why DO women always use the word little as an adjective for everything anyway?......aaaahhh, ......almost everything.

[LyricTenor]

Exactly... It is a bit scary dont you think....

Oh Oh OH OH OH... New Man Law

A Man can NEVER use the word "Frightened" to discribe himself being "Scared"
Basically... Men NEVER admit to being scared of anything...

If you are caught using these terms and the likes... You will be brought before the MMB and Throgged...

There's nothing wrong w/my Avatar.  He just keeps interrupting himself. 

[1cutey4u]

Man Law: Talking and Sporting Events


If you're experiencing severe chest pains, quietly drag yourself outside of the apartment/arena and call 911.  I promise to come visit you as SOON as the game is over.  If I arrive too late I vow to send your wife and children a beautiful bouquet of flowers.  That's what friends are for.




MAN LAW

This is a little harsh I think the board needs to review this before making it LAW....

[nessalynn77]

This is a little harsh I think the board needs to review this before making it LAW....

Um, these are MANlaws, I don't think we have a vote.

[saxandkeys]

This is a little harsh I think the board needs to review this before making it LAW....

   SEE WHAT I MEAN!!!

[1cutey4u]

   SEE WHAT I MEAN!!!

Oh I forgot some men are cold hearted when it comes to sports what was I thinking....

[THE WOLFMAN]

There's nothing wrong w/my Avatar.  He just keeps interrupting himself. 

that's some ol' monty python type stuf thurr...

[HustleMan]

   SEE WHAT I MEAN!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

    

This is a little harsh I think the board needs to review this before making it LAW....

Nessalynn77 said it right.  You have no jurisdiction here!!!!!

 

[LyricTenor]

that's some ol' monty python type stuf thurr...

Preesh Curry WOLF.

[THE WOLFMAN]

A man should never use the word "LITTLE" as an adjective....ie:

"That's a nice little sweater" or "I bought a little bracelet...."

......and why DO women always use the word little as an adjective for everything anyway?......aaaahhh, ......almost everything.

AMMENDMENT TO ABOVE MAN LAW:

The term little, or {lil'}  shall be permissable when cojoined with the colloquial, "sum'pin"


example:

Woman: "So what we doin' this weekend?"
Man:      "Eh, a lil' sum'pin sum'pin"




So shall it be written, shall shall it be done

[SisterT]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

    

Nessalynn77 said it right.  You have no jurisdiction here!!!!!

 

But we can make suggestions for Man Laws---we just can't vote upon the Man Laws! 

[HustleMan]

But we can make suggestions for Man Laws---we just can't vote upon the Man Laws! 

EXACTLY!

[LyricTenor]

But we can make suggestions for Man Laws---we just can't vote upon the Man Laws! 

You can if you're voted an 'Honorary Man'  i.e. One of the fellas.

[1cutey4u]

This seems like the :
   "He-Man Woman Haters Club"....

I was just saying some men need to review that I KNOW they not going to let us women change there laws!!!!!

[THE WOLFMAN]

But we can make suggestions for Man Laws---we just can't vote upon the Man Laws! 

Womenfolk in attendance, Please see 1Corinthians 14:34,35 with regard to man laws.

34. Let your wives keep silent in the assemblies, for it has not been permitted for them to speak; but let them be in subjection, as the law also says.

35  If they desire to learn anything, let them ask their own husbands at home, for it is shameful for a woman to chatter in the assembly.

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SO SHALL IT BE WRITTEN, SO SHALL IT BE DONE.

[Nakia518]

You can if you're voted an 'Honorary Man'  i.e. One of the fellas.

That's Me!!!! That's Me!!!!!

[nessalynn77]

You can if you're voted an 'Honorary Man'  i.e. One of the fellas.

uggghh, I think I may have honorary status in my local chapter.  I think you get it automatically if you play drums in an all-guy band, or watch a lot of basketball.  I been trying to turn it in for the longest.