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Offline KurzLand

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #180 on: November 22, 2006, 01:38:39 AM »
Quote from: blaquegenius on November 21, 2006, 10:00:02 PM
Man-Law
DVD collection must haves:

Braveheart
Gladiator
Transporter 1&2

How about "Troy"?
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #181 on: November 22, 2006, 01:45:50 AM »
MAN LAW:

You will never borrow your homeboy's sweater. If your cold deal with it. Or get your female friend to warm you up with a long hug. :) 8)
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #182 on: November 22, 2006, 07:12:39 AM »
Quote from: Doubles22 on November 22, 2006, 12:02:51 AM
All I want to know is if anybody from the MMB has been keeping a running log of minutes from this meeting.  We're going to have to eventually publish said Man Laws.

Man Law:

Under no circumstances, shoud a man have his tongue pierced.  Even if you have been drugged and it was done while your were passed out, you have full authority to track down the alleged perpetrators and exercise their life insurance policy in a slow, yet medieval manner.  Then remove tongue piercing immediately.

HEY  >:( I think there should be an ammendment for this law... Because.....  :o :o :o OOOPPPPSSSS <looks at the name of this site>Nevermind...
I Digress.... :-X :-X :-X :-X
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #183 on: November 22, 2006, 08:17:12 AM »
Quote from: THE WOLFMAN on November 22, 2006, 12:40:05 AM
Ok, lemme clarify....

Ya boy got a woman. She fine. I mean, Vivica/Halle/Tyra/Beyonce fine.

He's creepin on her. Out with the next woman.

You know about his creepin'. She dont.

His lady is feeling you, but wont act, cuz she tryin ta be loyal. You feelin her, but wont act either.

Only thing standing in the way is her knowledge(lack of) of his creepin'.
Capice?

Bible Law:

Thou shalt not Commit Adultery

Thou shalt not Commit Fornication
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #184 on: November 22, 2006, 08:30:30 AM »
Quote from: THE WOLFMAN on November 22, 2006, 12:40:05 AM
Ok, lemme clarify....

Ya boy got a woman. She fine. I mean, Vivica/Halle/Tyra/Beyonce fine.

He's creepin on her. Out with the next woman.

You know about his creepin'. She dont.

His lady is feeling you, but wont act, cuz she tryin ta be loyal. You feelin her, but wont act either.

Only thing standing in the way is her knowledge(lack of) of his creepin'.



Capice?

HustleMan, if I read this correctly, the man said HIS BOY was doing all that.  Not him.  HE would be guilty of Lusting if anythng, right?
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #185 on: November 22, 2006, 08:49:10 AM »
Man law #19: There never is a convenient time to discuss that exam by the doctor. You guys know which exam I'm referring to.

It's never to be discussed in public or private and if you don't know what I'm talking about then don't ask! (See rule #19)
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #186 on: November 22, 2006, 09:01:02 AM »
MAN LAW:

Successfully keeping the laws established by the MMB for 50 years entitles you to lifetime membership. You will also be presented with a Geezer pass which enables you to break any law at will.
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #187 on: November 22, 2006, 09:06:49 AM »
Man Law:

A MAN should never utter the following phrases in Public:
"Oh No She/He Didnt"
"Chile PuHlease"

A Man should never use the following words to discribe ANY part of his body...
Tender
Fragile
Soft
Moist
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #188 on: November 22, 2006, 09:06:53 AM »
Quote from: LyricTenor on November 22, 2006, 08:30:30 AM
HustleMan, if I read this correctly, the man said HIS BOY was doing all that.  Not him.  HE would be guilty of Lusting if anythng, right?

Erm, ya ok.   :P

Quote from: HammerRock on November 22, 2006, 08:49:10 AM
Man law #19: There never is a convenient time to discuss that exam by the doctor. You guys know which exam I'm referring to.

It's never to be discussed in public or private and if you don't know what I'm talking about then don't ask! (See rule #19)

Hint: Turn your head and cough.
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #189 on: November 22, 2006, 09:10:18 AM »
Quote from: Nakia518 on November 22, 2006, 09:06:49 AM
Man Law:

A MAN should never utter the following phrases in Public:
"Oh No She/He Didnt"
"Chile PuHlease"

A Man should never use the following words to discribe ANY part of his body...
Tender
Fragile
Soft
Moist
:o :o :o

You're dead wrong on SO many counts!   :D :D :D :D

Quote from: HustleMan on November 22, 2006, 09:06:53 AM
Erm, ya ok.   :P

Cynic!   :D
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #190 on: November 22, 2006, 09:14:34 AM »
Quote from: Nakia518 on November 22, 2006, 09:06:49 AM
Man Law:

A MAN should never utter the following phrases in Public:
"Oh No She/He Didnt"
"Chile PuHlease"

A Man should never use the following words to discribe ANY part of his body...
Tender
Fragile
Soft
Moist
:o :o :o

A Man should never...ever use the word PAMPER!!!    I hate that word!    STRIKE IT FROM THE MALE VOLCABULARY!
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #191 on: November 22, 2006, 09:15:54 AM »
Quote from: saxandkeys on November 22, 2006, 09:14:34 AM
A Man should never...ever use the word PAMPER!!!    I hate that word!    STRIKE IT FROM THE MALE VOLCABULARY!

Strike Scrumptious (sp?) as well!
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HustleMan

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #192 on: November 22, 2006, 09:23:30 AM »
Quote from: LyricTenor on November 22, 2006, 09:15:54 AM
Strike Scrumptious (sp?) as well!

And Delightful.

And the word Darling shouldn't be used to describe something:

example: Isn't that sweater just DARLING?

No it isn't.  Grow a pair!
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HustleMan

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #193 on: November 22, 2006, 09:25:54 AM »
WHOA WHAT'S WITH THE AVATAR LYRICTENOR?!?!!?!?!
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #194 on: November 22, 2006, 09:29:18 AM »
Quote from: 1cutey4u on November 21, 2006, 02:28:57 PM
Section 3.548

States any man with a thumb ring card will be reovked on the spot.


hmm a lotta preachers gonna be in that revocation line....
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #195 on: November 22, 2006, 09:30:41 AM »
Quote from: HustleMan on November 22, 2006, 09:25:54 AM
WHOA WHAT'S WITH THE AVATAR LYRICTENOR?!?!!?!?!

*In my best Marvin the Martian voice*

Isn't it delightful?

 :D :D :D :D
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #196 on: November 22, 2006, 09:37:28 AM »
Quote from: Lady E on November 21, 2006, 11:15:12 PM
Sister T, this thread is VERY FUNNY :D  I have laughed enough for about 2 & a half days reading this!!!

Me too...and it's still going. LOL!  ;D :D
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #197 on: November 22, 2006, 09:39:16 AM »
Quote from: LyricTenor on November 22, 2006, 09:30:41 AM
*In my best Marvin the Martian voice*

Isn't it delightful?

 :D :D :D :D


Hmmmm.  That brings up the question:

Was Marvin the Martian playing for the other team?   ?/?  :-\






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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #198 on: November 22, 2006, 09:40:26 AM »
Quote from: THE WOLFMAN on November 22, 2006, 09:29:18 AM

hmm a lotta preachers gonna be in that revocation line....

They know they wrong thats an automatic denial for Reinstatement !!!! 

DENIED!!!!!!!!
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #199 on: November 22, 2006, 09:41:15 AM »
Quote from: HustleMan on November 22, 2006, 09:39:16 AM
Hmmmm.  That brings up the question:

Was Marvin the Martian playing for the other team?   ?/?  :-\









1.  Look at his posture.
2.  He's matching TOO well.
3.  The walk.
4.  The voice.

You do the math.
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