A few more for ya:
- On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
- When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
- Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. EVER. Issue closed.
- If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.
Phrases that may
NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
(a) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
(b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
(c) Another set and we can hit the showers!
- The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.
Fanny Pacc/Man Purse. If you have
anything to say on this one (other than '
NEVER!':
(a) Hold your hand out in front of your face, palm inward.
(b) Run into it repeatedly w/your face until unconsciousness ensues.