THE SPORTS BEET DOWN ROOM

[Nakia518]

Let me pour out some of this 40oz. Gatorade for my man Ray-Ray. 

Don't go into his room with those biker shorts dunking on the hardwood greens jokes.  The laughter may kill him dead. 

But you know what they say...you slap a black momma...don't expect to come to for another 12 years.

Good New everybody!!!!

Ray Ray is out of the coma... He is unable to speak as his lips were smacked into next week... (If I hadn't seen it I wouldn't have believed it )... He zigged when he should have zagged...

He should pull thru ok... However his face is a lil disfigured.... and the taste was slapped outta his mouth... but he can move his legs and arms... So we are still praying for him to make a full recovery...

[NJTheBishopAnderson]

Okay, okay..... first let me say that you people are borderline insane right now. How this room is still going is beyond my comprehension. Yet, I will say this..

9. How often do you cook?  I dont cook it, I put hot sauce on it and eat it while it still running!

ROFLOL!!!!!!!! That right there had me on the floor crying bruh... Whew! It just took the cake for me. ROFLOL!!!!!!! 

[Jmack]

Good New everybody!!!!

Ray Ray is out of the coma... He is unable to speak as his lips were smacked into next week... (If I hadn't seen it I wouldn't have believed it )... He zigged when he should have zagged...

He should pull thru ok... However his face is a lil disfigured.... and the taste was slapped outta his mouth... but he can move his legs and arms... So we are still praying for him to make a full recovery...

i just saw Ray Ray.  they have a tube in his throat trying to put the taste back in his mouth.  they say he's the first one to survive after losing ALL the taste out his mouth.  course it'll still be another week before they know anything about the whereabouts of his lips.  i hope they find them.  without em, he just looks like he heard a good joke.   but anyway, i'm off to the bareback penguin boblsed relays.  it ought to be interesting, because the snow melted and they just gone ride em down the mountain. did someone mention PETA earlier?

[Nakia518]

Hure Ya Hure Ya.... SBD Room Court is now in session... I'd like to formerly charge NJTheBishopAnderson with Unlawfully posting against the SBD rules... In the law book between pages 48 and 49 it clearly states... You can NOT post in this tread without... Referring to a sporting event whether fictional or non fictional... and You cannot posts to this thread UNLESS it makes absolute sense at all... Post in question...

Okay, okay..... first let me say that you people are borderline insane right now. How this room is still going is beyond my comprehension. Yet, I will say this..

ROFLOL!!!!!!!! That right there had me on the floor crying bruh... Whew! It just took the cake for me. ROFLOL!!!!!!!

I have no idea what he is talking about... Hence I place a motion to have him banned from the SBD Room until he can learn to post in the correct manner... anyone seconds this motion which I have presented or you?

Also, in keeping with the rules myself... I just came from my 5th yard meeting with the Players who have gout on their left pinky toe from running up hill while carrying a Rhino riding a chicken... and we have decided that Violent pancakes are the in thing during this tourney season...

Thank You...

[Doubles22]

Hure Ya Hure Ya.... SBD Room Court is now in session... I'd like to formerly charge NJTheBishopAnderson with Unlawfully posting against the SBD rules... In the law book between pages 48 and 49 it clearly states... You can NOT post in this tread without... Referring to a sporting event whether fictional or non fictional... and You cannot posts to this thread UNLESS it makes absolute sense at all... Post in question...

I have no idea what he is talking about... Hence I place a motion to have him banned from the SBD Room until he can learn to post in the correct manner... anyone seconds this motion which I have presented or you?

Also, in keeping with the rules myself... I just came from my 5th yard meeting with the Players who have gout on their left pinky toe from running up hill while carrying a Rhino riding a chicken... and we have decided that Violent pancakes are the in thing during this tourney season...

Thank You...

I must argue on behalf of NJTheBishopAnderson seeing that he did pay homage to the thread and cyber-laugh within the SBD regulations.  Many of us have posted how we've been stricken with laughter due to some of the nonsense that has been posted.  For instance, I know it's wrong because Ray-Ray is out of commission but if I see him with this tube in his mouth as they try to put the taste back in...

 

[3rd-Day]

You Are So Wrong for that!!!!!!



We will no longer allow The slap yo momma and run competition...


[li]We will no longer allow the Run as fast as you can into the wall and see if you can still walk a straight line... No explaination necessary...[/li][/list]

   What thats a buncha TARTER SAUCE!!!! Somebody always gotta come and try to shut us down!!!  [Angrily sits at the computer and logs on to ebay to sell his deisel engine pogo stick with bose speakers and matching teef guard]

[Nakia518]

i just saw Ray Ray.  they have a tube in his throat trying to put the taste back in his mouth.  they say he's the first one to survive after losing ALL the taste out his mouth.  course it'll still be another week before they know anything about the whereabouts of his lips.  i hope they find them.  without em, he just looks like he heard a good joke.   but anyway, i'm off to the bareback penguin boblsed relays.  it ought to be interesting, because the snow melted and they just gone ride em down the mountain. did someone mention PETA earlier?

Thank Goodness he is alright... I think I saw his lip in between Thursday and Friday... I think they were just in limbo loosing momentium... I think we can catch up with them around Tuesday/Wednesday... Thank God... I always think hes laughing at me when i look at him...

[Doubles22]

   What thats a buncha TARTER SAUCE!!!! Somebody always gotta come and try to shut us down!!!  [Angrily sits at the computer and logs on to ebay to sell his deisel engine pogo stick with bose speakers and matching teef guard]

Man, I was told I couldn't put Bose speakers on my pogo stick because I bought it with a side cart for my band to bounce with me and play my theme music.  They all fell into the vat of grits when I bounced too high over the volleyball rink during the Wrestlemania Bowl.

[Nakia518]

I must argue on behalf of NJTheBishopAnderson seeing that he did pay homage to the thread and cyber-laugh within the SBD regulations.  Many of us have posted how we've been stricken with laughter due to some of the nonsense that has been posted.  For instance, I know it's wrong because Ray-Ray is out of commission but if I see him with this tube in his mouth as they try to put the taste back in...

 

I can accept your arguement in favor of  NJTheBishopAnderson.... However, his last post still didn't make any sense... Therefore he has to post 2 threads that makes sense in order to redeem himself....

[Jmack]

.  For instance, I know it's wrong because Ray-Ray is out of commission but if I see him with this tube in his mouth as they try to put the taste back in...

 

you think that's something.  at first they tried suppositories to put the taste back, because he didnt have any lips.  but they swithched to the tube because his body kept rejecting them. 

i told him he should've entered the shortbus crosswalk race instead. i seent his momma. aint no way he couldve won that one.  she undefeated.

[Nakia518]

   What thats a buncha TARTER SAUCE!!!! Somebody always gotta come and try to shut us down!!!  [Angrily sits at the computer and logs on to ebay to sell his deisel engine pogo stick with bose speakers and matching teef guard]

Don't pack it away just yet... we might could still use it... You did say deisel right.... All we have to do is slap some honey coated wings on there and gather up some crushed pickled pig snoats and we got something... Let me confer with the "Do you really wanna run up hill while carrying a Rhino riding a chicken" committee... and get back with you

[3rd-Day]

I must argue on behalf of NJTheBishopAnderson seeing that he did pay homage to the thread and cyber-laugh within the SBD regulations.  Many of us have posted how we've been stricken with laughter due to some of the nonsense that has been posted.  For instance, I know it's wrong because Ray-Ray is out of commission but if I see him with this tube in his mouth as they try to put the taste back in...

 

I just saw Ray Ray riding down the street in his solar powered rollor broom! I tried to keep a straight face but I couldnt help it!

[Nakia518]

Man, I was told I couldn't put Bose speakers on my pogo stick because I bought it with a side cart for my band to bounce with me and play my theme music.  They all fell into the vat of grits when I bounced too high over the volleyball rink during the Wrestlemania Bowl.

Naaaaaaaaaah man they told you that because your speakers kept interfeering with the underwater shout off... It was throwing there shouting steps off beat....

[Jmack]

when u go see the "Do you really wanna run up hill while carrying a Rhino riding a chicken" committee, let me know.  i'll send some deviled penquin eggs.  (future altenative fuel).  BTW, are they still having the no parachute skydiving event?  and why isnt last years champion here for that?

[LyricTenor]

when u go see the "Do you really wanna run up hill while carrying a Rhino riding a chicken" committee, let me know.  i'll send some deviled penquin eggs.  (future altenative fuel).  BTW, are they still having the no parachute skydiving event?  and why isnt last years champion here for that?

If I'm not mistaken, last year's champ was injured in the 'Hot Sauce Flavored Zorro Catcher's Mitt Interpretive Dance' finals.

On a side note, I'd like to submit the following for a NEW SBD sporting event:  http://www.apedump.com/out.php?id=284

[3rd-Day]

Man, I was told I couldn't put Bose speakers on my pogo stick because I bought it with a side cart for my band to bounce with me and play my theme music.  They all fell into the vat of grits when I bounced too high over the volleyball rink during the Wrestlemania Bowl.

;DSee mine aint street legal. I had it modified by Thunderburd the Giraffe's counsin Quaquakeeshuh "the animal steal". She is a shade tree pogo stick  mechanic. She got a shop in back or her chicken coup. Sorry to hear about your band though.



YOU GOT PROBLEMS!!!

[3rd-Day]

Don't pack it away just yet... we might could still use it... You did say deisel right.... All we have to do is slap some honey coated wings on there and gather up some crushed pickled pig snoats and we got something... Let me confer with the "Do you really wanna run up hill while carrying a Rhino riding a chicken" committee... and get back with you

Yeah diesel they only made 5. Honey coated wings will take away some of the horse power. Holla at Quaquakeesha the animal steal. She is the certified tech. Im still heated about them cancelling the one event that my team was undefeated in. Holla at me on my cellular crock pot!

[3rd-Day]

I almost forgot. When you go see the "Do you really wanna run up hill carryin a Rhino riding chicken" commitee, ask them about raising the budget for the " I can clap with my bear hands" clap off, and the "I betcha cant out breath me" footsketball court repairs. We still have damages from last years riot!

[Doubles22]

All I wanna know is if somebody got some Grit Removal spral for the intruments in my band.  I can't take them on the road to the Rhino riding a Chicken competition with grits chillin all in the guitar strings.

[Doubles22]

spral = spray.