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HustleMan

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #40 on: November 21, 2006, 11:38:40 AM »
Man Law: Crossing the Line

Telling me you want to be "More than friends" will be considered an ACT of WAR.  By rights I have no obligation to "discuss" this with you personally.  If you want to know how I feel about it you can read it in the Police Report after the fact.
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #41 on: November 21, 2006, 11:41:14 AM »
Quote from: HustleMan on November 21, 2006, 11:38:40 AM
Man Law: Crossing the Line

Telling me you want to be "More than friends" will be considered an ACT of WAR.  By rights I have no obligation to "discuss" this with you personally.  If you want to know how I feel about it you can read it in the Police Report after the fact.

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #42 on: November 21, 2006, 11:46:49 AM »
Unless you are Frat...will you ever be allowed to hold the grip hug for more than 2 seconds.......and that may even apply to SOME of the "brothers" I have met.

.........and why do some men always wanna grip you more than once or twice in the same day....every time they walk away and come back to your area they wanna grip you and give you a pound or sooompin'!
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #43 on: November 21, 2006, 11:47:50 AM »
Don't ever say that you have an 'intuition'.  That word is reserved for women, especially mothers.


Guys......you just know. :D
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #44 on: November 21, 2006, 11:48:03 AM »
Quote from: HustleMan on November 21, 2006, 11:27:54 AM
Man Law:  The Man-Hug
Note: If you're huggin' a fyne sista, these rules do not apply.  Go for it.

unless of course it's MY WIFE!
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #45 on: November 21, 2006, 11:51:04 AM »
Quote from: HammerRock on November 21, 2006, 11:48:03 AM
unless of course it's MY WIFE!



Can we discuss avatars that may be suspect?!?!  ;D :D ;D
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #46 on: November 21, 2006, 11:52:38 AM »
Quote from: sjonathan02 on November 21, 2006, 11:51:04 AM


Can we discuss avatars that may be suspect?!?!  ;D :D ;D

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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HustleMan

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #47 on: November 21, 2006, 11:53:31 AM »
Quote from: HammerRock on November 21, 2006, 11:48:03 AM
unless of course it's MY WIFE!

Good Point!  Good Point!
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #48 on: November 21, 2006, 11:54:04 AM »
If your hair can't be "did" at a BARBER SHOP, but must be done at the BEAUTY SHOP, you have the wrong hairdo!
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HustleMan

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #49 on: November 21, 2006, 11:54:46 AM »
Quote from: sjonathan02 on November 21, 2006, 11:51:04 AM


Can we discuss avatars that may be suspect?!?!  ;D :D ;D

Oh Wow.   :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

You got me crackin up man.  lol.
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #50 on: November 21, 2006, 11:59:00 AM »
The following words...

Strong
Great
Strength


only have one syllable and should be pronounced that way (not 2).
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #51 on: November 21, 2006, 11:59:40 AM »
Never allow a telephone conversation with a man to go on longer than you are able to {you know what} with your wife. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.


compliments of FreakyT  ;D
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #52 on: November 21, 2006, 12:00:08 PM »
Quote from: sjonathan02 on November 21, 2006, 11:51:04 AM


Can we discuss avatars that may be suspect?!?!  ;D :D ;D


OOOHHHH!.........warriorssss.....come out tO PLAYEAAAA!
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HustleMan

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #53 on: November 21, 2006, 12:04:02 PM »
Man Law: Wives & Girlfriends

  • You shall not at any time attempt to tickle and/or wrestle with another man's girlfriend/fiance/wife.

    You MAY compliment her but only by saying: "you look nice."  Using words like "Gorgeous" or "Stunning" are strictly prohibited.

    You MAY tell me that my significant other is attractive, but you may NOT tell me what you would do to her if she was with you........ Unless you'd LIKE to live the rest of your life in a wheelchair.

    You may NOT date any of my ex's.  Once I have dated her she is off-limits to you for the rest of your life.  You may ask me for permission to date her, but if I say "No", the discussion is over, never to be brought up again.
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #54 on: November 21, 2006, 12:04:50 PM »
Quote from: SisterT on November 21, 2006, 11:59:40 AM
Never allow a telephone conversation with a man to go on longer than you are able to {you know what} with your wife. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.


compliments of FreakyT  ;D

I guess some of use can talk all day then. :D
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #55 on: November 21, 2006, 12:07:06 PM »
Quote from: 4hisglory on November 21, 2006, 12:04:50 PM
I guess some of use can talk all day then. :D

Alright now!!!! :D :D :D :D

::Makes motion to move 'Man Laws' to the Relationships forum after that comment::
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #56 on: November 21, 2006, 12:07:21 PM »
Quote from: 4hisglory on November 21, 2006, 12:04:50 PM
I guess some of use can talk all day then. :D

You wish! LOL!  :D ;D :D
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #57 on: November 21, 2006, 12:07:34 PM »
Quote from: HustleMan on November 21, 2006, 12:04:02 PM
You may NOT date any of my ex's.  Once I have dated her she is off-limits to you for the rest of your life.  You may ask me for permission to date her, but if I say "No", the discussion is over, never to be brought up again.



How 'bout I just ask your wife, if I can date one of your exes.    ;)


I'm sure she'd LOVE to know that you're still calling dibs, just in case.   ;D
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #58 on: November 21, 2006, 12:08:43 PM »
Quote from: sjonathan02 on November 21, 2006, 11:51:04 AM


Can we discuss avatars that may be suspect?!?!  ;D :D ;D

If I may:   :-X
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #59 on: November 21, 2006, 12:09:26 PM »
Quote from: sjonathan02 on November 21, 2006, 12:07:34 PM

I'm sure she'd LOVE to know that you're still calling dibs, just in case.   ;D

Isn't thath the truth!  ;D
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