THE SPORTS BEET DOWN ROOM

[LyricTenor]

Yea i got the memo but i wont be in that competition because i have to go to the annual dog bird swinging track competition. where the 1 place prize is free gass for the mandella stealth jet!

HOLD UP!!!!  How come YOU are the onliest one in here w/a jet?!     I been constipatin' on dat thang & I can't make bellies nor backs of it!   

[allonesound]

cough


lyric you and dubs have the blow up golf cart,,, member!

[3rd-Day]

Yo I just got the diesel powered pogo stick upgraded to a HEMI. I had to take it to the shop though cause it needed its tires rotated and an aliignment on its batman cape. No sweat though, my cast iron cormbread skillet got spinners on it so im definetly registering for the overwater one legged elbow slide. BLACK JACK!!!!!

[Nakia518]

Yo I just got the diesel powered pogo stick upgraded to a HEMI. I had to take it to the shop though cause it needed its tires rotated and an aliignment on its batman cape. No sweat though, my cast iron cormbread skillet got spinners on it so im definetly registering for the overwater one legged elbow slide. BLACK JACK!!!!!

THAT WAS MINE... YOU STOLE IT FROME ME!!!!!

Dats okay... cause I got the Pepsi powered... Flying Dolphin chipmunk Flower Girl Head gasget... with the stealth powered Monkey laugh... So there...

[3rd-Day]

Aint nobody stole nuffin from you.    I traded in my bowlegged suzuki jeep that I won at the "hamsters doin the chicken noodle soup dance house of prayer and cod liver oil tabernacle" spitball range to get that pogo stick.

[allonesound]

all this over the mandella stealth jet!

well at least i won the milkshake runnin hula hoopin barbie hair stylin contest. first prize a singing bunny which i sold to a commercial for a new neon bowling suit with the side scuba gear!!!

[Doubles22]

NEWS FLASH Y'ALL!!!!

I just bought a skateboard with real feet for wheels.  That joint got hydraulics on it too.  Picture a brotha hittin' skateboard switches with real feet down the sidewalk.

[LyricTenor]

Yo I just got the diesel powered pogo stick upgraded to a HEMI. I had to take it to the shop though cause it needed its tires rotated and an aliignment on its batman cape. No sweat though, my cast iron cormbread skillet got spinners on it so im definetly registering for the overwater one legged elbow slide. BLACK JACK!!!!!

I traded in my bowlegged suzuki jeep that I won at the "hamsters doin the chicken noodle soup dance house of prayer and cod liver oil tabernacle" spitball range to get that pogo stick.

YOOOOOOOOO!!!!  My sides are aching!!!!

[LyricTenor]

NEWS FLASH Y'ALL!!!!

I just bought a skateboard with real feet for wheels.  That joint got hydraulics on it too.  Picture a brotha hittin' skateboard switches with real feet down the sidewalk.

You give new meaning to 'Kick,Push'.   

[LyricTenor]

****ATTENTION****

All participants in the 'My Mama tater salad taste better than your Mama's' patent leather elbow paddle crocheting orchestra must meet in Conference Room A for sheet music and a briefing on the rules.

[3rd-Day]

Dont forget tommorrow is Friday the 20th. Everybody with two left feet get a 1% discount off of the Turbo charged tennis ball mits. A must if you want to score a triple double from the 3 point line on the race track diving board. Basketball cleats and bobsledding choir robes must be inspected before each game. We dont want anymore mishaps like last year. In case anyone wants to know, tonight game is going ot be in the key of Eb. Make sure you got your goggles laced up with the bolts locked to the rear cause they will kick you out!

[3rd-Day]

NEWS FLASH Y'ALL!!!!

I just bought a skateboard with real feet for wheels.  That joint got hydraulics on it too.  Picture a brotha hittin' skateboard switches with real feet down the sidewalk.

[blaquegenius]

somebody splain da rules to a brotha...

However I do believe my cheetah print Huffy BMX bike with the 20in chrome spinners and purple fuzzy bananna seat should get 1st in the race.

[allonesound]

Dont forget tommorrow is Friday the 20th. Everybody with two left feet get a 1% discount off of the Turbo charged tennis ball mits. A must if you want to score a triple double from the 3 point line on the race track diving board. Basketball cleats and bobsledding choir robes must be inspected before each game. We dont want anymore mishaps like last year. In case anyone wants to know, tonight game is going ot be in the key of Eb. Make sure you got your goggles laced up with the bolts locked to the rear cause they will kick you out!

yea last year was a cur-tas-tro-phee basicly because someone decided to play in Ab which messed everyghing up. but i got my goggles laced up with extra stregnth bolts cuz i want the first prize this year.
second place prize stank... i got another one of those chess jumprope shooting bobsleads that run on canola oil... who wants to make chicken while freefallin down an avalanch?

[3rd-Day]

yea last year was a cur-tas-tro-phee basicly because someone decided to play in Ab which messed everyghing up. but i got my goggles laced up with extra stregnth bolts cuz i want the first prize this year.
second place prize stank... i got another one of those chess jumprope shooting bobsleads that run on canola oil... who wants to make chicken while freefallin down an avalanch?

Im gonna have to pass on the makin while chicken freefallin down an avalanche cause my kickball clubs caught a flat and wont make it pass ovaltine.  The stickball bat committee has tightened down on the rules ever since Old Mcdonald got sentenced for 15 years for having them Mad Cows Gone Wild videos on his myspace page. They sold his farm on Ebay.  Anyway for halftime the Greyhound Dog is supposed to be doing a mime to the theme from Sanford and Son. Should be pretty good. See you at the court.

[3rd-Day]

somebody splain da rules to a brotha...

However I do believe my cheetah print Huffy BMX bike with the 20in chrome spinners and purple fuzzy bananna seat should get 1st in the race.

You gonna have to step your game up. Word on the street is that this kid from peru got a Jiffy ten speed with banana skin interior, a set of 24 inch horseshoes that keep trottin when he stops, kung fu grips on the handle bars, and a frame is made from DW drum wood. Just letting you know homey.

[2KlubKlarity]

WHY IS THIS ROOM BACK??? I thought it had been buried!

[Doubles22]

Im gonna have to pass on the makin while chicken freefallin down an avalanche cause my kickball clubs caught a flat and wont make it pass ovaltine.  The stickball bat committee has tightened down on the rules ever since Old Mcdonald got sentenced for 15 years for having them Mad Cows Gone Wild videos on his myspace page. They sold his farm on Ebay.  Anyway for halftime the Greyhound Dog is supposed to be doing a mime to the theme from Sanford and Son. Should be pretty good. See you at the court.

Are you serious?   

[LyricTenor]

Im gonna have to pass on the makin while chicken freefallin down an avalanche cause my kickball clubs caught a flat and wont make it pass ovaltine.  The stickball bat committee has tightened down on the rules ever since Old Mcdonald got sentenced for 15 years for having them Mad Cows Gone Wild videos on his myspace page. They sold his farm on Ebay.  Anyway for halftime the Greyhound Dog is supposed to be doing a mime to the theme from Sanford and Son. Should be pretty good. See you at the court.

He's really good tho.  I saw him the other fortnite when I became the 'B# Horse Tippin' (nuttin' less than a $20 bill) Jheri Curl Haystack Washing Relay' Grand Champion.  That praise dance he did to 'That's  My MaMa' tore the house down.

[allonesound]

yea it was owf the chain....

well this year the list has declined for the pancake chilli cook off but hea the less people the more food and base ball jumpin cow tipin runnin man show!