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Offline SisterT

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #20 on: November 21, 2006, 11:15:58 AM »
Quote from: sjonathan02 on November 21, 2006, 11:14:10 AM

You mean we CAN'T sport the "Pirate" look from "Seinfeld"?? :o ;D

Not the "PUFFY" shirt! LOL!  :D :D ;D ;D
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #21 on: November 21, 2006, 11:16:16 AM »
1.   If you don't like my wife, you don't like me.
2.   At no time do you stare at my children.
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #22 on: November 21, 2006, 11:17:37 AM »
Quote from: saxandkeys on November 21, 2006, 11:14:14 AM
OOops ...ya'll ignore that thread I just posted. ;)


You mean the one you posted in the LGM Prayer Lounge?  ;D 

So, I should come out of my prayer closet; you're good?!?!??    ;D
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #23 on: November 21, 2006, 11:17:40 AM »
Quote from: saxandkeys on November 21, 2006, 11:14:14 AM
OOops ...ya'll ignore that thread I just posted. ;)

Too late...it's funny! LOL!  ;D :D
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #24 on: November 21, 2006, 11:19:10 AM »
Quote from: SisterT on November 21, 2006, 11:12:17 AM
Under no circumstances shall a man wear a "Ruffled Shirt"----like those Prince wears.

Quote from: sjonathan02 on November 21, 2006, 11:13:10 AM
AND, when we DO "join hands" DON'T be tryin' to interlock  :o your fingers with mine.  >:(

I fell out of my chair laughing @ these two!!!!   :D :D :D :D

Yo, Overseer, he's just tryin' to get more 'Spiritually in tune' w/ya.   :D :D :D :D

Bacc me up on this one tho: 
I just shaved my head, so DO NOT touch/comment on it if you checc the same gender blocc as I do.   >:(



An exception is made for little babies.  I love the kids!   ;D
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #25 on: November 21, 2006, 11:19:24 AM »
Quote from: sjonathan02 on November 21, 2006, 11:13:10 AM
AND, when we DO "join hands" DON'T be tryin' to interlock  :o your fingers with mine.  >:(

Excellent Point.

Also, if we DO hold hands, do NOT rub my hand with you thumb or any other finger.  We have to hold hands, but we don't have to LIKE it.  Rubbing my hand with your thumb will be considered an act of creepiness, and I will be forced to fake a cough just so I can let go of your hand to cover my mouth.
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #26 on: November 21, 2006, 11:19:42 AM »
When laughing at a joke, there is no need to overly laugh at the joke by finding another man's shoulder to laugh on.  There is nothing THAT funny.


As well, no fruits belong in your alco.........  ::looks at the website name::

Never mind ;)
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #27 on: November 21, 2006, 11:21:02 AM »
Quote from: LyricTenor on November 21, 2006, 11:19:10 AM
Bacc me up on this one tho: 
I just shaved my head, so DO NOT touch/comment on it if you checc the same gender blocc as I do.   >:(

An exception is made for little babies.  I love the kids!   ;D



Definitely DON'T touch!!  >:(   And, I can agree about the kids! That's permissable.  :D
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #28 on: November 21, 2006, 11:21:46 AM »
Quote from: 4hisglory on November 21, 2006, 11:16:16 AM
1.   If you don't like my wife, you don't like me.
2.   At no time do you stare at my children.

AMEN.  From the time you say: You're cool, but I don't like your wife, you're getting CUT OFF!
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #29 on: November 21, 2006, 11:22:14 AM »
Quote from: HustleMan on November 21, 2006, 11:19:24 AM
Excellent Point.

Also, if we DO hold hands, do NOT rub my hand with you thumb or any other finger.  We have to hold hands, but we don't have to LIKE it.  Rubbing my hand with your thumb will be considered an act of creepiness, and I will be forced to fake a cough just so I can let go of your hand to cover my mouth.



A TO THE   MEN!!!!
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #30 on: November 21, 2006, 11:22:17 AM »
Quote from: 4hisglory on November 21, 2006, 11:16:16 AM
1.   If you don't like my wife, you don't like me.
2.   At no time do you stare at my children.

If I didn't know any better (Translation: Actually KNEW you) I'd say that was a wound or two that have yet to heal.  :-\    8)

Two good ones just the same.
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #31 on: November 21, 2006, 11:23:29 AM »
Quote from: LyricTenor on November 21, 2006, 11:22:17 AM
If I didn't know any better (Translation: Actually KNEW you) I'd say that was a wound or two that have yet to heal.  :-\    8)

Two good ones just the same.


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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #32 on: November 21, 2006, 11:24:17 AM »
Quote from: vtguy84 on November 21, 2006, 11:19:42 AM
When laughing at a joke, there is no need to overly laugh at the joke by finding another man's shoulder to laugh on.  There is nothing THAT funny.


As well, no fruits belong in your alco.........  ::looks at the website name::

Never mind ;)
:D :D :D :D :D :D
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #33 on: November 21, 2006, 11:25:38 AM »
Never should a man describe another person's look, especially that of another man's, as "FABULOUS!".
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #34 on: November 21, 2006, 11:27:54 AM »
Man Law:  The Man-Hug

If at anytime we hug (and those times SHALL be few and far between), it is to be a "Man-Hug".

During a man-hug we lean into each other without touching below the waist.  The "Back Pat" is Optional. 

Note: If you're huggin' a fyne sista, these rules do not apply.  Go for it.
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #35 on: November 21, 2006, 11:28:31 AM »
No matter whether you came from ATL or Detroit, LA or Compton:


Relaxers will ALWAYS be a negative!
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #36 on: November 21, 2006, 11:30:15 AM »
Quote from: vtguy84 on November 21, 2006, 11:28:31 AM
No matter whether you came from ATL or Detroit, LA or Compton:


Relaxers will ALWAYS be a negative!

Amen.
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #37 on: November 21, 2006, 11:31:00 AM »
Quote from: vtguy84 on November 21, 2006, 11:28:31 AM
No matter whether you came from ATL or Detroit, LA or Compton:


Relaxers will ALWAYS be a negative!

And subject to countless jokes.
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #38 on: November 21, 2006, 11:32:26 AM »
Quote from: vtguy84 on November 21, 2006, 11:28:31 AM
No matter whether you came from ATL or Detroit, LA or Compton:


Relaxers will ALWAYS be a negative!

LOL!  ;D :D

So the short comedian who plays a pimp in "Next Friday"----no good?  :D ;D :D ;D
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #39 on: November 21, 2006, 11:34:34 AM »
Quote from: SisterT on November 21, 2006, 11:32:26 AM
LOL!  ;D :D

So the short comedian who plays a pimp in "Next Friday"----no good?  :D ;D :D ;D

::Thinking::





Still a negative :D
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