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Offline LyricTenor

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #140 on: November 21, 2006, 02:12:29 PM »
Quote from: csedwards2 on November 21, 2006, 02:08:34 PM
Men shall not use the word "delicious" to describe anything. If used at all, the word shall never be spoken while smiling and/or giving 'the look' unless you are saying Deelishis

AMEN, AMEN, AMEN!!!!
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #141 on: November 21, 2006, 02:14:36 PM »
Quote from: 3rd-Day on November 21, 2006, 02:10:00 PM
A thin strip in a tie no more than 3/4 of an inch, cool. But anything other than that will get you thrashed.

Breathe easy, Chesty!   :D
Quote from: HustleMan on November 21, 2006, 02:12:01 PM
Also: No man shall have the nickname "Delicious", "Peaches", "Candy", "Cinnamon", or any other food.

You're wrong for this one, but it's funny just the same.   :D :D :D :D
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #142 on: November 21, 2006, 02:16:51 PM »
Quote from: LyricTenor on November 21, 2006, 02:05:11 PM
You forgot to mention Thumb Rings!
This is an appology from the man board, chairman, and personnel. We hereby appologize for the abscence of thumb rings from this list because we have not witnessed this at all in our part of the country, nor have we considered of any significance. We hereby determine that your city needs to become manly.
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #143 on: November 21, 2006, 02:18:19 PM »
Quote from: HustleMan on November 21, 2006, 02:12:01 PM
Also: No man shall have the nickname "Delicious", "Peaches", "Candy", "Cinnamon", or any other food.

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that ain't even right!
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #144 on: November 21, 2006, 02:18:22 PM »
Man Law: Wives and Other Woman

Under NO circumstances should you compliment another lady highly or more often than you compliment your own wife.

 
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #145 on: November 21, 2006, 02:18:57 PM »
Quote from: HustleMan on November 21, 2006, 02:12:01 PM
Also: No man shall have the nickname "Delicious", "Peaches", "Candy", "Cinnamon", or any other food.


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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #146 on: November 21, 2006, 02:21:11 PM »
Man Law: Tighty Whities and Bikini Drawers

Im not even gonna say anything cause you already no better. >:(
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #147 on: November 21, 2006, 02:21:32 PM »
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #148 on: November 21, 2006, 02:28:57 PM »
Quote from: csedwards2 on November 21, 2006, 02:16:51 PM
This is an appology from the man board, chairman, and personnel. We hereby appologize for the abscence of thumb rings from this list because we have not witnessed this at all in our part of the country, nor have we considered of any significance. We hereby determine that your city needs to become manly.

Section 3.548

States any man with a thumb ring card will be reovked on the spot.
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #149 on: November 21, 2006, 02:29:49 PM »
Quote from: csedwards2 on November 21, 2006, 02:16:51 PM
This is an appology from the man board, chairman, and personnel. We hereby appologize for the abscence of thumb rings from this list because we have not witnessed this at all in our part of the country, nor have we considered of any significance. We hereby determine that your city needs to become manly.

My apologies for not mentioning that this was not MY city, but the BULL City (Durham, NC) where this travesty was witnessed.
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #150 on: November 21, 2006, 02:31:54 PM »
Attention Durhamites: MAN UP
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #151 on: November 21, 2006, 02:36:09 PM »
MAN Bylaws Atricle 2.333 AT THE GROCERY STORE

Squeezing fruit shall not be a hobby or enjoyed, but rather an unfortunate chore.

MAN LAW
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #152 on: November 21, 2006, 02:46:25 PM »
Man Law: RINGTONES

Please choose them wisely. Walking into the mens bathroom at Golds Gym with "Material Girl" or "Hey Ricky"  playing from your hip pocket is not a good look.  A list of prohibited songs has not been completed, however the committee is still taking suggestions and recommendations.
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #153 on: November 21, 2006, 02:50:57 PM »
Quote from: 3rd-Day on November 21, 2006, 02:46:25 PM
Man Law: RINGTONES

Please choose them wisely. Walking into the mens bathroom at Golds Gym with "Material Girl" or "Hey Ricky"  playing from your hip pocket is not a good look.  A list of prohibited songs has not been completed, however the committee is still taking suggestions and recommendations.
Bossy by Kelis
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #154 on: November 21, 2006, 02:52:09 PM »
Quote from: 3rd-Day on November 21, 2006, 02:46:25 PM
Man Law: RINGTONES

Please choose them wisely. Walking into the mens bathroom at Golds Gym with "Material Girl" or "Hey Ricky"  playing from your hip pocket is not a good look.  A list of prohibited songs has not been completed, however the committee is still taking suggestions and recommendations.

Suggestion

Anything By Michael Bolton or Celine Dion
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #155 on: November 21, 2006, 02:54:44 PM »
Quote from: 3rd-Day on November 21, 2006, 02:46:25 PM
Man Law: RINGTONES

Please choose them wisely. Walking into the mens bathroom at Golds Gym with "Material Girl" or "Hey Ricky"  playing from your hip pocket is not a good look.  A list of prohibited songs has not been completed, however the committee is still taking suggestions and recommendations.

"If I Was Your Girlfriend" by Prince.........cool song.... but not ringtoneworthy.
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #156 on: November 21, 2006, 03:14:13 PM »
Quote from: 3rd-Day on November 21, 2006, 01:55:44 PM
Man Law: PINK

I know im about to loose about 5 bible believin folk on this one.  I dont care what Camron and Fonsworth Bentley, and Bishop Don Juan are doing. Wearing of pink in excess is strictly prohibited. ie. PINK SUIT w/PINK SOCKS and PINK GATORS, or imi-TATORS with matching PINK pocket square and wiping your greasy forehead with a PINK praise towel and a drinking a bottle of PINK vitamin water.  BY LAW ANY MMB MEMBER CAN BEAT YOU WITH A TREE BRANCH IF YOU ARE EVER OBSERVED WEARING SUCH ATTIRE. >:(




I once went to a funeral for a very good friend of mine that had passed.  During the service this cat got up to play for a soloist.  He had on a pink suit, with matching pink shirt AND tie.  And all of thse items were SATIN.  And to top it all off, he had finger waves in his hair.  I was sitting there thinking what in the........  he could play though.  And people need to stop giving Cam'ron credit for men wearing pink.  Jesse Johnson from The Time did it first.  Just go back and look at "Purple Rain."  Even his guitar was pink.   
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #157 on: November 21, 2006, 03:16:39 PM »
I agree with Dave....



Congratulations SisterT!
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #158 on: November 21, 2006, 03:19:28 PM »
Quote from: vtguy84 on November 21, 2006, 03:16:39 PM
I agree with Dave....



Congratulations SisterT!


And here I was thinking the Hijacked molestion turned into MadeaT goes to jail was the best thread.

Where's my REAL award! I'll take cash!  ;D :D
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #159 on: November 21, 2006, 03:23:10 PM »
Quote from: vtguy84 on November 21, 2006, 03:16:39 PM


Congratulations SisterT!
Good God man!  You reached 6,000 posts a week after Sister T and you've passed her by 50 posts already! 

Do you sleep?   ?/?
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