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blaquegenius

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #500 on: December 04, 2006, 05:08:26 PM »
Man Law: At no time will a man tie another man's shoe.
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #501 on: December 04, 2006, 05:18:32 PM »
Quote from: blaquegenius on December 04, 2006, 05:08:26 PM
Man Law: At no time will a man tie another man's shoe.

NICE ONE!!!!  I never thought to venture down that path. 
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #502 on: December 04, 2006, 05:32:15 PM »
Quote from: blaquegenius on December 04, 2006, 05:08:26 PM
Man Law: At no time will a man tie another man's shoe.

yep that's a good one.  unless it's a lil' man(meaning 2-5 years) who wants his shoes tied
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #503 on: December 04, 2006, 05:33:24 PM »
Quote from: TheVeteran on December 04, 2006, 03:05:57 PM
Well, first of all I'm HILARIOUS.   ;)

Secondly, take it easy!  Don't take things so seriously!


man you crazy fo' dat one
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #504 on: December 04, 2006, 05:45:46 PM »
Quote from: 1cutey4u on December 04, 2006, 02:57:11 PM
Nope...you ain't funny  :-[ not even like that....It's call LOVE ...because when the shoe is on the other foot I do for him...

Bzzzt! Wrong! You, as a woman, can walk into a hardware store and ask for a "thing to screw things into the wall, with a plug thingy and a handle thingymajig" and bat your eyelids twice, and you'll have all the assistants at the shop falling over themselves to help you.

Try, as a man, and walk into a beauty store (not that I ever did that!) and ask for a "erm, cream stuff, yeah, the one that goes on the face, with natural stuff and stuff" and look at the faces of the assistants. You can actually feel your testosterone draining away....

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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #505 on: December 04, 2006, 05:48:43 PM »
Quote from: elio on December 04, 2006, 05:45:46 PM
Bzzzt! Wrong! You, as a woman, can walk into a hardware store and ask for a "thing to screw things into the wall, with a plug thingy and a handle thingymajig" and bat your eyelids twice, and you'll have all the assistants at the shop falling over themselves to help you.

Try, as a man, and walk into a beauty store (not that I ever did that!) and ask for a "erm, cream stuff, yeah, the one that goes on the face, with natural stuff and stuff" and look at the faces of the assistants. You can actually feel your testosterone draining away....

 :D



Wow!!!!  ;D :D ;D :D ;D


Quote from: blaquegenius on December 04, 2006, 05:08:26 PM
Man Law: At no time will a man tie another man's shoe.

Have you had previous experience that would warrant such a law??  ?/?   :-\
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #506 on: December 04, 2006, 06:14:35 PM »
Quote from: sjonathan02 on December 04, 2006, 05:48:43 PM


Wow!!!!  ;D :D ;D :D ;D


Have you had previous experience that would warrant such a law??  ?/?   :-\

I'm on crutches right now...let's just say...somebody almost got stroked with a crutch on sunday....LOL
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #507 on: December 04, 2006, 07:41:08 PM »
Quote from: Gibby on December 04, 2006, 11:21:43 AM
NEXT THING YOU KNOW HE'LL HAVE ONE OF THESE:




Which brings us to our latest proposal for Manlaw.........

Since dogs have evolved from wolves, we men must strive to own dogs that at least LOOK like they can claim the lineage.



German Shepherd?  Mandog! 

Huskie?  Mandog! 

Akita?  Mandog! 

Pomeranian?  Cat bait! 

Poodle?   Awww, come on!  How you gon' do that to a dog? 

Shih Tsu?  An experiment gone very very wrong. 

A dog has to at least look like a dog!  Manlaw?
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #508 on: December 04, 2006, 08:46:52 PM »


DAAAAAAATS WHAT AHHHHHHHM TALKIN BOUT!
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #509 on: December 04, 2006, 08:50:47 PM »
Quote from: blaquegenius on December 04, 2006, 05:08:26 PM
Man Law: At no time will a man tie another man's shoe.

Whoa, whoa there.

If my Bishop is preaching and I see his shoe lace is untied, I'll go up and tie it for him.

That gotsta be an exception.   :-\
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #510 on: December 05, 2006, 05:59:51 AM »
Quote from: B_XALTED on December 04, 2006, 11:40:01 AM
ROTFLOL!!!!! You got me in tears here..... My goodness..... ya'll are a mess.

MAN LAW:  Men shall not be Mary Kay representatives and sell the products en route to owning their own pink Cadillac. 

Can I get a witness from the congregation?
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #511 on: December 05, 2006, 08:11:54 AM »
Quote from: Doubles22 on December 05, 2006, 05:59:51 AM
MAN LAW:  Men shall not be Mary Kay representatives and sell the products en route to owning their own pink Cadillac. 

Can I get a witness from the congregation?

PLEASE MAKE THIS A MAN LAW!!!!!!!!!!....

Aint nothing worst than seeing a man try to sell you a lipstick... and he leaves in a Pink Caddy.....  ::) :o ::) :o
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #512 on: December 05, 2006, 08:15:03 AM »
Quote from: elio on December 04, 2006, 05:45:46 PM
Bzzzt! Wrong! You, as a woman, can walk into a hardware store and ask for a "thing to screw things into the wall, with a plug thingy and a handle thingymajig" and bat your eyelids twice, and you'll have all the assistants at the shop falling over themselves to help you.

Try, as a man, and walk into a beauty store (not that I ever did that!) and ask for a "erm, cream stuff, yeah, the one that goes on the face, with natural stuff and stuff" and look at the faces of the assistants. You can actually feel your testosterone draining away....

 :D

Hey dont get mad cause I know how to get what I want...

Yall mens betta get hip to "Flirt for what you want"....

The only problem with this is that you guys will really want to get with the chick if you flirt with her....
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....

On second thought....

MAN LAW??!!

A Man should not be sent to the beauty supply store.... They dont know what they are doing....
Only because they will get the wrong thing on purpose so that we will have to go and exchange what they got...
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #513 on: December 05, 2006, 08:31:44 AM »
Quote from: Nakia518 on December 05, 2006, 08:15:03 AM

MAN LAW??!!

A Man should not be sent to the beauty supply store.... They dont know what they are doing....
Only because they will get the wrong thing on purpose so that we will have to go and exchange what they got...

Looks like we have a mole.  Who leaked this info?
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #514 on: December 05, 2006, 08:44:20 AM »
Quote from: elio on December 04, 2006, 05:45:46 PM
Bzzzt! Wrong! You, as a woman, can walk into a hardware store and ask for a "thing to screw things into the wall, with a plug thingy and a handle thingymajig" and bat your eyelids twice, and you'll have all the assistants at the shop falling over themselves to help you.

Try, as a man, and walk into a beauty store (not that I ever did that!) and ask for a "erm, cream stuff, yeah, the one that goes on the face, with natural stuff and stuff" and look at the faces of the assistants. You can actually feel your testosterone draining away....

 :D


See thats just wrong :o...I don't have to ask for a thingymajig I can ask for a tool by name and bat my eyelids and still make a man impressed...Daddy prepared his daughter so I don't have to depend on you men less I want to.... ;D ;D ;) ;) ;) ;)
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #515 on: December 05, 2006, 08:57:23 AM »
Quote from: 1cutey4u on December 05, 2006, 08:44:20 AM

See thats just wrong :o...I don't have to ask for a thingymajig I can ask for a tool by name and bat my eyelids and still make a man impressed...Daddy prepared his daughter so I don't have to depend on you men less I want to.... ;D ;D ;) ;) ;) ;)


Whoa 1cutey4u, I think u got some issues with us mens.  What did we ever do to u? ;D
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #516 on: December 05, 2006, 09:03:31 AM »
Quote from: T-Block on December 05, 2006, 08:57:23 AM
Whoa 1cutey4u, I think u got some issues with us mens.  What did we ever do to u? ;D

Nope not at all  ;D ;)
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #517 on: December 05, 2006, 10:29:18 AM »
Quote from: Nakia518 on December 05, 2006, 08:15:03 AM
Hey dont get mad cause I know how to get what I want...

Yall mens betta get hip to "Flirt for what you want"....

The only problem with this is that you guys will really want to get with the chick if you flirt with her....
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....




I gotta admit I did use my voice to get a free drink at Wendy's once....

(got one of them Barry White joints...)
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #518 on: December 05, 2006, 10:33:44 AM »
Quote from: THE WOLFMAN on December 05, 2006, 10:29:18 AM
I gotta admit I did use my voice to get a free drink at Wendy's once....

(got one of them Barry White joints...)
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Who judged your voice? I've always wanted to do voice overs.
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Re: Man Laws
« Reply #519 on: December 05, 2006, 10:34:39 AM »
Quote from: Doubles22 on December 05, 2006, 05:59:51 AM
MAN LAW:  Men shall not be Mary Kay representatives and sell the products en route to owning their own pink Cadillac. 

Can I get a witness from the congregation?

They have white and burgundy too... LOL.....

Quote from: THE WOLFMAN on December 05, 2006, 10:29:18 AM
I gotta admit I did use my voice to get a free drink at Wendy's once....


LOL...... Not quite.
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