Yo! I heard that fence jump was CRUCIAL! I was told by the founder of that sport,Ty Mai Shu, that the key to excelling in this one is to really stretch your shouting clavicle while racing baccwards on a footskate ball net full of frequency squares.
yeah too bad ty ty couldn't be there at the race, I heard we was playing shout music on the Kazzoo and fell out the basement window and got mauled by a man eating parakeet and the G-Unit roach squad
THAT WAS TY TY?!! I heard about that funeral. He and Ray Rays mama sang a duet in all Grace notes while everybody interviewed the body. I heard he got the job by the way.
Was this before or after the Foreign Choir Directors of America arrested him for illegally using a motorized toothpaste tube squeezer while playing a stirring quartet rendition of "God Don't Need No Matches?"
Hey didnt Ray Ray's mom win that last year with the Slap the taste out ya mouth while shouting to "At the Cross"
Nah... they had told me that it was before he got arrested but after he stole the computerized milk machine that spits out 50cent cookies with the MintMonkeyMallowMars Chips... and the Hot Fudge Collard Greens sauce... He said they needed it for the 100 mile hopscotch running with one leg Hoola dance off... He said he had a secret weapon that was sure to get him into the One Punch two kick and a back flip shout like my gramma did back in the day Contest....
Na, it was the beat yo kid with the extension cord while singing Jesus will work it out
Man, I'm DYIN' over these visuals!!!! I can't even respond right now!
I just heard that the Annual 'Shake That Laffy Taffy' Best Church Hat Moonwalk CyberChittlin' Souffle Competition will bke here Jultembrocary 33rd. That means all participants will have to square away their neon flavored orthopedic bobsled gloves. BINGO!!!!
Did I tell y'all that I was in contract negotiations with British Knights to endorse a new hamhock flavored football bat? You can swing it real hard and it makes you fly...until the buzzards smell the hamhocks and peck you back down to the ground. So that's part of the negotiation. I need a satellite DSL buzzard repellant added as an accessory.
