I am so sorry I missed it! Happy belated birthday Grammar Wiz! As a gift, please accept this new top of the line PEACH choir robe, trimmed in metallic gold with creme satin lining on the inside.
Only the VIP choir members get the satin lining, so you must be doing something right!
Also, I am pleased on behalf of the music ministry to present you with this check for $35,000 for attending rehearsal on time for the past eleven months! God does not let faithfulness go unrewarded!
Be blessed and buy me a bacon cheeseburger!